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Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by maninmood(m): 8:14pm On Feb 27, 2012
Your answer(s) will be appreciated. Thanks a lot.
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by hooged: 8:43pm On Feb 27, 2012
There's army barack in EDE , ede is not too far from osogbo the state capital , aint really know the procedure .
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Bawss1(m): 9:02pm On Feb 27, 2012
Is the army now providing "escort services"(no puns intended) to the public?

Oga if you want army escort you may just have to stage a coup d'eta and if successful you'll have all the army escort you'll need. Off course if the coup fails you can be assured that you will spend the rest of your days in confinement courtesy of the government, that is if a bullet has not been buried in your skull. Good luck with that.
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Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Bawss1(m): 9:06pm On Feb 27, 2012
I'm just messing with you so don't take that post serious. smiley
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by seunlayi(m): 9:38pm On Feb 27, 2012
the state is a peaceful place. You enmit really needs an escort. Save journey.
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by blacksta(m): 9:49pm On Feb 27, 2012
50k would do the trick ,how any escort cars do you need, for extra 20k we will throw in sirens
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Beaf: 4:50am On Feb 28, 2012
blacksta:

50k would do the trick ,how any escort cars do you need, for extra 20k we will throw in sirens

You don turn to hustler? shocked
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by igbaodun: 4:51am On Feb 28, 2012
Beaf:

You don turn to hustler? shocked

Taking after you boss.
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by doctokwus: 10:49am On Feb 28, 2012
blacksta:

50k would do the trick ,how any escort cars do you need, for extra 20k we will throw in sirens
Beaf:

You don turn to hustler? shocked
igbaodun:

Taking after you boss.
grin cheesy grin grin
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Jakumo(m): 12:05pm On Feb 28, 2012
Maninimood there is one easy way to get your own personal military guard for the rest of your life, and the procedure is as follows.

Position yourself close to the main gate of the nearest military barracks you can find.   Wait until you see a soldier walking in or out, and then tackle him to the ground like an NFL line-backer in a bad mood.  Once your confused quarry is brought down, proceed to throttle him, while shouting dementedly.

When you finally regain consciousness, you will notice that you are surrounded by armed soldiers, who will remain with you at no cost thereafter.  Please send your ten-dollar consultation fee to me now.   Thank you.

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Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Jakumo(m): 12:06pm On Feb 28, 2012
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Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by sirjec(m): 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2012
Are you trying to smuggle bomb? Because we hear they always us military people or men on military uniform
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by maninmood(m): 1:06am On Jul 20, 2012
Wow. So long gone! I'm just getting to read you guys' comments. Thanks for the pros and cons,lol cheesy I came here asking for this arrangement because I was bound to do a big ceremony in the state and I wouldn't want to be kidnapped,lol grin I'd got private guard to the occasion anyway. Thanks all
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by salaksmana(m): 8:18am On Jul 20, 2012
maninmood: I wouldn't want to be kidnapped
Have you heard of kidnapping case in the state before or afraid of being the first.
Re: Mates, Where And How Can I Get Army Escort In Osun State( 2 Soldiers Precisely) by Euroclydon(m): 8:53am On Jul 20, 2012
Wetin dey fear you sef? If na too much money u get u no know road to barrack?

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