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Re: They Are Now Finally Together by biggerboy(m): 10:28am On Nov 13, 2007
*still wonders how show baboon,an animal still claims to be the father of my baby* can an animal produce a human baby
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by topeteadr(m): 10:30am On Nov 13, 2007
Dont worry migs. The eccentric beings i was talking 'bout were
FREEZY, IWAJAY, PHINITER and the saddist NAIJAGURLY.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by topeteadr(m): 10:32am On Nov 13, 2007
Iwajay, freezy, phiniter are no longer included. So that leaves naijgurly only.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Nov 13, 2007
alryte! am here now to conduct the test grin grin grin grin iwajay, biggerboy, teadr, showbobo  grin grin grin it's time for the test.
but u all must meet this criteria:

all dicks must be 12inches
no black dicks is allowed, they must be red and brown, or fair grin grin grin
all dicks must be circumcised
all dicks must not be bent!
at a slight touch dicks are expected to stand at attention!
dicks are expected to have three balls and not two! grin grin

so if u have met this criteria, come into the examining room grin grin grin
am waiting wid my dicksthestoscope grin grin grin grin grin
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by ituen(m): 1:15pm On Nov 13, 2007
Clemcykul, clemcykul, clemcykul

How many times i call you? I wonder if Migines went tru all this before u guys got hooked.

Abi shld i say that Migines has all these xterisitcs since both of u are married?
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by showbobo(m): 1:51pm On Nov 13, 2007
@Clem

i have all the qualities you have stated.whats the next thing??
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Migines(m): 3:15pm On Nov 13, 2007
Lol
@ituen
na u go get red dick wit 3 ballz
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by tessybaby(f): 3:19pm On Nov 13, 2007
@migines
na lie
Ituen has the best of all

but wait oh, let me think. . . .
wink wink
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by showbobo(m): 1:30pm On Nov 14, 2007
@Migines

You dont have to deny your distinctive features.We all know grin

@Tessy

Dont tell me you're still seeing ITUEN.I thought you said he's not man enough.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by nawa1(m): 4:11pm On Nov 14, 2007
clemcykul:

alryte! am here now to conduct the test grin grin grin grin iwajay, biggerboy, teadr, showbobo grin grin grin it's time for the test.
but u all must meet this criteria:

all dicks must be 12inches
no black dicks is allowed, they must be red and brown, or fair grin grin grin
all dicks must be circumcised
all dicks must not be bent!
at a slight touch dicks are expected to stand at attention!
dicks are expected to have three balls and not two! grin grin

so if u have met this criteria, come into the examining room grin grin grin
am waiting wid my dicksthestoscope grin grin grin grin grin

come on clem, it does not matter the features of their d ick. what matter is that one of them impregnated tessy with their manliness.

it is ma pleasure to inform u that, you have been solely appointed to get the samples from the people in question.

please do that quickly, so i can complete my analysis.
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Lolabbey: 1:26pm On Feb 17, 2009
@ joke ,nice one dere
Re: They Are Now Finally Together by clemcykul(f): 2:15pm On Feb 17, 2009
who resurrected this shocked shocked shocked shocked

*deletes thread wid passion*

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