I also want to die for Nigeria, 

I hereby forward my application to the 'Martyrs and Messiahs Association of Nigeria' to be considered for the 'honor' of laying down my life for Nigeria.
I humbly pledge the motto of a 'patriot', "everything I will do from henceforth is to protect Nigeria’s interest and if that will cost me my life, so be it."

I want the benefits of dying for Nigeria. I want to sit in Aso Rock forever, i want to be in a position to increase the pump price of petrol three times a year. I want to be able to acquire a private jet and travel to at least 50 countries a year all expenses paid for the cause of our dear country Nigeria.
I want 20 National honors, 72 Chieftaincy titles and 5 honorary degrees. I want a large farm that makes $250,000 a day in profits. I want a Presidential library for my great grandchildren after me.

I demand a fat salary on the condition that it be reviewed upward once every 3 months. I want to be AU chairman before i die and i must be allowed to excercise absolute control over all federal resources, Senate, house of Representatives and all Governors. I must be allowed to amend the constitution when it suits my fancy. The people must have no say over what i do and they must see me as their messiah. I reserve the right to sell public property when and to whomever i please.

Lastly, the right to impeach me must be repealed from the constitution in order for me to carry out this painful task.

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