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Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:22pm On Nov 17, 2011
A Pastor was preaching in a Church and announces:- "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left!" All the men in the Church moved to the left, except one man, The Pastor was amused and asked: "How come your wife can't control you?" The man kindly replied by saying: "Pastor, na my wife say make I no commot for here Ooh, " lipsrsealed[color=#000099][/color]
Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2011
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Response:

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Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:32pm On Nov 17, 2011
[center]one day, 2 flies where eating shit, so 1 says 'o boy dis shit dey smell oh' & the other repled abeg 'man no dey call shit when man dey chop'[/center]
Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:36pm On Nov 17, 2011
If You are Mr Jude's Wife?
Dr Jude fell into a well and was screaming for help.
The wife came with a rope to help.He looked at the rope and asked
"how much did u buy the Rope?"
The wife answered "#1000 Naira".
Still inside the well, he shouted "what?!!, Return it now now, go to Madam Grace Store down the road, she sells rope for #300 Naira. Hurry up please! Before I die here!".
Re: Abeg No Laugh by bekay911(f): 12:44pm On Nov 17, 2011
Men r sumtin else
Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:54pm On Nov 17, 2011
Men r sumtin else



hahahahahahhahahahahhahah grin grin grin grin grin grin BEKAY i never wan die
Re: Abeg No Laugh by SIlknSteel(f): 2:07pm On Nov 17, 2011
rakel05:

Men r sumtin else



hahahahahahhahahahahhahah grin grin grin grin grin grin BEKAY i never wan die

Nor mind them. . . some of them too stingy, even on themselves. . .e dey their body grin cheesy cool
Re: Abeg No Laugh by Ajibel(m): 2:20pm On Nov 17, 2011
U wan make i dey laff abi


exits thread
Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 2:31pm On Nov 17, 2011
dry Ajibel ;; i knw u cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Abeg No Laugh by Ajibel(m): 2:58pm On Nov 17, 2011
rakel05:

dry Ajibel ;; i knw u cheesy cheesy cheesy

cry cry cry cry cry cry

angry angry angry angry angry angry

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



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Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 3:25pm On Nov 29, 2011
embarassed AJIBEL u don kill me

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