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My Joke by bright007(f): 5:46pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Johny walke d into clas every morning with a black eye Teachr:wats wrong? Johny : our house is very small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye" teacher:tonite whn your dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again. Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again? Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Then my dad asks my mom,are u comin?mom says,Yes am coming,are u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I' m also coming. ? |
Re: My Joke by mikuz(m): 6:03pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
where is d joke? |
Re: My Joke by Emmyk(m): 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
mikuz:between your laps I guess, Yikes! |
Re: My Joke by mikuz(m): 7:14pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
^ are you sure? |
Re: My Joke by bunmioguns(m): 9:24pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
yeah, nice joke, kip it up |
Re: My Joke by jackpot(f): 4:24am On Dec 09, 2011 |
yeah. . .I'm coming>>> nice joke! |
Re: My Joke by mustspin: 9:00am On Dec 09, 2011 |
@ OP, nice photocopied joke |
Re: My Joke by mustspin: 9:01am On Dec 09, 2011 |
joke wey dani1luv post just yesterday. na wah o |
Re: My Joke by bright007(f): 9:29am On Dec 09, 2011 |
I never knew Dani has started dubbing jokes.Well,if u wanna know,he copied from me. |
Re: My Joke by mustspin: 9:37am On Dec 09, 2011 |
^^^na wah o, so all of una don buy photocopying machine abi |
Re: My Joke by mikuz(m): 9:39am On Dec 09, 2011 |
^ see who's talking! |
Re: My Joke by mustspin: 9:49am On Dec 09, 2011 |
r u talking to me? |
Re: My Joke by bright007(f): 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
Jooorrr ooooo:!make una no fight here ooo. |
Re: My Joke by oderemo(m): 7:09pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
read part 2 before part 1, both were so dull i could freeze my turbo king on them. move over. next. |
Re: My Joke by ARareGem(f): 9:20pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
^Lol! You actually made me laugh. |
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