bless teeroy for thinking up this thread.so hilarious

Managers in Class, hilarious
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3O7d6qIiQGU

Funny soccer moments
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j4raPxQLpHU

Jose Mourhinho sings - nothing can stop him now
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gkbBZTpUXow

JM - the Special One

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIg9-khGVA

JM versus Roman Abramovich

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DDBUCbohk_o

;d ;d

lol

Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated?
A: 50,000 more Chelsea fans

A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
"Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless , we had the Chelsea players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".

Four surgeons are having a coffee break. The first one says "I like operating on accountants best because everything inside is numbered."
The second one says "Nah, I like librarians. Everything inside them is always in alphabetical order."
Third one says "Electricians, they're the best. Everything in them is colour coded."
The fourth one says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're gutless, heartless spineless, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable"

Three football fans in a pub. One of them sees a twenty pound note in the fish tank. The landlord tells them that anyone who gets it out before the piranha eats their hand gets to keep it. The Gooner puts his hand in and the piranha bites off two of his fingers. The second whos a West Ham fan waits until the fish looks the other way and then puts his hand in, he pulls it out with his left hand missing. Chewsee fan puts his hand in and pulls out the twenty. The landlord ask how he managed it and Chewsee fan shows him his hand where tattooed across his knucles is" CHELSEA 2000 European Champions". The landlord says " I UNDERSTAND NOW,NOT EVEN A F*****G PIRANHA WILL SWALLOW THAT LOAD OF SHIT"

Q. "What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?"
A. "They're both useless in Europe"

What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A. The tea stays in the cup longer!

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: Why will Liverpool never win the League?
A: They keep scoring Ow_en goals

Maths made easy with Manchester United

If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time will be added on by the referee if Man Utd are losing at home?

Alex had a hotel room booked in Glasgow for the Champions League Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?

Probability. Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Manchester United being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Manchester United would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)

Sheffield United boss Neil Warnock, when asked what he would do if he was manager of city rivals Sheffield Wednesday.
'I would buy some bad players, get the sack and then retire to Cornwall'

Yeye Children, Una no go kill person.

For all the Tottenham fans out there