AdeLaNa1:
Oh Look....Captain Clown is back!! This idíot with all the English u form on here, dont even know the definition of 'could' and in wat context it can be used...

Let me brighten ur grammar the Layman way...
Could is defined as the possibility that something might happen.
Therefore using 'could' in my sentence whether i used 'safe' or not was legit.

U re not very smart now, are u?? And u just proved dat the internet shouldn't be made available to dimwits and nincompops like u.
And bruh i can guarantee ur English is nowhere as good as mine whether u live in the UK or not.

But u can keep displaying ur stoopidity and clueless self on this thread for all to see. Let that inner clown manifest. Oh Benzema u genius!!

funlord:

Just play rooney behind chicarito as a supporting striker, memphis on the right wing, ashley young on the left wing, mata and scheinedrlin or bastian in the centre, and tell me if chances and goals won't flow? This gaal should stop trying to be clever by half abeg! His tactics are the problem not the team ffs! Haba!

coogar:
daily mail don craze!
wayne rooney has scored just one away goal in nine months and in that time has earned £8m

ElFenomeno1:



This could work for ya'all..... What do you think about this Coogs?!

coogar:
daily mail don craze!

wayne rooney has scored just one away goal in nine months and in that time has earned £8m

ElFenomeno1:


Oh shut the fu...ck up you plank!
What stupid context are you trying to talk about?
You are trying to tell us you used a word in context yet the other bit you used to compliment your crude sentence doesn't do it any justice or sit right... Why go on and tell the whole world you just googled and discovered the meaning of 'could?
Daft cun..t, stop throwing away the scraps your community club together to send you to a cyber café daily
The reason they do that is for you to go and learn something and bring it back to uplift the community and its people, not for you to come and ejacula...te all over a public forum!
Akindanidani the poppycocks and gobblydygooks you spew around here, one day I will make you mop them all up with your tongue and force you to swallow them all!
Fu...cking nitwit with missing neurones... Go fu..ck yourself, worthless piece of shait!

coogar:


your analysis would have made plenty of sense but rooney hasn't found the net as a striker in the last 10 competitive games. reframe your analysis to capture the last 10 competitive games that aguero, giroud, costa and harry kane have played for their respective clubs and tell us what you find from it. that should be a very simple task for you.

AdeLaNa1:
U must ve been smuggled in through the boarders in a barrel! U would ve a better chance convincing a goat u're an Educated man than us civilised folks on this thread.
Why dont u roll back into the hole u crawled out from and STFU Captain Clown

funlord:


Just play rooney behind chicarito as a supporting striker, memphis on the right wing, ashley young on the left wing, mata and scheinedrlin or bastian in the centre, and tell me if chances and goals won't flow? This gaal should stop trying to be clever by half abeg! His tactics are the problem not the team ffs! Haba!

AdeLaNa1:
Hahahaha! See this foool whose only source of logging into Nairaland everyday is to go borrow his neighbour's phone to browse. Lool! At least a Cyber Cafe is still a better option.
Why dont u run back to dat Public school u trekked to every morning during ur miserable childhood and ask ur English teacher whether using 'Safe' and 'could' in the same sentence negates that whole sentence. Elfeminine, u lack every single aspect of basic thinking.
I wonder how u were even granted Visa into an English speaking country if u cant understand the simple basics behind English Language.
Well maybe StarBoard was right! U must ve been smuggled in through the boarders in a barrel! U would ve a better chance convincing a goat u're an Educated man than us civilised folks on this thread.
Why dont u roll back into the hole u crawled out from and STFU Captain Clown

tess1:
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-fan-view-van-9924857

hensben:
Btw, were is 'mere-fish dey-play', can't he score, na only Rooney dey field.

Cc: starboard, dopejemi. You guys should come bark as usual.

chrisley024:
he played behind the striker during Moyes' and I know how fans complained about his steady sending of the ball to Valencia on the RW. Not like we've good wingers.

funlord:


Just play rooney behind chicarito as a supporting striker, memphis on the right wing, ashley young on the left wing, mata and scheinedrlin or bastian in the centre, and tell me if chances and goals won't flow? This gaal should stop trying to be clever by half abeg! His tactics are the problem not the team ffs! Haba!

chrisley024:
like how Hidden has been scoring

coogar:
daily mail don craze!

wayne rooney has scored just one away goal in nine months and in that time has earned £8m

SailorXY:
Bro lets be sincere, if Rooney can't make that no. 9 his own then he has no place in this team. Behind the striker we have Ander & Juan - far better prospects!
We are tired of shoehorning!

In as much as I believe LvG should be less rigid with our skillful group, what happens if Hernandez or Fellaini for that matter lead the line & come up with the goods? What do we now blame for Rooney's incompetence? Perhaps Lucifer.

ElFenomeno1:
The game is evolving... I am with sharing the goals around
The over-reliance of the CF man to get all the goals is not for me...... Why I think Manchester City are the favourites this season.

funlord:



No! Let chica be the 9, rooneys presence alone puts the fear factor into a lot of defenders and he can drag them out of position! You know why rooney was so productive when he was younger and playing with van the man, saha, solskjaer, tevez and even ronaldo! He had a role to play! Rooney likes being involved in build up play and link passes! Dats his main strength! Even in his golden 2012 season he was not a pure 9! Fergis allowed him roam and drop deep with berba! This pressure is killing him so take him out of the firing line and watch him readjust! Mata as I already said should be in midfield with someone by him! Anybody dat can play 10 can play 8! Scholes played 10 and 8 and he was slower than mata! Mata is even too lazy to be battling defenders in the hole! Let him just be feeding rooney transition balls and releasing cross field passes to depay and young to pick up the slack! If he can't let Herrera take over! All this "frankenstein formations" are nonsense! Let everybody express himself abeg! Dat was fergies secret!

ElFenomeno1:

Are you on the 'Rooney is finished' camp too?

hensben:
At least hazard don register him name for epl file make 'mere-fish dey- play' do something abeg nor be only Rooney a.k.a fat boy go dey chop criticism.
Hazard first 5 epl games were superb.

SailorXY:
There is no favorite @ this point. So many teams have started better than this City side & didn't win the league.

saintwill:

My post wasn't for you to grade.......i tried to bring out a point there but it seems you are lacking behind ......you guys are laying our below par attacking problems only on rooney.....

Even you coogar if you play barca's no9 u are assured of 10+ goals a season but with the way we play even cr7 as a no9 will struggle..... our attackers are not creating chances for the striker.....We are generally poor in attacking.......i'm not justifying rooney but i think it was this kind of football that added to the diminishing two ( if i must say "good" CF last season.....

Hope my points are clear

ElFenomeno1:

In all of the nine months, Rooney has played deeper until more recently.
People find information to support their arguments..... Is it a fair assessment? in my opinion, nah!

coogar:

you're a disgrace to football analysis.
in those 9 months, rooney played as a centre forward. so your excuse for his lack of goals is because he was played deeper? how does yaya toure score goals then? when we call you a big dunderhead now, you would start acting like a female on her most painful period.

ElFenomeno1:

So because Yaya Toure scores goals from a deep lying position, Wayne should automatically do so.... You are a scone!

All I am saying is that excerpt shouldn't be used as a yardstick for measure....
You don't watch this players every day in training.... So for you to come and saddle Rooney with all of your woes upfront is bloody ridiculous!
I bet the reason Falcao didn't score more than John Terry is because of Wayne!
Ode.

ElFenomeno1:


Dunderhead you can find out if I logged in using a phone or not... If I posted using a phone or not... Let me challenge your mor..onic self to prove that, if you don't, the folks who berthed you are certificated and clinically proven fu...cktards!
The issue here is your lack of basic knowledge on all fronts..... halfwits like you have taken over this forum, and together with the forum moderators and owners, we will alienate you all!
Your parents named you Akindanidani for a reason... Fu...cking moro..n I don't even live in the UK..... I have never been granted a visa to go to the UK.... Sleep over that or keep peddling it!
Go and choke on a di...ck Akindindirin, you bloody raaasclart!

coogar:

considering the fact that this same wayne earns £300k/week, he should score goals anywhere he finds himself on the pitch. he's a natural striker already.....all he needs to do is to roam forward when it's safe to do so and then bang in the goals. he's been playing the #9 position consistently now since we tonked newcastle in february.....from that time, he's only scored 2 goals in 14 games in total. 2/14 from the centre forward position and you are here disgracing your family name and dragging the credibility of your dilapidated college in the mud.
falcao has a better record as a CF than rooney......that's exactly the point!
2 goals in 14 games altogether suggest rooney is more of a liability than you are to your parents.

chrisley024:
so he's free to hide now

coogar:



you're a disgrace to football analysis.
in those 9 months, rooney played as a centre forward. so your excuse for his lack of goals is because he was played deeper? how does yaya toure score goals then? when we call you a big dunderhead now, you would start acting like a female on her most painful period.

hensben:
Nah! Hazard is free to slow down in few games.

FYI, His worst form is Rooney's best form.

hensben:
Btw, were is 'mere-fish dey-play', a.k.a next cr7, cantona n beckham combined? can't he score, na only Rooney a.k.a fat boy dey field.

Cc: starboard, dopejemi. You guys should come bark as usual.