U, go fear,

slex:

hahahahaha, madam stop there,

where is your licence plate, do you know i stopped you for over-speeding?

Oga police abeg no vex,I've not saved enough money for license plate and I really need to get to school,my exams starts in 10 minutes. I'll make sure I get it next week.I beg you with GEJ.

another one

First, I blame our fathers and mothers. Yes, if only they took the rights steps since the time of IBB by the way of protest, we would be having a good life (at least close to good) by now. Instead, they'd tell us to stay indoors and not be caught wanting by the government.

Today, various imbeciles except the late President Yaradua have come in the form of President and Head of State of this so called great nation called Nigeria have continually increased prices of goods and services including our "curse" called OIL Is this the good life I was promised before I was brought into the world? I will defintiely not let my children come into this part of the world if these are how things will go unless I'm convinced.

Forget NLC, forget TUC, forget any organised protesters under ANY body/union. They are there for their own "pocket". Check Channels Television and you'd see the heads of these Unions have been called for an indoor meeting. What have ASUU been able to achieve before I graduated? Instead, I was forced to spend over 1 year extra while in the University. What has the NLC ever achieved that has not been over turned presently? These people will be bought over and they'd be used to advise us wrongly. Is this what we want?

Youths of this great nation, our teachers (even the Cadbury Bournvita advert) have always lied to us and it is high time we say NO! They said, "Chidlren are the leaders of tomorrow". How evident is that? How many young bloods represent us at the National level? How many?

We are responsible for our lives, not the government hence we must take decisions via actions. Say NO to Oil Subsidy removel, Say NO to ethnic violence and religious bigotry, and say YES immediately and forcefully to improved healthcare, alternative and function transportation (not KEKE or Okada), good and improved roads, improved education (scholarships and grants for researches) and everything that we deem our rights, say YES to it.

If you must remove subsidy, let us see what we benefit first as a nation and how expensive it is rather than let a "microscopic few" benefit its removal and enrich their unborn second generations.

fuel please dont finish.
Supporting strategy.

I laff, "waka pass"

this thread is cracking me up Lmao keep the photos coming

That car picture with padlock on the thank is really funny.

crazy pics.

Nigerians - Funny people.  
This is supposed to be a serious issue, an issue everyone is sad about but, they've turned it into a thing of joke.
Little wonder ''Suffering and Smiling'' is our motto. One begins to wonder if it's a positive or negative thing.

A country gets the leadership it deserves.

kai, that's hillarious

This is why they say Nigerians are among the happiest people on earth. We dey suffer dey smile. Naija i hail oh!

A nation of jesters

see why there will never be revolution

^^^bruv, lead d way, im solidly behind u

mastro:

bros abeg no waste that shayo ooo

Now on sale!
Revolution 101 and Revolution for dummies
Tools you need for a successful revolution.
1 medium sized tent. Mild color.
1 large water bottle
1 bedsheet, brown color
2 pairs of jeans
1 carton of mosquito coil
1 carton of gala
1 food flask
1 cell phone with either BB, twitter or facebook or all of the above.
1 one pair of boots

For those volunteering for the action squad

5 wraps of ginger
5 bottles of Chelsea
1 green bandanna

For residents of Lagos and environs,
1 broom. No witch broom please and no toilet broom.
2 You will be handed your entitlement of 1k when you resume. The balance will be paid at the end of the revolution after necessary statutory deductions have been made and on the condition that the revolution is successful.
3 No one will be allowed to protest near the lekki toll gates to avoid disruption of business. Please use alternative routes. See google maps for details.
4 No protest allowed near the flowers please.
5 You must be an indigene to collect any 'subsidy' from the state. Non indigenes please refer to your home state
Thank you!

laugh don scatter my baff up !!!!

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LOL!!

What can I say? at least black people are resourceful.

2Mekus:

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Lmao
I swear these people don kolo.

WE THE ASSOCIATION OF BIG CAR OWNERS HAVE GONE ON STRIKE IN RESPONSE TO THE REMOVAL OF THE FUEL SUBSIDY.  WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU SHALL SEE LESS OF US ON THE ROAD.

SIGNED

OBINNA 222
NATIONAL SECRETARY

Naija! We steady catchin' our fun nomata d weather ni.LWKMD4H o!

Sijo01:

Aftermath of subsidy removal

Guy go and see your vulcanizer, you don get flat tyre.

rodflmao ;d ;d ;d

dustydee:

Guy go and see your vulcanizer, you don get flat tyre.

Thanks 4drawing my attention 2it.
but no time 4dat now oo, i go manage am because passengers too plenty.

If u get any Job 4me, jst holla me,
anywhere in d country.

Show me your 32 oh feyin ehh
no matter condition!

bike level

of course, they will be gnashing their teeths now.