I'm feeling really down now. One bros in my area (d street opposite mine) has snatched my lovely angel. Despite the fact that my relationship with dis girl was common knowledge and the fact dat I regard him as an area "egbon", Bros Akin went ahead to chance me, becos I never hammer

Now TY won't even touch me with a ten-feet pole; all of a sudden I have become a sort of pariah to the person who couldn't get enough of me. I feel like taking it out on Akin, but the Bros pass me in many ways (hin muscles be like Rambo own and me I be one skinny guy) age-wise money-wise, physical strength and even in popularity.

I have sort of become a joke amongst my friends. Fellow NLanders, please what do I do?  

Odikwa serious?? O boy, take am easy o. . .you no say for Naija, police no send you if you go enter wahala, you go need bribe to commot for cell abeg!

Seriously though, if the chick decides to waka, free am and get another one! There are just too many chics in Nigeria and me sef whenever I am in Naija, I have to share my little time among many chicks so just get another one!

berra forget that babe.
She chose bro Akin over you.deal with and move on!
Plenty babes out there ready to grab you as soon as you look their way.

So you could not hang on to your babe. What should we do about it

bro, the LovePeddler you were dating made her choice, there is nothing you can do about it. even if you take it on her new guy, what will that change about her NOT WANTING YOU ANY LONGER?!
abeg, lick your wounds and move on with your life being wiser about the ways of women.

the topic is funny

poster dust yourself off and move on. how old are you anyway? seems like you might still be in high school. Face your studies and go to uni and make something of yourself while she is raising "bros Akin's" babies

lwkmd

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dust your shoulders off and move on!!
she obviously isn't worth it and he is a clown.

better will come your way just keep it moving.

Karma is a bi@tch

Dude cool your spirit, Egbon akin will soon pass her over to next available Johnny English.Her case na "wear and tear",u go soon hia scores na2day! Dude find ursef  anoda galfriend but make sure she looks badder dan your ex.Abeg no carry your runs come your street o,bcus na Buda Suilamon(van damn lookalike) go overtake u next lol

The you go find some young dude's girl and take na

Op its either you are joking or you are exceptionally funny,how can someone be heartbroken yet so funny? Anyways she chose him over you,truss me she ain't worth fighting for or over,let her bounce. There are many ocean in the fishes.

Omg! I cant stop laughing,
@op,move on,life is beautiful.

edydeyemi:

I'm feeling really down now. One bros in my area (d street opposite mine) has snatched my lovely angel. Despite the fact that my relationship with dis girl was common knowledge and the fact dat I regard him as an area "egbon", Bros Akin went ahead to chance me, becos I never hammer

Now TY won't even touch me with a ten-feet pole; all of a sudden I have become a sort of pariah to the person who couldn't get enough of me. I feel like taking it out on Akin, but the Bros pass me in many ways (hin muscles be like Rambo own and me I be one skinny guy) age-wise money-wise, physical strength and even in popularity.

I have sort of become a joke amongst my friends. Fellow NLanders, please what do I do?  

unfortunately, you cannot do anything about it. . . .

i'd advise you to be hardworking. . .ace your exams, get your dream job and in few years time, you'd be chancing your juniors too.
bros akin was chanced too when he was ur age. the cycle continues.
when your time comes, take no prisoners. . . . .

that was what i did.

if you played Baba ijebu you and you no chop,people go says thhe money no bi your own and if you date babe and dem collect am, the babe self no bi your own, even if you rich or poor, your babe go everly be your own and even the poor in village dey last longer with their wife, so commot eyes for the babe

Idowuogbo:

Karma is a bi@tch

Dude cool your spirit, Egbon akin will soon pass her over to next available Johnny English.Her case na "wear and tear",u go soon hia scores na2day! Dude find ursef anoda galfriend but make sure she looks badder dan your ex.Abeg no carry your runs come your street o,bcus na Buda Suilamon(van damn lookalike) go overtake u next lol

gbam!1

The girl was tired of the relationship thaz why she broke up with u. Going out with a Nigeria girl go a long way. U need to shower with love and some cash (not all of them cos some na free education eg Calabar, ibadan, ijebu girls). If you want a long lasting relationship u must be ready to impress the girl.

@thread

@OP, pele. God giveth and brother Akin taketh

freecocoa:

Op its either you are joking or you are exceptionally funny,how can someone be heartbroken yet so funny? Anyways she chose him over you,truss me she ain't worth fighting for or over,let her bounce. There are many ocean in the fishes.

@Free Cocoa & Nitrogen, I'm not joking o. Dis is a case of life and death. I'm just trying to hid my pains by being witty.
@Mynd, d guyman for no near my babe nau


I guess y'all are right, maybe I should just fashi d babe and move on wiv my life

Now you are talking. She is gone and there ain't isht you can do about it

edydeyemi:

I guess y'all are right, maybe I should just fashi d babe and move on wiv my life

GOOD!! Follow your instincts and forget her!!
there is better out there for you

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