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How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 2:51pm On Apr 08
M.0.D front page please!!! smiley


It aint rocket science that women love guys from London becuase we look like Londoners, act like Londoners & say exactly what the ladies need to hear. You see a Homebase guy & the nomally loook different (no oofensce). Homebase guys will benefit from this thread becuzz by the time u finsh reading the thread, yor english will improve, yor swagg will improve, your comunication skill will improve, yor engligh granmma will improve, yor loooks will improve to handsome, yor skin tone will improve, Yor job offffer will improve, yor ability to toast women will multiply & most impotantly, yor life & confident will improve for good. So please please please, loookout for my next thread on how to behave like a Londonder so that u will be apreciated. Remeber, Londoners are the greatest & thats why we help. By the way, am a Londoner from PEkam, South East London, juss in case u ask!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Apr 08
ilamina mamagee, Mrcork .....are the most consistent nairalander when it comes to posting weird shitsss.. I mean...u guys have been at it for years......



As in...how do u guys do it??

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 3:16pm On Apr 08
advanceDNA:
After ilamina mamagee, Mrcork .....are the most consistent nairalander when it comes to posting weird shitsss.. I mean...u guys have been at it for years......



As in...how do u guys do it??

well apart from moaning & yor usual naggggggggin sir...have u got anytin intelligent to contribute on how yor life can be improved thru Londoness sir? u need help toastung women? U need help with cloths, foood, rent, schooool fee,.
how can we help u please? U have bank account nomba? undecided

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by advanceDNA: 3:29pm On Apr 08
MrCork:


well apart from moaning & yor usual naggggggggin sir...have u got anytin intelligent to contribute on how yor life can be improved thru Londoness sir? u need help toastung women? U need help with cloths, foood, rent, schooool fee,.
how can we help u please? U have bank account nomba? undecided

Lol..... U are stupîdly impressive.....like I said..I'm impressed by ur consistency

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 3:42pm On Apr 08
advanceDNA:


Lol..... U are stupîdly impressive.....like I said..I'm impressed by ur consistency

u sayin stewwwpidity impresses u....corrrect? dosent that make u stewwwpid or very stewwwpid sir? ..juss askin! (no ofeincse) embarassed

anyways backto our serious topic. who wants change? cheesy
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by advanceDNA: 3:43pm On Apr 08
MrCork:


u sayin stewwwpidity impresses u....corrrect? dosent that make u stewwwpid or very stewwwpid sir? ..juss askin! (no ofeincse) embarassed

U should try stand up comedy though or have an Instagram handle where u can sell stvpîd content....u will make money
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 3:47pm On Apr 08
advanceDNA:


U should try stand up comedy though or have an Instagram handle we're u sell stvpîd content....u will make money

Bro ama londoner. from london. I have moiney. I help people angry
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Apr 08
MrCork:


Bro ama londoner. from london. I have moiney. I help people angry


Comedian

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Bluezy13(m): 3:55pm On Apr 08
I can't believe I read all of that angry

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Pickieox(m): 5:51pm On Apr 08
MrCork:
M.0.D front page please!!! smiley


It aint rocket science that women love guys from London becuase we look like Londoners, act like Londoners & say exactly what the ladies need to hear. You see a Homebase guy & the nomally loook different (no oofensce). Homebase guys will benefit from this thread becuzz by the time u finsh reading the thread, yor english will improve, yor swagg will improve, your comunication skill will improve, yor engligh granmma will improve, yor loooks will improve to handsome, yor skin tone will improve, Yor job offffer will improve, yor ability to toast women will multiply & most impotantly, yor life & confident will improve for good. So please please please, loookout for my next thread on how to behave like a Londonder so that u will be apreciated. Remeber, Londoners are the greatest & thats why we help. By the way, am a Londoner from PEkam, South East London, juss in case u ask!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley


Thrash. Inferiority complex
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Pickieox(m): 5:53pm On Apr 08
Bluezy13:
I can't believe I read all of that angry

Lol🤣🤣🤣To me, it seems I mistakenly hit a wrong thread🤔

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Elegantspiker(m): 6:17pm On Apr 08
Mechanic Mike



Mr Cork



Very consistent with what he does. This guy is just consistent

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Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 6:55pm On Apr 08
Pickieox:



Thrash. Inferiority complex


Really? So dat means u looooklike a Nigerian...the homebase type..corrrrect?? undecided
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork: 6:59pm On Apr 08
Bluezy13:
I can't believe I read all of that angry


Great..it will change yor life meaning u will learn to loook handsome so women will ni longer ignoe u sir((THANK ME LATER) smiley
Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Sapasenator: 7:03pm On Apr 08
This is a good thread, as a confirm homebase, I have been wondering how to look like a Londoner.
Thank you Mr. Cork for this informative and inspiring thread.

NLFPMOD

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