An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He rose up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

love it. although it took me a minute to get it

Nice.

nna men!
so much for being verile!

MEN dont get old, evn though their body looks frail, dont be deceived coz that *thing* i dont think it ever gets old

Yeah it does.

i agree with clem. nevr gets old.

Nice one but have seen this before

clemcykul:

MEN don't get old, evn though their body looks frail, don't be deceived because that *thing* i don't think it ever gets old

I disagree, I think it gets shorter and skinnier

Naijagurly:

I disagree, I think it gets shorter and skinnier

did ur boyfriend tell u dat

ituen:

did your boyfriend tell u that

u wanna rephrase that question? i think we are looking at an older version of a boyfriend here

Man friend?

research. as a man grows older, his thing doesn't stay the same size

I think it's being upgraded

Yes. Upgraded with BuranTashe / Dongoyaro/ Manpower

Damn ituen you must be one kind of a b****r how come you know those stuff.

he's one sonofabitch. the guy has been there and done that.

Well u guys forgot that u got laid using the same technique

*dodges* miss me.

@tope

_{*after standing up from dodging my bullet*} Fool, im using a boomerang

ouch! *just saw tdear drop to the floor*

*crawls to get his double barrel*. Ouch! *he misses ituen and shots iwajay mistakingly*.

Chei, anoda jesus christ in the making. _{referrring to iwayjay}

@ituen
nice try

i hope there wont be another massacre soon cos i dont like the way you people are handling this guns.imagine,IWAJAY has been hit by a stray bullet.

He's at the hospital recieving treatment. I must have shot him in a very bad place.

He's at the hospital recieving treatment. I must have shot him in a very bad place.

So much for the accuracy of a Nigerian Militant (Tope)

Guess who's back, back again.

that doc bad abeg