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Re: They Are Now Finally Together by topeteadr(m): 3:59pm On Nov 03, 2007
What f word is it the fcu!< word or the f00| word.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Migines(m): 7:29pm On Nov 03, 2007
Fuc!<, f00L, fucking fool,
which on is commonly refered to as "the f-word"
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 10:31am On Nov 05, 2007
the most commonly referred "F WORD" is "F WORD"


are we playing a "F WORD" game?


coz i think any game is playable grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by saucekid(m): 11:25am On Nov 05, 2007
generator blows up finally

and TT doesnt have any cash to get a new one grin grin grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 11:55am On Nov 05, 2007
the computer is still on, cos a ups was connected grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by topeteadr(m): 1:02pm On Nov 05, 2007
*takes a axe and destroy's the ups, and places a bomb in the building which goes off and the story ends there*.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by clemcykul(f): 2:06pm On Nov 05, 2007
wats all these

@poster uve been noticed and aknowledged pls go nd sleep!
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 9:53am On Nov 06, 2007
sorry clemzy, i can't sleep because tope has bombarded my house with a bomb. the good news is that i wasn't in the building at the time. fortunately, the rivers state governor had the sad news, he felt sorry for me so he ordered julius berger to rebuild the house which they did and everything is now ready.


so the power is restored and the system is back on cool
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Migines(m): 10:35am On Nov 06, 2007
Luk wat we turned dis thread into.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 10:41am On Nov 06, 2007
na wa:

sorry clemzy, i can't sleep because tope has bombarded my house with a bomb. the good news is that i wasn't in the building at the time. fortunately, the rivers state governor had the sad news, he felt sorry for me so he ordered julius berger to rebuild the house which they did and everything is now ready.

After two days,the new house collapsed killing all the inhabitants
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by tessybaby(f): 10:44am On Nov 06, 2007
hmmmmm
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by uchetobi(f): 11:34am On Nov 06, 2007
lmao
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Nov 06, 2007
HA HA HA at biggerboy grin grin grin grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2007
*na wa,one of the unfortunate occupants of the building opened his eyes to find himself in hell*
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by tessybaby(f): 3:26pm On Nov 06, 2007
*and satan brushes his blablabla with an iron brush each morning*
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Migines(m): 4:13pm On Nov 06, 2007
Haaaaaaaaaa
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 4:43pm On Nov 06, 2007
god opened his records and discovered that na wa is actually not guilty. so he ordered his angles to pull him out of hell and send him back to earth.

now na wa is back with hell strength to keep the power on all the time.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 5:00pm On Nov 06, 2007
na wa:

god opened his records and discovered that na wa is actually not guilty. so he ordered his angles to pull him out of hell and send him back to earth.

now na wa is back with hell strength to keep the power on all the time.
*It was later discovered that na wa actually bribed someone in heaven to have his name blotted out from the register of hell candidates,he was therefore recalled back to hell anh his punishment doubled*
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by sylvex(f): 5:15pm On Nov 06, 2007
who is na wa? you or, ?
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 10:51am On Nov 07, 2007
biggerboy:

*It was later discovered that na wa actually bribed someone in heaven [/b]to have his name blotted out from the register of hell candidates,[b]he was therefore recalled back to hell anh his punishment doubled*


actually, it wasn't hell he was recalled to it was the court of heavens to prove the bribery allegation labeled on him. the chief judge of the court called the plaintiff (biggerboy) to the stand to defend his accusation. cos biggerboy could not provide enough evidence to convict to accused (na wa), the judge pronounce the case "discharged and acquitted"

later that same day in court, biggerboy became smallerboy. he was sent to hell for wrong accusation.

finally, na wa was sent back to earth to establish a power system that even NAPA wouldn't be able to interrupt.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by dragnet: 11:15am On Nov 07, 2007
.then ?
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Nov 07, 2007
and latter biggerboy was sentenced to 40 days bla bla bla non stop wid tessy as counterpart grin grin grin grin grin

@na wa only bottom power can quench that ur nepa light!
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by dragnet: 11:35am On Nov 07, 2007
.dirty mind
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by tessybaby(f): 12:30pm On Nov 07, 2007
@Clemcy
please am on leave ohhh
no more blablabla till further notice
*i mean till the DNA results are out, then i go chakara place*
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by cheche2(m): 12:50pm On Nov 07, 2007
tessybaby:

@Clemcy
please am on leave ohhh
no more blablabla till further notice
*i mean till the DNA results are out, then i go chakara place*
*singing* hear ur papa hear ur mama life go better for u

Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 12:58pm On Nov 07, 2007
clemcykul:

and latter biggerboy was sentenced to 40 days bla bla bla non stop wid tessy as counterpart grin grin grin grin grin

@na wa only bottom power can quench that your nepa light!

And it was realised thatb biggerboy was wrongly sentenced,clemcykul was asked to take his place,biggerboy and tessy were so happy,they hugged each other and went to Barcelos
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 1:12pm On Nov 07, 2007
tessy later heard the story of biggerboy in hell, she slapped him and take the first flight back to 9geria.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by saucekid(m): 1:13pm On Nov 07, 2007
and at the various places they all went to, tsunami+tornado+whirlwind+earthquake+volcanic eruptions came together and destroyed them

it was back to hell for all of them

i'm sure this was not the original idea of the poster??
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 3:50pm On Nov 07, 2007
saucekid:

and at the various places they all went to, tsunami+tornado+whirlwind+earthquake+volcanic eruptions came together and destroyed them

it was back to hell for all of them

i'm sure this was not the original idea of the poster??
except biggerboy and his heartrob tessy
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by saucekid(m): 6:01pm On Nov 07, 2007
the disasters were locked on biggerboy alone, tessy was spared because she's expecting grin grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by tessybaby(f): 7:42am On Nov 08, 2007
@saucekid
expecting what?
angry angry angry
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by arsenalfan: 9:59am On Nov 08, 2007
tessybaby:

@saucekid
expecting what?
angry angry angry
biggerboy's baby

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