I got these from my peeps and l thought l should share it with everyone as we can do with a little humor, just maybe, l mean maybe the "pain" of this crushing fuel hike can be abated for one minute?

Nigerians are geniuses, l tell you.

Possibly thats why our Govt feels so comfortable, no matter what they do to us, we will always find a way to endure it . . . . and even add a funny side to it.

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These are the FAITHFULS, to them belongs the kingdom of Jonathan!

These are the SCIENTIST,may be l should call them ALCHEMISTS!

Well, We can call these ones "LOCAL CONTENT APOSTLES", they will never lack anything!

These ones are "SECURITY TIGHT" as in water tight! To then shall "safety-first" be a belt.

Dog, man's best friend in hard times!

For this ones, NOTHING DO YOU is all they have for Uncle Jonathan

Try deregulating us nah!

And if you think Jonathan wants to spell doom for your RELATIONSHIP, just CHANGE TACTICS, its called being flexible!

I even hear there are 50cl bottles (thats like a small toothpaste size) of fuel that you can keep in your pocket and "produce" to a sweet lady, when everything else has failed! That one is a sure winner, never lets you down

The WEIRD and the CRAZY!
Anyhow, the Ride must move-on.

But NEVER FORGET, This is What Jonathan, Sanusi and Okonjo Iweala have reduced the lives of Nigerians to!

While they die of CONSTIPATION, our own children die of STARVATION!. Okay all must die naah!

At the END OF THE DAY, We know THOSE WHO DONT REALLY CARE 'BOUT US!
SAY NO TO FUEL PRICE HIKE.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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ℓ☺ℓ. Really hilarious.

Hahaha funny,guy you try.

Here's one.

^^^^Hehhehe!

U mean say "that FLYBOAT" on his head never goes down, even when he is on-bed ready to paddle Madam?!

I am laughing like swamp fish o!

Lol.

I can't stop laughing especially at the "dude Jonathan and Patience on the bed talking about punishing us over her grammatical errors".
Nobody comes close to us Nigerians when it comes to making humor out of things yet this fuel subsidy thing ain't funny. I am beginning to wonder what manner of a man the president is for stirring up all this at a very very wrong time.