why did the chicken cross the road?

put your answers here

To get to the other side only for it to be asked the same question

or how about this; to get away from his sister, Cow! As in Cow and chicken?

to see what is like being hit by a porshe

to milk cow his sister

To get to the other side and slap the taste outta ur mouth you %$&*%$#!!!

Jeez! what kina posts do we get on Nairaland these days? Cross the road indeed!
Hiiisssss!!!

to see how dense freezy can be

Because the referee called for a foul sh*t head!

No, you dont get it. . . your post is dense, b*tt head!

i think the chicken crossed the road and left u on the other side of the road coz it knows ure stupid! and u just proved the chicken wright with this post

First, I thought only fools argue with fools? What does that make you guys? You probably don't have enough RAM to process that. Must you post here if you don't get the humour in this? Silly dummies, probably never threw a blow before, then come here to run their traps!

Nwayz, the chicken could have crossed the road to defecate in freezy and clemcykul's coffee while they're on a date! Fagilolas!

vescucci:

Silly dummies, probably never threw a blow before, then come here to run their traps!

Whoah! we got ourselves a boxer in the house! clap clap clap

vescussi,

so u know this originated from a fool in the first place. . . neways, i think its time nairaland started conducting apt tests before allowing pips on the forum. If u still find humor in "chicken crossing the road jokes" at this age & time, this forum is probably not for you. Talking about taking jabs, i'm sure you wouldn't want to me to take swipes at u, a55ole. . . i am sure you don't.

well as if the essence was too generate hate from freezy and whoever the other guy is,well sorry to burst your bubble well Davidylan already beat you to the bad mouth thing,so do a favour and shove it where the sun does not shine.

another point,did you really have to reply a fool?,well guess that ,makes two or more of us

jiddah:

well sorry to burst your bubble well Davidylan already beat you to the bad mouth thing,so do a favour and shove it where the sun does not shine.

Whoa!!! And that's breakin' news, ain't it, mate?

jiddah:

another point,did you really have to reply a fool?,well guess that ,makes two or more of us

Now thats humour!

Jiddah rocks

Ok i raise the white flag. Dint intend calling y'all fools, vecussi made me do that. I take it back, Jiddah.

the fact remains unchangeable

@vescussi, i presume after the chicken defecated in our coffee we stood up wen u came up and u drank up all the coffee how about dat

LMAO!

and Vesscussi messed up all the toilets in his Area.

and hence, he was named vecussi. . . an Italian brand in enamelware and toilet porcelain!

put a sock in it guys,its getting pissing.

@ Freezy, you're even dumber than I thought. You can't even spell your adversary's name right. I would ave thought you had a version of my name in your head but when you misspelled it on two occasions, I concluded you must be of senile disposition. Jabs from you will probably never run true, they'll be so off target, somewhat like your words.

Now clemcykul (rhymes with clumsy fool) common, who drinks people's coffee, that's so lame! Horrible sense of humour. So no yabis for you cos you've already done yourself in.

I must give freezy points for putting up the white flag, cuz afterall y'all got me off by picking on Jiddah, not like she can't take care of herself, but I guess I was looking for people to pick on myself. Show me the white flag (I'm not averse to it) or have me continue to spit venom, I quite enjoy the release.

Go ahead and continue spitting!