Our Falconets are early goal specialist. Last time it was 12sec. Today they scored within 40 second using same method from kick off.

Nihilist:

I can honestly see why people call you sad and jobless.

Lets do some investigatory work...Bediako style

A)You have posted 3 times within the last 30 minutes...at 8:04, 8:22, and 8:31

If you are at a bar like you claim...then the people you are with must be so dead and boring, that you actually prefer to post multiple paragraphs on Nairaland within such a short time window. Birds of a feather often flock together...this tells me that you are most likely DEAD and BORING...

B)2 of your posts have statistical charts embedded in the actual body of your text...This requires some trawling and research...I'm most certain that you cannot be in company and be so unsociable...so if you are truly at a bar, you must be at the bar alone...that is sad.

You are now SAD,DEAD and BORING

C)If you are truly drinking alone at a bar on a SUNDAY NIGHT, it suggests that you can afford to be drunk tonight, as you have no job to go to in the morning. No Job, No Pay.

You must be SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING

D)Unless, maybe you do have a job...sat alone late at night at a bar....waiting for a punter to approach...standard ashana behaviour. Coupled with a moniker that evokes the image of a middle aged female sexual predator...our final conclusion is that...

Miss Coogar is a SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING ASHANA...

QED

Nihilist for IG of Police 2025

OROMPOTO!
Chei....a sad,dead,broke and boring ashana?
Hmmmmmm, where is that "i just dey observe" pic when one needs one?

But wait o, Tapout and Nihilist can't be both right. Its either Coogar is a vet doctor or he is unemployed, he can't be both

Nihilist:
Are you still at that bar clement?

Customer never show?

i ain't leaving till this game ends.....
what about you? are you closing soon? you have been standing since 5am? arthritis go finish your knees before you clock 30 at this rate.

Dadehmola:

I dey tell you..

lmao baba I jst park one side de look oh no dull moment in ere atall

iheanyi40: oga moh jst de observe oh
Dis thread is fun

can't believe u just discovered?


Btw, nihilist seems to have given up. Lool.

afrodoc:



OROMPOTO!
Chei....a sad,dead,broke and boring ashana?
Hmmmmmm, where is that "i just dey observe" pic when one needs one?

But wait o, Tapout and Nihilist can't be both right. Its either Coogar is a vet doctor or he is unemployed, he can't be both

they may be right & they may be wrong but it still hasn't explained why you lie you are a doctor when all you sell is traditional medicine.

heard through the grapevine you patented dudu osun. i must say i commend your talent in discovering traditional substances.

africa's most potent witchdoctor, i hail o

coogar:

i ain't leaving till this game ends.....
what about you? are you closing soon? you have been standing since 5am? arthritis go finish your knees before you clock 30 at this rate.

I actually have work to go to in the morning....

I have to earn money I spend on my Chics...unlike you who gets to play with baby chickens for free..

PietroRico: can't believe u just discovered?


Btw, nihilist seems to have given up. Lool.

4 wia d guy jst came bck wit a double punch

PietroRico: Damn
Can Nihilist survive this??

I doubt it...


Coogar remains the undefeated champion...

Nihilist:
I actually have work to go to in the morning....

I have to earn money I spend on my Chics...unlike you who gets to play with baby chickens for free..

of course.....who born you make you no go work? my concern is the number of hours you are putting in. 18 hrs per day is too much, i hope it's not because you are being used as a slave by the madam that brought you over.

if you need help, holla.
you still spend money on chics? how ugly you must be to spend dough to get püssy when high class women throw themselves at me. may zeus upgrade your standard of living, amen.

coded01:


I doubt it...


Coogar remains the undefeated champion...

he actually did
It was the other one that threw him off balance

I see he has dropped one deep one sha.
'The ...play with chicks for free line'

coogar:

of course.....who born you make you no go work? my concern is the number of hours you are putting in. 18 hrs per day is too much, i hope it's not because you are being used as a slave by the madam that brought you over.

if you need help, holla.
you still spend money on chics? how ugly you must be to spend dough to get püssy when high class women throw themselves at me. may zeus upgrade your standard of living, amen.

High class women?

Negro please.

The only high class women that throw themselves at you must be one legged,one eyed old hags high on cannabis...and starboard

coogar:

they may be right & they may be wrong but it still hasn't explained why you lie you are a doctor when all you sell is traditional medicine.

heard through the grapevine you patented dudu osun. i must say i commend your talent in discovering traditional substances.

africa's most potent witchdoctor, i hail o

Lol i no get your time today. I turned you into a living cadaver on Friday.
People entering this thread were meeting your body parts all over the entrance like you suffered a Boko Haram bomb blast.

LOL. Are you not Mr "i feed dogs their food at night,but i am a vet doctor". Are you not mr "i perform C/S on goats in labour"?
The same one that failed UME so many times he was banned by JAMB and had to be parceled off to work in an animal farm in rural Wales?

Where i laughed so hard was when you said you were studying hard in "medical school" to become a vet doctor?
arindin master when did learning how to express milk from cows become medical school?

face nihilist, i no get your time today

Nihilist:

I actually have work to go to in the morning....

I have to earn money I spend on my Chics...unlike you who gets to play with baby chickens for free..

baby chickens lol lol. Omg!!!

Nihilist has cleverly lured him into his area of greatest strength - short jabs.


The fight is now even after two strong comebacks

Ball in coogar's court now

Nihilist:
High class women?
Negro please.

The only high class women that throw themselves at you must be one legged,one eyed old hags high on cannabis...and starboard

what would an onanistic gay like yourself know about high class women? your type hand-washes the undies of the kinda women i fück. i leave the stains there, your job is to remove them!

afrodoc:
Lol i no get your time today. I turned you into a living cadaver on Friday.
People entering this thread were meeting your body parts all over the entrance like you suffered a Boko Haram bomb blast.

na lie o
mgbeke doctor wan spar?
mumu coward, you posted at 7.45am.....your wife must be so ugly that you couldn't give her a round before coming on NL to drop posts.

i removed any iota of credibility left in you. what took you 8 hrs to write took me about 5 mins to destroy brick by brick. you quickly disappeared like the fart of a leprous woman.

you came back 12 hours later to wave the white flag. i dunno how you maggots call yourselves men & have your family bark drenched in mud on a nigerian forum.

you shame your family tree....

LOL. Are you not Mr "i feed dogs their food at night,but i am a vet doctor". Are you not mr "i perform C/S on goats in labour"?
The same one that failed UME so many times he was banned by JAMB and had to be parceled off to work in an animal farm in rural Wales?

creativity don finish - it's to plagiarise my lines against me? afrodoc - they said you repeated every class in your secondary school & went to prison for malpractices. we were even told you were a victim of prison räpe.

my $5 says you have HIV.

Where i laughed so hard was when you said you were studying hard in "medical school" to become a vet doctor?
arindin master when did learning how to express milk from cows become medical school?
face nihilist, i no get your time today

stop lying
you have my time - you are just too much of a coward to spit so you do what cowards do, hide behind another poster to throw light jabs. african witchdoctor should be bold - where did you learn your own traditional medicine from?

oloshious fellow.....
abortion expert - only zeus knows the number of wombs you have destroyed while lying to your neighbours you are a medical doctor.


at least, a smart conman would use this fraudulent profile to make money from the hundreds of abortion process you have conducted - but na lie. 5 mins of cunnilïngus is what you charge those teenage girls. ewwwww. all those village babes who haven't had a proper pap smear test & you put your tongue in their tampon socket?

afrodoc, if you are wondering why you have been unfortunate in this life, it's because of the ovulates you have swallowed.

Coogar seems to be struggling in this new phase of short straight to the point jabs

Latest on Marcos Rojo

Nani to be a makeweight in the deal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2727359/Manchester-United-willing-offer-Nani-Sporting-exchange-Marcos-Rojo.html

tess1: Latest on Marcos Rojo

Nani to be a makeweight in the deal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2727359/Manchester-United-willing-offer-Nani-Sporting-exchange-Marcos-Rojo.html

if it is true then that is great news. Nani seems to have lost all the confidence he ever had,and we need al the help we can get in defense.

AnmolSher Singh Bedi

Manunited is just being foolish at the
moment. Pellegrini won the league in his 1st season in d EPL, how difficult is the league? Extremely easy. The winners (city) even went ahead and added about 5 or 6 new players, how serious are they about retaining the title? Very serious. Long story short. If
we don't sign we will be 8th or 7th
again. Fletcher won't make the bench of the top 6 clubs in the EPL yet he plays for 90mins and is vice captain. Same with chicharito who cudnt make the 1st
team of his country. But fools will argue he played cus rvp isn't fit. But we all knw rvp is almost finished. If he gets a fresh injury nobody wud be surprised.
Carrick is 33. Nani shud have been out 2 seasons ago. Anderson is still a
united player, he cudnt even make 1st team in florentina. Nothing good can come out of this squad if we don't add more players. Am sure you all noticed that OT wasn't full today. We are united fans but we will reduce in time. Those that sponsor us will sponsor winners and leave us then we will have nothing but history. NOTE however that if we
need to sign 4 or 5 players to enter the top 4 again then we could have as well not sacked moyes. It wasn't his job to buy players its woodwards job. So far LVG hasn't attracted anybig names as we all said moyes couldn't do. One day we will all look at united and discover we aren't very different from lyon or AC milan who dwell on past glory. One day if the club continues like dis manchester will become blue.

Chei, how the mighty have fallen. The inmates are truly running the asylum. Ever since Baba retired, this thread has turned to some thing else. I really hope LVG can quickly return some other to United and hopefully this thread.

coogar:

what would an onanistic gay like yourself know about high class women? your type hand-washes the undies of the kinda women i fück. i leave the stains there, your job is to remove them.

What kind of dirty woman has stains in her underwear?

She must have a very thick and smelly bush...so I'm not to surprised that you are to be found there...afterall your job requires you to live in the bush....

Can you imagine the dirty midgetfucker bragging about nacking dirty girls?

Your lack of hygiene on the outside closely mirrors the dirtiness of your brain...

You must be suffering from aboki syndrome...having spent so much time with farm animals, you think it's a thing of pride to be dirty...

Hahaha. The nihilist has taken full advantage of that weak attack by coog (as expected)

afrodoc:

if it is true then that is great news. Nani seems to have lost all the confidence he ever had,and we need al the help we can get in defense.

Yeah, most especially now that we need at least two good and experienced central defenders.

Also, most of our defenders are injury prone

Nihilist:
What kind of dirty woman has stains in her underwear?

She must have a very thick and smelly bush...so I'm not to surprised that you are to be found there...afterall your job requires you to live in the bush....

i said so - you only fück men.
every woman has some sort of discharge, it's a cleansing process for them. how would you know this when all you have ever known is getting your rectum rammed by losers like yourself.

Can you imagine the dirty midgetfucker bragging about nacking dirty girls?
Your lack of hygiene on the outside closely mirrors the dirtiness of your brain...

says the gay lunatic who has never scored with a chic. nihilist, what are you still posting for when you couldn't even defend the fact that elampawa's sëmen is your mouth wash?

You must be suffering from aboki syndrome...having spent so much time with farm animals, you think it's a thing of pride to be dirty...

stop beating about the bush -
you are a faggöt! we all know your type - you would suck the cöcks of bouncers just to get into the club.

PietroRico: Coogar seems to be struggling in this new phase of short straight to the point jabs

i am only going to warn you once - let this be the last time you mention my name or refer to me in any way. i have zero tolerance for nuisance mentioning my name to cop erectiöns.

if it happens again, just embrace whatever comes your way.

Mehn, this area clearly isn't coog's strength.
But he's likely going to come out tops tho, cuz of his stamina, except nihilist does the extraordinary.

I'm sure you're still multitasking at the bar, watching berbatov and nursing a cold pint.

Ashanaposki

I no get Nairaland Stamina to keep up a lengthy back and forth...

I am out!

coogar:

i am only going to warn you once - let this be the last time you mention my name or refer to me in any way. i have zero tolerance for nuisance mentioning my name to cop erectiöns.

if it happens again, just embrace whatever comes your way.

lol. Oga face nihilist
What's the worst u can do?
Throw e-jabs that'll be roundly ignored
E dey pass that one?

I repeat facce ur basher

Nihilist: I'm sure you're still multitasking at the bar, watching berbatov and nursing a cold pint.

Ashanaposki

I no get Nairaland Stamina to keep up a lengthy back and forth...

I am out!

lol. And he bows out in style

Chai! All this blood you people are sharing!!!!!
Diariz Goduuooooo!!!!!

Nihilist: I'm sure you're still multitasking at the bar, watching berbatov and nursing a cold pint.

Ashanaposki

I no get Nairaland Stamina to keep up a lengthy back and forth...

I am out!

ironic, isn't it?
the losers that start it quickly look for a way out by saying they don't have the stamina to go back & forth.

picture this scenario....
nihilist accosts & slaps a gentleman walking on the street, the man slaps him back viciously.....as the man wanted to deliver the killer blow, nihilist went..... "leave me, i don't have the stamina to go back & forth with you"

you are a disgrace to manhood!

PietroRico: lol. Oga face nihilist
What's the worst u can do?
Throw e-jabs that'll be roundly ignored
E dey pass that one?
I repeat facce ur basher

the worst i can do? you don't want to know the worst i can do. you're a living proof of divine sense of humour. it seems you got old too soon, and you would get smart too late.

it would be an exaggeration to call you a complete idiòt cos few parts are still missing. you didn't get the life you ordered, you epitomise all the negative things pastors curse out every sunday.

fück outta here, you homoerötic twit!