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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Najib242(m): 10:40am On Nov 11, 2012
Sodiq3: Eh................evrybdy listen up..no more discussion abt love matters,if u want to do dat go 2 d romance section......dis is education forum......is dat understood?admsn list is likely 2 b out 2mao,so let's watch nd c wats gonna happen...stil ur boy sodiq3@2go.....HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE...OLUWA IS GENERALLY INVOLVE...MAY GOD MAKE OUR DREAM CUM TRUE....ma salam
oga serious
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Najib242(m): 10:46am On Nov 11, 2012
Evrytin iz ''likely'' so......................... Good mawning! I can c u my sista ''xeey'' special rgadz!

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 11, 2012
Sodiq3: Eh................evrybdy listen up..no more discussion abt love matters,if u want to do dat go 2 d romance section......dis is education forum......is dat understood?admsn list is likely 2 b out 2mao,so let's watch nd c wats gonna happen...stil ur boy sodiq3@2go.....HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE...OLUWA IS GENERALLY INVOLVE...MAY GOD MAKE OUR DREAM CUM TRUE....ma salam
nasoo ma guy..better tel dem oo
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 12:47pm On Nov 11, 2012
How many of U̶̲̥̅̊ guys twkd 2 GOD abt our list in church 2day cos me I cried S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡. HAPPY SUNDAY
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 12:54pm On Nov 11, 2012
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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 1:10pm On Nov 11, 2012
WHAT A WORLD!!
This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who
passed away last month.
Her name was Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work
at Apapa.
She was working for MTN.
She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who
was recently transferred to Abuja.
Both of them were true lovers.
She spent half of the day and most nights talking
with Emeka on her phone.
Lola's family knew about their relationship.
Emeka was very close with Lola's family in spite of
the tribal differences. (just imagine their love).
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her
friends,
"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell
phone".
She also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't
carry her body to the mortuary.
A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't.
They went and called some priests in church who
had the gift of communicating with the dead.
They sprinkled some salt and water on the body
and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, they said,
"this girl misses something here".
Then her friends told them about her intentions to
bury her with her phone.
They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they
opened it and placed her phone inside the casket.
After that they tried to carry the body.
It could now be moved and they carried it away
easily.
Everyone was shocked.
A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came
to their house with gifts but was so shocked to
receive d news.
He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola
d previous day, he then tried calling her phone
again in their presence and behold d phone rang
and Lola picked it and they were chatting.
They called d priest to come and intervene and
when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was
revealed dat:
"MTN is everywhere u GO"
Please don't shoot us yet cos we're also looking for
d person dat sent dis to us, so we can strangle him
too.. Hehehehehehe
We sef sidon read am like person wey dey prepare
for JAMB seriously.
Make una no vex ko? Hehehehehehe
But kai, una too sef like tori...
Enjoy!@@@ƪÖ̤̣̇ƪ

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by ofelix15(m): 2:03pm On Nov 11, 2012
The time is near, keep praying.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 2:49pm On Nov 11, 2012
Нεγ guys ℓ̊ hav smetin dat sounds lyk good news ℓ̊ ova heard ma DAD twkin 2 prof mbibio in de dept of geography iii go holla una lera ...
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Cutex01(m): 2:50pm On Nov 11, 2012
Sodiq3: Eh................evrybdy listen up..no more discussion abt love matters,if u want to do dat go 2 d romance section......dis is education forum......is dat understood?admsn list is likely 2 b out 2mao,so let's watch nd c wats gonna happen...stil ur boy sodiq3@2go.....HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE...OLUWA IS GENERALLY INVOLVE...MAY GOD MAKE OUR DREAM CUM TRUE....ma salam

are u dish¡ng out orders 0r u're jxt making a suggest¡0n??
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Matildahenshaw(f): 3:38pm On Nov 11, 2012
Hmmmm abu plsssss oooo am fast running out of tym
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Ibrahymoba: 4:32pm On Nov 11, 2012
Sodiq3: Eh................evrybdy listen up..no more discussion abt love matters,if u want to do dat go 2 d romance section......dis is education forum......is dat understood?admsn list is likely 2 b out 2mao,so let's watch nd c wats gonna happen...stil ur boy sodiq3@2go.....HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE...OLUWA IS GENERALLY INVOLVE...MAY GOD MAKE OUR DREAM CUM TRUE....ma salam
Do u work in da military barack? Or ar u a programa dat ows Nairaland?
Talk decently n stop givn orders,u can learn it.
Stil ur boi Ibrahymoba@2go
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Ibrahymoba: 4:36pm On Nov 11, 2012
Blaqbony: Нεγ guys ℓ̊ hav smetin dat sounds lyk good news ℓ̊ ova heard ma DAD twkin 2 prof mbibio in de dept of geography iii go holla una lera ...
My gud guy.Pls dnt add to d tension in da house just spilt it out we av heard alot jare.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Danjuma827(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2012
Ibrahymoba: My gud guy.Pls dnt add to d tension in da house just spilt it out we av heard alot jare.
na zooo ibrahym we have heard alot frm this thread.to the extend that we dont knw which one is the real news or fake news.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Sodiq33(m): 7:28pm On Nov 11, 2012
Ibrahymoba: Do u work in da military barack? Or ar u a programa dat ows Nairaland?
Talk decently n stop givn orders,u can learn it.
Stil ur boi Ibrahymoba@2go
u shld knw me bera@ibrahm
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Sodiq33(m): 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2012
Cutex01:

are u dish¡ng out orders 0r u're jxt making a suggest¡0n??
dishin out order..
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Sodiq33(m): 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2012
Blaqbony: Нεγ guys ℓ̊ hav smetin dat sounds lyk good news ℓ̊ ova heard ma DAD twkin 2 prof mbibio in de dept of geography iii go holla una lera ...

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Sodiq33(m): 7:30pm On Nov 11, 2012
Blaqbony: Нεγ guys ℓ̊ hav smetin dat sounds lyk good news ℓ̊ ova heard ma DAD twkin 2 prof mbibio in de dept of geography iii go holla una lera ...
suspence thngs..beta yarn us
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Lanreak(m): 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2012
Buh bear it n mynd dis may b d last n real coz nofin goz 4eva n lyf widawt comin 2 an end
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Lanreak(m): 7:59pm On Nov 11, 2012
Lts luk up ti 2mao wat sound it gonna deliva 2 we peepz buh prayin 2 b +vely n favor ol 1 hapy sundæ 2 u ol...
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by playcharles(m): 8:07pm On Nov 11, 2012
Der is a bus wt 7 girls,each girl carries 7 bags, inside each bag der are 7cats, every cat has 7 kittens,all cats ave 4 legs each. Hw many legs are in d bus.. Ansa pls
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Lanreak(m): 8:19pm On Nov 11, 2012
14lgz 4 da galz,28lgz 4 da catz wyl 28lgz 4 da kitin oso ol 2geda aditionaly 70-4=?
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by glycee(f): 9:19pm On Nov 11, 2012
grin
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Shinexman(m): 10:14pm On Nov 11, 2012
Since am on diz forum i couldn't locate any of my course mate pls any mathz education stdnt shld hook me up on 2go wit shinex30
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 10:37pm On Nov 11, 2012
₪a̶̲̥̅̊ wa S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ de man said he too Iƨ̣̣̇̇ confused buh since de DAC 2nd list Iƨ̣̣̇̇ out according 2 him S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ hopefully b4 friday... Gudnyt guys
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by francis247(m): 2:12am On Nov 12, 2012
From a very reliable source, the list will be out by the last Friday of this month. Peace out.
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by glycee(f): 6:18am On Nov 12, 2012
A prostitute died of HIV aids. When her granny came to her house to pack her tins. She saw a g-string. She exclaimed, chai! Dis disease is very bad ooh, to the extend it ate her pant like dis...:-

Morning y'all..
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Blaqbony(m): 7:04am On Nov 12, 2012
AKPOS AGAIN!!!!!
three friends, Rukewe, Akpos nd Ogbehe decided 2 go 4 a picnic. Rukewe packed d picnic basket with drinks nd sandwiches. Ogbehe carried d basket nd they set out for d park 10km away. It took them 2hrs 2 get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread d mat nd set out d sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogbehe found out dat Rukewe didn't pack d bottle opener.
They den begged Akpos 2 make d 2hr trip 2 go for d opener. He disagreed. "You will finish d sandwiches b4 I return," Akpos protested.
"No, we won't" Rukewe assured.
After some more cajoling from dem, Akpos reluctantly set out for d opener.
After 5hrs there was no sign of Akpos, then dey decided 2 wait for another 3hrs.
Still, no sign of Akpos.
Rukewe nd Ogbehe, after waiting for Akpos 4 more dan 8hrs were by now very hungry, so dey decided 2 take one sandwich each.
As dey were about 2 eat, Akpos popped out from behind a rock screaming: "I KNEW IT!, I'm NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!.happy mrnin pals

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Matildahenshaw(f): 7:17am On Nov 12, 2012
playcharles: Der is a bus wt 7 girls,each girl carries 7 bags, inside each bag der are 7cats, every cat has 7 kittens,all cats ave 4 legs each. Hw many legs are in d bus.. Ansa pls
10990

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Aliyu333: 7:22am On Nov 12, 2012
playcharles: Der is a bus wt 7 girls,each girl carries 7 bags, inside each bag der are 7cats, every cat has 7 kittens,all cats ave 4 legs each. Hw many legs are in d bus.. Ansa pls
7girls tym 7bags=49.... 7cats* 49bags=343cats
343cats * 7kittens=2401kittens
2401kittens + 343cats=2744 cats and kittens
2744candk * 4legs=10976
7girls * 2legs=14legs
10976legs of d candk + 14legs of d girls=10990 legs
answer=10990
Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by ofelix15(m): 7:36am On Nov 12, 2012
Happy new week 2 everybody, and also to sodiq the predictor, u neva preddict anytin correct out of ur 100 predictions.

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Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Lanreak(m): 8:04am On Nov 12, 2012
frndz gud morni 2u ol 2day z my buffdy n agen novemba 2rememba 2me.loll……………

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