Information reaching me indicates that the British government is planning to absorb all g.a.y in Nigeria as their lives are threatened by the new bill passed by the Nigeria Senate.
For you to pass the screening, you have to screw PM Cameron in the butt to prove you're genuine.

More to follow . . .

Britain loooll! They ain't ready for such. Nigerians will declare being gay without shame including kissing and marrying with photo proof just to get asylum

This one wey people don taya with naija, e be like say we go see the increase in the percent of gays, some go even impersonate themselves as gays to run away from naija,

Anus lovin' Nigerians are already all over Britain.
I have met some.