Ibrahymoba: I av just came bak 4rm d V.C's ofice and I see no reason Sodiq wrote him a leta cos he was busy readin it while I walkd into his ofice and I pointed my AK87 gun at his forehead,he shouted 'pls let me live' wit tears of sorow rolin down his face.I said to him 'I'm nt Boko' he replied 'yes sir,I know cos its bin writen on ur shirt the 2012/2013 ABU aspirants' and I told him wit mercy that I shal let him live witout pulin my triger bt listen sir,u r 2 release d list befor 13th of this month,he replied 'it wil surely b out b4 den. I asked 'how many namez do u have on d list? He said 'abt 8,000
sir and we ar makin arangement on hw to employ d deprived ones.
My last request sir! 'if d list is nt out b4 13th what shal I do? He replid 'u can take my broda Najib'
I was angry and I replid Najib is my broda I wil nt take him bt I shal take joy ur daughter.And I walkd out.

Abeg hope say no be my own joy if nt una go send my father to his untimely grave. Lmao

Najib242: Morning 2evry1. Dz na notice 4doz wey de use shaina fon de post 4nairaland,especialy glycee n ha crew. Ur post de bring virus com dz trend. Acording 2an interviw conducted wid 1 ov our aspirants,Joymojuba,she lamented ova d persistant increase in d use ov local chaina fon on dz trend. She hw eva cal on d atention ov doz involved 2 eschew n turn ova a new leaf,otherwise,they face d wrath ov d law. D news continues afta dz commercial brek................................................................ On behaf ov d management ov NL Radio Station;my producer,xainab umar; studio manager,ibrahymoba n d entire production crew,i am Najibnsj@2go,hav a wondaful day! *music plays * LoL!

make una free me nw? Wen we n u sit dwn talk abt de use of china phone dnt 4get am no longer the first lady.**sob**

mubarak629: ifu want genuine info on a.b.u 2012-2013 admissn den add me on 2go with mubarak629. am student of a.b.u!!!

U knw dat every body here need dat geniue info y dnt u post it here.. Abi u new 4 2go na him u de find frds? No hard felings o.

Najib242: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Joy,u see wetin I bin de tel u? U tel me say mek I com here tokam abi? B4 I even stat 2de tokam,my broda sodiq de kick u out ov d hauz. Now na glycee on point! Eyyeahhhhhhh! If u no go tolerate 2nd wyf, I no go tolerate divorced wyf. Abeg....no deal@sodiq n Joy. D 2nd torie b sey...........U beta tel my broda wetin u yearn me 4 2go,jst confess! Guys no bark@me sey I wan join ppl fight ooo,dem dey joined oredy......*kidding* I rmain najibnsj@2go.... Masscomm students....... Mek we relate n rubmind wella....... Odaz,no hasitate toooo....u r welkom! Rgadz 2my sista xeeee!

make i talk abi i go talk wetin i talk n the one wey u talk 2. He cal me swit hrt me i cal am dear he say he luv me pass he mama na him i tell am say i no want he say sodiq no be man he be na him i tel am say na so i like am. Abeg i talk anyting bad? Make the law aspirant cum judge dis case.

mubarak629: ifu want genuine info on a.b.u 2012-2013 admissn den add me on 2go with mubarak629. am student of a.b.u!!!

i no knw about any body but as 4 me ehh i no want any fake genuine in4mation, post any tin u get here

♥̨͡Blaq bony ┈̥-̶̯͡»̶✽♡̷̷̷̷̷̷ Iƨ̣̣̇̇ saying █▬█ █ peeps aπϑ gudmrnin... Av nt reali bin hearin anytin 4rm med surg aspirants on ŦђȊ̝̊̅ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ forum ℓ̊ hope say we (med surg) no go de dull cos ℓ̊ knw students of our sort ® usually Calm... Αℓℓ de same guys add me on 2go wit blaqbonyjay aπϑ ma  pin 32f29e27 lets get 2 knw our cefs b4 schl statz... HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE

Na talk wey d provoke me b dis oo. If on monday person no see anytin nkor? D list start to komot since September now we dey 4 August. But sha, mek we see how reliable dis go be.

Abokii8: the info i have is not different from what you guys are posting here. Only v-c and registrar can tell the exact date,even the senior lectures and a member of the central admission comittee i contacted are surprised why the list has not been released so far. But they told me that the list will be released online any time from now or may be pasted on the school's notice board on monday.

mubarak629: ifu want genuine info on a.b.u 2012-2013 admissn den add me on 2go with mubarak629. am student of a.b.u!!!

Me na pseudo-genuine and originalfake info I want..ABU made me a maschorist so kip ur con infos.LMAO

Joy mojuba: Abeg hope say no be my own joy if nt una go send my father to his untimely grave. Lmao

So it remainz 4u to deny him cos he said u'r his ward..

Mehn, a.b.u dey plan to launch story book just 2 raise fund, d meeting na 2mao.
The two (2) Chancellor go dey present dem also invite Vp
So admission list matter no dey 4 deir soul 4 nw

Compilin a petition against d v.c...meet me in kaduna hight court 2mao...

ofelix15: Mehn, a.b.u dey plan to launch story book just 2 raise fund, d meeting na 2mao.
The two (2) Chancellor go dey present dem also invite Vp
So admission list matter no dey 4 deir soul 4 nw

d mitin have bin cancelld,cus he d v.c got questns to ansa in court 2mao

Ibrahymoba: Am here to bring it to ur notice dat its dos china fonz dat colapse d whole abu website..
Meet us,the great masscom aspirantz only@2go
najibnsj@2go
sodiq33@2go
ibrahymoba@2go
ok..let's take a short comacia break..


papum papum Nl radio

Dat has bin our corespondant frm d heart ov Nairaland reporting.......... Stil 2com,,,,,,,,,,,,many aspirants wil ask, ''Y do masscom aspirants n students talk alot?'' to answer diz question,lets join our Kaduna station as Sodiq iz there 2 tell us more,,,,,,, ova 2u sodiq. Hello..... n hw iz kaduna dz morning?

Joy mojuba: make una free me nw? Wen we n u sit dwn talk abt de use of china phone dnt 4get am no longer the first lady.**sob**

joy! If I hearrrr?

Joy mojuba: make i talk abi i go talk wetin i talk n the one wey u talk 2. He cal me swit hrt me i cal am dear he say he luv me pass he mama na him i tell am say i no want he say sodiq no be man he be na him i tel am say na so i like am. Abeg i talk anyting bad? Make the law aspirant cum judge dis case.

in reverse.......hahaha cant stop lafin.....so joy,u don jump 2diz level?

4u glycee,no send dem com cary me oooo,,,,,ahaaaaa! Doz ppl wey de wear blak-blak! I no call nem oo! My princes no go smyl wid u,I wan help u,na him mek me de tel u dz. No b me tokam,na jst report i report. Ibrahymoba na him be my editor,incase.............signd;najibnsj@2go. Guys,no b say I de fear ni! LoL! Onelov!

Infact ABU managemnt ar impicious O of retardin our index wel itz nt dere 4ort sha anyway lets keep in forbearin n prayin tahajud 4 it den in reality we wil all com acroz wat we desire by his grace ALLAHU TAHALA api JUM'@ 2my felow MUSLIM aspirants.Blaqbony i c u as my course aspirant ¤MBBS¤ lts yan mor(ibrawheem1@2go)

2012/2013 D A C second batch adm list out while 2012/2013 undergraduate adm list likely 2 be out on 12th best wishes.

C dem now das no wat we request 4rm dem releasin d 2nd DAC list ar we in nid of dat

Najib242: 4u glycee,no send dem com cary me oooo,,,,,ahaaaaa! Doz ppl wey de wear blak-blak! I no call nem oo! My princes no go smyl wid u,I wan help u,na him mek me de tel u dz. No b me tokam,na jst report i report. Ibrahymoba na him be my editor,incase.............signd;najibnsj@2go. Guys,no b say I de fear ni! LoL! Onelov!

Najibnsj mind ya self!!!

glycee:


Najibnsj mind ya self!!!

me proudly announce to d world say u cant get any masscom abusites beta dan dis same ones in dis same trnd@najib,sodiq,ibrahimoba kudos u guys OPEN I WELLA COS DAT MASSCOM IS AS GUD AS URS.........nd @joy mojuba u deserve kudos cos @ some point u return my interest in dis trnd........u guys are gr8....wel we(d accountancy aspirant)know go follow una fyt cos we know say kongo na we own we go control am wellla.we all deserve dis admission nd nairaland can never be more proud of beta aspirants......ONE LOVE ONE FAMILY

nazi yaro: 2012/2013 D A C second batch adm list out while 2012/2013 undergraduate adm list likely 2 be out on 12th best wishes.

guy lyf iz dynamic let d dac aplicantz also rejoice nw dey also deserve to b given der own quota u jst wait for ur own tym

my guy shinexman let stil cross our hands and legs mayb they wil release 2day and pray 4 d very best since with every difficulty there is relief.

Sodiq despite i left joy for u in d first place u went ahead and divorce her dis iz unfair,and az for joy u deserve to b divorce,cos u discover sodiq iz wealthy now ur case has fall in hand wit sodiq, anyway i can stil take u bak on 1 condition,dat u shal tell me ol secret tin btw u and ibrahymoba and najib...................abu TWC

nazi yaro: my guy shinexman let stil cross our hands and legs mayb they wil release 2day and pray 4 d very best since with every difficulty there is relief.

riliz ur fingerz and legz my man abu can neva du sumtin funny today again cos dey just riliz dat of d DAC list bt ol hand shld b on desk

Wen wil u say u lyk and luv ur girl,is it on bed or wen she cook a deliciouz mill for u?

AKPORS AND JONNY WENT FOR JOB INTERVIEW.SO JONNY WAS D FIRST TO BE INTERVIEWED...IT GOES THUS;
MANAGER:WHO WAS NIGERIA FIRST MILITARY HEAD OF STATE??
JONNY:GENERAL AGUYI IRONSI
MANAGER;WHEN WAS THE SOUTHERN AND NORTHERN PROTECTORATE AMALGAMATED??
JONNY:1914
MANAGER:IS IT TRUE THAT A CURE FOR HIV AIDS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED??
JONNYA:HMMM YES BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN.
MANAGER:GOOD WAY OF ANSWERING QUESTION.PLS CAN U WAIT FOR US OUTSIDE WE WILL ATTEND TO YOU LATER(WEN JONNY WENT OUTSIDE AKPORS ASK HIM)

AKPORS:JONNY WAT AR D QUESTIONS AND PLS TELL ME D ANSWERS(WHEN JONNY WAS ABOUT TO,THE MANAGER SHOUTED NEXXXXT)
AKPORS:JUST TELL ME D ANSWERS ONLY
JONNY:1-AGUYI IRONSI,2-1914,3-YES BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN(SO FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE AKPORS WENT ANXIOUSLY)

MANAGER TO AKPORS:WHAT YOUR NAME??
AKPORS:AGUYI IRONSI
MANAGER(NOW CONFUSED):WAT YOUR DATE OF BIRTH??
AKPORS:1914
MANAGER(ON FIRE):ARE YOU MAD
AKPORS:YES,BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN......

WAT DO U GUYS FINK??

Shinexman: Wen wil u say u lyk and luv ur girl,is it on bed or wen she cook a deliciouz mill for u?

Bleep meal,i wil gt a bera 1 outside..mehn,on d playin field jawe..mk una no rush me o

Sodiq33:
Bleep meal,i wil gt a bera 1 outside..mehn,on d playin field jawe..mk una no rush me o

omo u bad, does dat min joy iz not up to expectatn...........lolz

CONTESTING FOR SUG PRESIDENT on my large mind

glycee:


Najibnsj mind ya self!!!

ha ah!! Wetin b dz nah? Shey I don scop u finish 4 2go?? Anyway,if u insist,i wil tear d agreement ov 2 in 1. No one shud ask ov d meanin. Dz na family issue. Hahahahaha!

Shinexman: Sodiq despite i left joy for u in d first place u went ahead and divorce her dis iz unfair,and az for joy u deserve to b divorce,cos u discover sodiq iz wealthy now ur case has fall in hand wit sodiq, anyway i can stil take u bak on 1 condition,dat u shal tell me ol secret tin btw u and ibrahymoba and najib...................abu TWC

Uhmmmm......Me no fit befrend firstlady except she does so also Najib.Seemz u want her bak..