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Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by pendusky(m): 5:31am On Nov 18, 2011 |
G. E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government ? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please , send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said,"Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo,answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure, "said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his advisers and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili . Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak wit Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! " Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent t people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair (ITS A JOKES OOOOOOOOHHHHH) |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by StudioCFR(m): 5:37am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Where is Boogee |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by Nobody: 6:52am On Nov 18, 2011 |
@Pendusky. Na wa oh. I shake yansh 4 dis your own 'copy and pasting' oh. Before posting a joke, i think u should review d existin jokes in d forum. I posted dis same joke yesterday, and u posted it dis morning! Which level nah?! (its not even up to 24hrs!) shitz Well i guess u were oblivious of it. It could happen to anybody anyway. Notwithstanding direct all praises and compliment to me, ok?! @studio why u lookin for me? To come and see how people are trippin for my joke to d extent of copyin and pasting? I knew u liked it, u were just forming. . . |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by Nobody: 6:55am On Nov 18, 2011 |
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Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by Ajibel(m): 7:38am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Cofs Cofs . . . . . and walks out of thread |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by SIlknSteel(f): 9:07am On Nov 18, 2011 |
@Poster: Copy -------> Paste --------> Edit!!! Una no dey taya?! |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by kingron: 2:55pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
booqee:loool u say person dey copy u, fat lie, this joke has been on NL b4 u eva dreamt of pasting it, #justsaying# |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by Nobody: 11:37pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
kingron:just sharraap dere. |
Re: Please Dont Laugh Aftter Reading This by lilkech(m): 2:15am On Nov 20, 2011 |
booqee: WHY YOU DEY ATTACK THE OP ? NOR BE UNA TWO GO MARKET GO BUY THE SAME MODEL OF CANON MODEL 419 PHOTOCOPIER FOR THE SAME DAY? , SEE, IF UNA WAN GET LEVEL FOR THIS 'OUR' JOKES SECTION , E GET ONLY ONE THING WEY UNA SUPPOSE USE CLIMB THE LADDER , SEE PIX BELOW FOR MORE INFO>>>
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