Abu is ahead of u naturally.... pure rubbish talk, with all this delay, and sluggishness

Xup all.A.b.u hmmmmmmm.pls hasten tins up nd release da list b4 next week friday cos dat wen our registration is closing...pls oooooooooo if not then tank u UNIJOS

OMOLAOYE SODIQ ON JAMB AND WAEC RESULT WHILE STATE OF ORIGIN IS OMOLAOYE SADIQ--ANY FUCKIN PROBLEMNew stdnt registratn strt 19th of nov to 3rd of Dec...source-registrar office..

Matilda henshaw: Xup all.A.b.u hmmmmmmm.pls hasten tins up nd release da list b4 next week friday cos dat wen our registration is closing...pls oooooooooo if not then tank u UNIJOS

are U Jos based? My sis also got an admission in Unijos but is still awaiting ABU's list cos she applied DE. What cos did u apply?

@sodiq how u cum take knw say d registrn for new student go start on 19th to 3rd december and wen re dey goin to release d list...and mor so does abu use to collect Nabteb for science courses

ABU God pass una

Sodiq33: OMOLAOYE SODIQ ON JAMB AND WAEC RESULT WHILE STATE OF ORIGIN IS OMOLAOYE SADIQ--ANY FUCKIN PROBLEMNew stdnt registratn strt 19th of nov to 3rd of Dec...source-registrar office..

Abeg no start raise person hope!!

Нεγ guys I dnt knw hw 2 say dis buh if U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt lyk or beliv d info pls dnt tackle me. Xpect de list after 24th on Nov...

Girl: how much do you luv me? boyfriend: i love u so much, cant measure....... Girl: no just tell me.... Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u...... Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic....... Boy(sighing to himself):thank God she doesn't know this china phone is a three-sim phone

Blaqbony: Нεγ guys I dnt knw hw 2 say dis buh if U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt lyk or beliv d info pls dnt tackle me. Xpect de list after 24th on Nov...

dm go bite u 4 here o..lol

Lol....pple wea dea bear akpos don sufa.....

Aliyu333: AKPORS AND JONNY WENT FOR JOB INTERVIEW.SO JONNY WAS D FIRST TO BE INTERVIEWED...IT GOES THUS;
MANAGER:WHO WAS NIGERIA FIRST MILITARY HEAD OF STATE??
JONNY:GENERAL AGUYI IRONSI
MANAGER;WHEN WAS THE SOUTHERN AND NORTHERN PROTECTORATE AMALGAMATED??
JONNY:1914
MANAGER:IS IT TRUE THAT A CURE FOR HIV AIDS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED??
JONNYA:HMMM YES BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN.
MANAGER:GOOD WAY OF ANSWERING QUESTION.PLS CAN U WAIT FOR US OUTSIDE WE WILL ATTEND TO YOU LATER(WEN JONNY WENT OUTSIDE AKPORS ASK HIM)

AKPORS:JONNY WAT AR D QUESTIONS AND PLS TELL ME D ANSWERS(WHEN JONNY WAS ABOUT TO,THE MANAGER SHOUTED NEXXXXT)
AKPORS:JUST TELL ME D ANSWERS ONLY
JONNY:1-AGUYI IRONSI,2-1914,3-YES BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN(SO FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE AKPORS WENT ANXIOUSLY)

MANAGER TO AKPORS:WHAT YOUR NAME??
AKPORS:AGUYI IRONSI
MANAGER(NOW CONFUSED):WAT YOUR DATE OF BIRTH??
AKPORS:1914
MANAGER(ON FIRE):ARE YOU MAD
AKPORS:YES,BUT NOT SCIENTICALLY PROVEN......

WAT DO U GUYS FINK??

Mogten: are U Jos based? My sis also got an admission in Unijos but is still awaiting ABU's list cos she applied DE. What cos did u apply?

yeap am jos based,i was offered admission to study banking nd finance..but am waiting for abu wit accountancy

My acct pals add me on 2go wit matilda776

Joy awfar show face nw, wer u go hide

Najib242: ha ah!! Wetin b dz nah? Shey I don scop u finish 4 2go?? Anyway,if u insist,i wil tear d agreement ov 2 in 1. No one shud ask ov d meanin. Dz na family issue. Hahahahaha!

ur own na to de scatter pple family abi? God the c u o

when is our list is goi 2 out coz DAC 2nd batch admsn is out 2day.what is hpn 2 dis abu.

Heart Of The World

No birds fly in the sky without reason
It's the dehumanization in man
That make birds fly in the sky
Halve of the wind that
Blows in the world
Reaches the earth
The heart of man behold
Reason the sun never shine for the whole day
I do not know the reason why she drive me crazy
I do not know why she ask so many questions
The world never proof to beone
I love the world
I love the universe
Peace and love cause
War and hatred in the heart of the world and man
Though, we are all one
The world is good
No heart should be broken
Broken itself is the attribute of man
Lubricated by natural things
Heart could be broken by
Death
Love or war..Life is one
Hope may reign above your continent
Never give up
We may differ in
Religion
Colour
Thought.
But for the wise
We all walk on same land
We all drink same water
We all must die
We are all one
Always love.

Ibrahym Oba
July,06-2011
www.poemhunter.com

Guyz help out cos i no ol nairalanderz ar ful of wisdom,a frnd of mine iz in a confusin condition nw, he iz a studnt of O A U ile ife studin biological sc.he iz a 300l stdnt, a job was introduce to him worth of 80k evwi mnth, bt he az to forget abt iz skulin pls he iz totaly confuse wat can him du iz he to live skul and face d wrk or finish up iz skulin cos both are so important to me pls diz is real ol replies wil b highly wlcum

Shinexman: Guyz help out cos i no ol nairalanderz ar ful of wisdom,a frnd of mine iz in a confusin condition nw, he iz a studnt of O A U ile ife studin biological sc.he iz a 300l stdnt, a job was introduce to him worth of 80k evwi mnth, bt he az to forget abt iz skulin pls he iz totaly confuse wat can him du iz he to live skul and face d wrk or finish up iz skulin cos both are so important to me pls diz is real ol replies wil b highly wlcum

D questn is, if dey sack him @anytym wat did e av on grnd?.... E cn get more dan dat wen e finish datz if e bliv in God... Evrytyn is tym... dnt los last kobo u av yl searching 4 naira... An hunter wit 1arrow left shld shot wit caution. BE WISE

Shinexman: Guyz help out cos i no ol nairalanderz ar ful of wisdom,a frnd of mine iz in a confusin condition nw, he iz a studnt of O A U ile ife studin biological sc.he iz a 300l stdnt, a job was introduce to him worth of 80k evwi mnth, bt he az to forget abt iz skulin pls he iz totaly confuse wat can him du iz he to live skul and face d wrk or finish up iz skulin cos both are so important to me pls diz is real ol replies wil b highly wlcum

to start with, although educati0n is n0t a guarantee 2 wealth, d imp0rtance of educati0n in our lives can never be over-emphasized. I w0uld advice ur friend 2 stick 2 his education c0s he might lose dat 80k job at anytym and wld go back 2 d scratch. Been in sko0l already is a step in d right directi0n, at d end of d day his educati0n hold lots of lucrative opp0rtunities. If he takes up d 80k job n0w, God help h!m, he want 2 seek pr0m0ti0n in d w0rk-place later in d future, wldnt stl have 2go back 2 sko0l??
I believe in d0in d r¡ght tyn at d right tym. Tell ur frnd 2 stick 2 h!s edu. 4 n0w (if he can't juggle b0th)

Shinexman: Guyz help out cos i no ol nairalanderz ar ful of wisdom,a frnd of mine iz in a confusin condition nw, he iz a studnt of O A U ile ife studin biological sc.he iz a 300l stdnt, a job was introduce to him worth of 80k evwi mnth, bt he az to forget abt iz skulin pls he iz totaly confuse wat can him du iz he to live skul and face d wrk or finish up iz skulin cos both are so important to me pls diz is real ol replies wil b highly wlcum

to start with, although educati0n is n0t a guarantee 2 wealth, d imp0rtance of educati0n in our lives can never be over-emphasized. I w0uld advice ur friend 2 stick 2 his education c0s he might lose dat 80k job at anytym and wld go back 2 d scratch. Been in sko0l already is a step in d right directi0n, at d end of d day his educati0n hold lots of lucrative opp0rtunities. If he takes up d 80k job n0w, God help h!m, he want 2 seek pr0m0ti0n in d w0rk-place later in d future, wldnt he stl have 2go back 2 sko0l??
I believe in d0in d r¡ght tyn at d right tym. Tell ur frnd 2 stick 2 h!s edu. 4 n0w (if he can't juggle b0th)

All others thng bin equal...@shinexman,sacrifice have 2 b made...tel him to sit down nd jst thnk wide 4 10min..i bet u,he wil cum out wt d best choice...a word is enuf 4 d wise...where is glycee?

[quote author=Ishola288 I hrd dat dey are tru wit ABU portal dat is given dem problem so be expectn d list any moment frm nw...Stil ur boy Ishola Statistics aspirant can reach me on 2go Ishola288[/quote]

Matilda henshaw: yeap am jos based,i was offered admission to study banking nd finance..but am waiting for abu wit accountancy

when and if you get admision for accts in A.b.u.you should b prepard for mental and physical torture.

A drunkard totally bankrupt coz of alcohol promised to quit and started throwing emptybottles out of his house. He threw the 1st bottle and said "i lost my job coz of u" threw the 2nd bottle and said"u made me loose my house" threw the 3rd bottle and said "my wife left me coz of u" the 4th bottle he found was full and said "u'v got nothing to do with it, step aside..u r innocent"


Morning y'all

Welcome 2 2day's news headline,,,,,,,,, am ur host gly-cee4ril n here r d headlines
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Mawin guyz hw was ur nite,i tink with 2013 jamb form on sale nw,abu zaria wil call der saf bak to der sensez.............lolz

Shinexman: Mawin guyz hw was ur nite,i tink with 2013 jamb form on sale nw,abu zaria wil call der saf bak to der sensez.............lolz

Guy u dey do as if u dnt knw A.B.U....everythin about na diffrn..b4 u enta wahala..nd if u enta again anoda Doom..May Allah help uz tru...

haxan919: Guy u dey do as if u dnt knw A.B.U....everythin about na diffrn..b4 u enta wahala..nd if u enta again anoda Doom..May Allah help uz tru...

i jst pray b4 d sale of jamb form comez to an end dey shld riliz d list ooo anyhw...............TWC

wen ABU is going to release d list because I hrd say dey are tru wit d portal dat is given dem problem...

ishola288: wen ABU is going to release d list because I hrd say dey are tru wit d portal dat is given dem problem...

..Guy fold ur handz A.B.U ix unpredictable..

..Diz ix d fact about A.B.u..every sinior lecturer ix given d oppurtunity 2bring 3people..as far as dat lecturer submit ur papers 2d head of department na jxt 2fold ur handz nd wait 4ur admisn..bcaz ur admsiion opputunity ix 100%sure..Am also a mascomm aspirant livin ix Zaria..u can add me at 2go @hussen24