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Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 11:03pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Eze Promoe:I use diesel |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 11:21am On Apr 12, 2013 |
Yes my fellow house members this is honourable talknodo of etsako west zone Edo state. Please i bring before a serious issue cause the chairmanship election is drawing close. I would like a free but not fair election how do i go about that. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 12:08pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
vizboy: Yes my fellow house members this is honourable talknodo of etsako west zone Edo state.Kaiii siddon and shut am por your mouth por dia. Shege you no sabi am to dey observe am por za frotocoal abi you no see am por za Horrible Sfeaker and za Horrible Defuty Sfeaker ne daniska kawai naaansense. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 12:39pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Justyaxx:Do your know who i am. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Mr Sfeaker fermission to bomb am por diz yeye senata. #cont chewing gworo# |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by pipszilla(m): 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Honourable colleagues, am hon. ChopDmoni, BY south sen. Dist., pls let der b orderliness in d house and let's deliberate on dis election thing. Thank u Mr. Speaker |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 5:01pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
**Whispering to Xynerise** Uhm..Speaker, this is getting serious and am afraid that an ethnic Gulf war might break out here... Did u secure an Insurance for our newly bought Plastic Chairs, incase this Men breaks them? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 5:39pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
El Guapo: **Whispering to Xynerise**I go hadle am por dem with my boko feofle |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 7:08pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Justyaxx: Mr Sfeaker fermission to bomb am por diz yeye senata. #cont chewing gworo#my senator am starting to think that you were not elected by the people but choosen. @ mr speaker i think the election that brought in the honourable senator should be investigated |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:01pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
El Guapo: **Whispering to Xynerise**I even assure you and my life. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:03pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
vizboy: Yes my fellow house members this is honourable talknodo of etsako west zone Edo state.No election is free Mr senator. You have to settle me and some cabals. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:05pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
Justyaxx: Mr Sfeaker fermission to bomb am por diz yeye senata. #cont chewing gworo#Permission granted but 10 miles from this house. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:08pm On Apr 12, 2013 |
pipszilla: Honourable colleagues, am hon. ChopDmoni, BY south sen. Dist., pls let der b orderliness in d house and let's deliberate on dis election thing. Thank u Mr. SpeakerThank u senator ChopDmoni for ur observation. Pls, senators lets keep the house in order. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 8:27am On Apr 13, 2013 |
**Calling his Younger brother on phone** Okafor when will u come over to sell those bush meats? House don full o - |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by realsammie(m): 9:46am On Apr 13, 2013 |
# Clears throat # mallam sfiker...as u alreazy know. ur name i be senata OSAMA BIN SHEKAU prom borno constituency. wallahi me i no come house por pour (4) weeks now. mallam sfisker me i wnt 2 AURE (marry) am for one small 10 years old beutiful yarinya from IRAQ. ** scratches throat and pour the saliva on the floor **. so i dey invite am por everybody for my wedding in IRAQ next week. Nagode |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:12am On Apr 13, 2013 |
realsammie: # Clears throat #why would I attend a paedophile's wedding? U can invite the other senators. One of my political girlfriends is celebrating her third birthday of the year. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Princeparix(m): 10:27am On Apr 13, 2013 |
realsammie: # Clears throat #lekwa nu onye hausa o- he wantu us to cumu to his marriage in Iraq- may Amadioha strike u dead-u d find nu pesin una go killnu 4 iraq?how do u nu watu d house to leave the sharingnu of the EXCESS CRUDE MONEY nd cumu to ur marriage? U go die nu lyk ur tribesmanu wey do b4 nu. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 10:37am On Apr 13, 2013 |
realsammie: # Clears throat #Kai Sanata Shekau wallahi baka da kirki. Why you no tell am por me say you de go do am por marriage. I por pollow am por you go marry am por her younger sister wallahi. Kai kwangratulation mallam senata Shekau. Uf uf uf boko fiful. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 3:07pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
@speaker Just got info of a new model jet why dont we pass a bill to increase our alawie
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Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 6:44pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
vizboy: @speakerwhat is alawie? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 9:11pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
xynerise: Sounds Like Urhobo |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 9:33pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
xynerise: El Guapo:so as una go school reach them no tell una say the dictionary meaning of allowance na alawie |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by pipszilla(m): 9:55pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
vizboy: @speaker Mr. Speaker, am in total support of the motion. My girlfriend need a private jet for her travels..... That necessitate d need for an increment of our alawei so I can buy one for her. Pls Mr. Speaker, we need to act fast |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Princeparix(m): 10:04pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
vizboy: @speakermr speakernu we nid tu increase dis alawie coz my shop at ariaria is really nu going downu and i need nu to go to dubia nu. Biko mr speaker |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by pipszilla(m): 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Mr. Speaker, if u don't act, am going to move a motion for impeachment 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 5:25am On Apr 14, 2013 |
pipszilla:is the 'alawie' increase for u or ur gf sake? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 5:28am On Apr 14, 2013 |
Princeparix: mr speakernu we nid tu increase dis alawie coz my shop at ariaria is really nu going downu and i need nu to go to dubia nu. Biko mr speakerAlright senators! But I am going to let the house to decide. All those in support of Alawie increase say 'Aye' |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Princeparix(m): 7:28am On Apr 14, 2013 |
xynerise:aye nu |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by vizboy(m): 8:07am On Apr 14, 2013 |
xynerise:Aye |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 14, 2013 |
Aye. Kai wallahi i I suffort am por za motion cos we ma we need am por jet bomber wallahi. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Ryda(m): 11:27am On Apr 14, 2013 |
Just watching o,.. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Princeparix(m): 12:18pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
Ryda: Just watching o,..mr speaka nu, order d security nu to turoway dis monkey at of here nu, he can be from d EFCC oo!. Am nt ready to settlu or share nu my ego wit dem. |
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