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The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Nobody: 12:20pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Now this is both true and hilarious X_X An advice from a friend: Valentine's day is a problem day!! Because I don't understand how a set of people (you know yourselves) would want to exchange boxers and singlets for perfumes, watches, jewelry, phones and more recently "hair" (the topic of giving hair as a gift is for another day because you were not born bald) Scientifically a woman can't be, bald, so why buy hair? It's completely overwhelming!!! Don't you know what trade by barter is? Is it fair to trade boxers for Galaxy Tab on valentine's day? Or exchange singlet for Bold 5? How can u give belt and be expecting iPad2?!! Ladies! Enough is Enough! #boys are not smiling. Try and impress him this year. If you know you are buying singlets, boxers etc just tell him to buy you bra and pant (plain cotton not Victoria anything) that's fair enough please. Let's raise d bar this year. 1 Like |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Killz3(m): 12:45pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Ijogz K:Dies on Arrival! Valentine's day is a problem day!! = +2000 I don't understand how a set of people (you know yourselves) would want to exchange boxers and singlets for perfumes watches, jewelry, phones and more recently "hair" (the topic of giving hair as a gift is for another day because you were not born bald) = +500 Scientifically a woman can't be, bald, so why buy hair? It's completely overwhelming!!! = +500 Is it fair to trade boxers for Galaxy Tab on valentine's day? = +1000 Or exchange singlet for Bold 5? = +1000 How can u give belt and be expecting iPad2?!! = +1000 If you know you are buying singlets, boxers etc just tell him to buy you bra and pant (plain cotton not Victoria anything) = + 4000 Total Scores = + 10,000 Grades = A++ |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by slimyem: 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
now,this is one hilarious thread! |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Pricelesss(f): 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Looool, This is Hilarious. But seriously this is about love, and when you give out gifts, you do it out of love and you should expect a reward or a similar offer cuz it's not an investment. If its a pen that the lady can afford, accept it with Joy Nice post though |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by cynthiafred67(f): 1:08pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Hahahahahah this thread is really hilarious can't stop laughing. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Killz3(m): 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
cynthiafred67:You are not there. . . |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Nobody: 1:24pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Hilarious, very funny thread |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by cynthiafred67(f): 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
~Killz~: I am coming. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by slimyem: 1:39pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
what's with the use of all the hilariouses? 1 Like |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by dabrake(m): 1:44pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Pricelesss:what if she is a student and i buy her a textbook that will be useful to her that semester/session? Asking 'cause they usually get angry at me whenever i buy them textbooks as gift |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by MrsChima1(f): 1:48pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by ArQueBusieR(m): 1:49pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
I'm sick and tired of being so sick and tired of being so sick and tired of this Valentine's day BS, mann! |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by mreds: 2:28pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
slimyem: u try jawe, Maybe we shld all av a HILARIOUSISED VALENTINE'S DAY, |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Wexelion(m): 2:29pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Some no dey even give 1 Like |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by favcom(m): 2:33pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
lol @ hilariourities |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Dyt(f): 2:37pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
jumps outta d bus |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by jimctu: 2:39pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
hate this day =x problem day [1000] [img]http://s03.flagcounter.com/map/FMv/size=t/txt=000000/border=CCCCCC/pageviews=1/viewers=3[/img][img]http://2.s03.flagcounter.com/count/FMv/bg=00CC66/txt=000000/border=000000/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=1/pageviews=1/[/img][img]http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/FMv/bg=00CC66/txt=000000/border=000000/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=1/pageviews=1/[/img] |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Nobody: 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
use a bb? add me on bbm. pin:26be3874 ;d |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by buzor(m): 3:14pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
guys listen - a singlet for bra. a belt for pant(g string ll do) nothing less nothing more |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by octavian(m): 3:58pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
How can u give belt and be expecting iPad2?!! |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by sirp2007: 4:02pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
l was just thinking ''wht if u give without expecting anything in return,by doing so u will not be disappointed or feel short changed(TIS APPLY TO BOTH MALE AND FEMALE). remember GIVING TO GET IS A FAILURE BOUND APPROACH. btw l dont believe in tis valentine stuff. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by honeric01(m): 4:12pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
For those who love to waste money on "valentine's day", wake up and smell the coffee, subsidy update: If your fiancee : Gives you a belt, give her a bottle of yoyo bitters Gives you a singlet, give her one roll of tissue paper Gives you a socks, give her one piece of lip gloss Gives you a Boxers, give her an ankara pant Gives you a tie, give her a rubber band to hold your hair.(mind you, not a wig o, her real hair) Bosom FOR TAT, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by eghost247(m): 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
una no go kill me oooo nairaland Lmao |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by HarryPotter1(m): 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Call 4 Call Text 4 Text Gift 4 Gift P*s*y 4 D**k, dats how diz yrs val wil go 4 me, if u'r intrested jst call 07036413547. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Jumaisha(f): 5:55pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
What's so special about this valentine's day!!!!! To me "LOVE" should be celebrated everyday! |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by beackyBenneth: 6:11pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
i also believe that love should be celebrated daily not any special day. show love to your partner daily is acceptable by me. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Impulse80(m): 6:11pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
All dis ojukokoro nigerian girls! No b only i pad na sanitary pad |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Beowulf(m): 6:19pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
This post is so spot on! I am so sick and tired of ladies just taking brothers for a ride by giving all these lame gifts whilst expecting heaven and earth in return. The rule is an eye for an eye. The quality of the things some of these ladies buy is even suspect. You were the socks one and its starts pulling thread like nothing-you wash the singlet once and the neck sags to your tummy. Feels so good to be heartfree at this time of the year. I am gladly a spectator. I can't wait for the Valentine lovers to start the amusement going. |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Pricelesss: And if na eraser the man can afford she should also accept it with joy. Do me I do you God no vex 1 Like |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by sandiyke(f): 9:15pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
@honerico01 u wan kil me wit laugh? was up wit d yoyo bitas? lmao |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Maximip(m): 11:59pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Wish guys could just step up to this idea. And I know for a fact that even when (Naija) ladies can afford expensive gifts for their man, they're just so selfish that they wont |
Re: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Harzan(m): 12:00am On Feb 04, 2012 |
There will be a nationwide protest"Occupy BlackBerry" on the 13th of February against RIM technologies, the manufacturer BlackBerry phones, for their plans to go against marriage plans of Nigerian youths. Almost every girl and potential wife in Nigeria is now asking for BlackBerry Porsche which cost between N350,000 and N450,000, depending where you buy as valentine gift, from our young men who have not recovered from the shock of the BB Bold II they bought to start the relationship in the first place. the girls are threatening to leave if this condition is not met by Feb 14. Maybe RIM technologies does not know that Fuel subsidy has just been removed in Nigeria their by making the cost of living very high. That money can buy a plot of Land, buy a tokunbo car, buy 5 brand new laptop buy 150 Nokia torchlight phone, pay the salary of an average Nigeria youth who lives below a dollar a day for 1year. etc. if such money is used to buy the phone what about the credit that the phone will use? Enough is enough. Who dem think say i be 4 d film na? :-O i resemble bros GEJ board of trustees or politician wey b 9jalord(landlord) . . . . |
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