@ tessy,

^{wags an admonishing finger***corrupt mind}

@ arsenal fan,

na you talk am ooooooo ^{getting out as fast as i can}

Wont deny being the father of the baby

is there any controversy who the father is, should we go for a DNA test

Cool!

where is my tessy?

Jailed her for . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Hmmm

i cant even believe this impotent called BIGGERFOOL too wants to claim the paternity of my child.

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
_{the rate at which u all are going, I must confess am scared}

why are you scared honey

showbobo:

i can't even believe this impotent called BIGGERFOOL too wants to claim the paternity of my child.

Father forgive you.

tessybaby:

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
_{the rate at which u all are going, I must confess am scared}

Dont be scared my love

at this point, i have to ask SEUN (the Chief Judge), on behalf of every other members posting on this thread to give me the authority to collect samples from BIGGERBOY and SHOWBOBO for a DNA test. the result of the test shall be posted here asap.

i need just 2 persons to confirm my authority to get started.

Please go ahead.i will be vindicated

who are those 2 personsand do you even think BIGGERFOOL has cells in his body

@na wa
please go ahead
i confirm ur authority.
_{but don't forget to take ur own sample}

;d ;d ;d

okidoki! now i have the power to conduct the test. but i can't do italone, so i've to gather a two man panel including myself for this task.

so may i ask for permission to appoint saucekid and[b] tommyex[/b] for this investigation.


tommyex being a naughty but truthful boy will get the sample from tessy

while saucekid will extract the DNA samples from showbobo and biggerboy privates.

they must returned the samples to me for further analysis and reports.

That would never happen.i would be the one to take the sample from tessy and Ugonna/Clem/Enny should be sent to extract the sample from me
^{*who no like better thing*}

I am waiting for you guys to come and conduct the test now!!

You better come before i change my mind.

oops! i meant clemcykul and not tommyex

so clems please confirm now.


so we can get this thing started

Clem i am already in my bedroom waiting

Showbobo, sorry clem's not okay and ituen is taking over. So are u sure u're ready.

tope_teadr:

Showbobo, sorry clem's not okay and ituen is taking over. So are u sure u're ready.

Tope,welcome
can u believe some people said Tope is d same person as biggerboy!!
dumb heads they are!!

No, there just eccentric.

nooooo.Aiphie/Enny should come then.Ituen ke ^{*that asslicker*}

i prefer to collect the sample from tessy

let a ^dog collect from the other recipients

Can u imagine dis idi0t chating wit himself. Wat da hell do u take us for?

Saucekid, what da fuc!< do you take us for. Do you want me to turn u into a sauce i'm going to use 2 cook.

@ migs and TT,
apparently,i take u for who u are but that dont warrant the name calling,aiight??
my posts ar meant for those they are meant for but if u stand in the line of fire, OYO for ya

lets just laugh and have a good time ok

U're talking 2 everyone, cos everymale on nairaland bla bla bla bla bla. . . . . . . . . . . . . . With tessy.

@saucekid
Wtf dude? I a'int talkn to ya. I waz refering to tope and biggerboy, read d previous posts carefully and u'll _stand but i guess he(tope) didnt realise dat.

@tope
u know wat man, i think i've really been too hard on ya dat thing wit yo sis just didnt rest well wid me not dat i now totally trust u*smiles*(i dont totally trust my frnds), but i culd 4get. I read one of ur posts and it got me thinkn u not such a bad dude so hommies?
*stretches hand*

Alright, because of the disputes on who to collect samples from tessy, i've employed a new method to get these samples electronically.

so may the mother to be (tessy) and the allege fathers (biggerboy and showbobo) place their right hand on their computer screen. by so doing, the samples will be transfer to my data base for scrutiny.