Ben-10:
Xynerize, awwww... your condition is not permanent. Cheer up!

LOL El, before you enter school, I don dey buy sandals for my neighbour's shilren.

Ben-10:
Xynerize, awwww... your condition is not permanent. Cheer up!

LOL El, before you enter school, I don dey buy sandals for my neighbour's shilren.

See U -- Why u no talk am that day u tell us say u no get Sandals for Primary School Days?

xynerise:
Be careful o . Now lets get down to business. Where is Senator Chukwunaeriego?

I heard his Constituency don Reject am -- Allegedly caught screwing a Rat

El Guapo:

See U -- Why u no talk am that day u tell us say u no get Sandals for Primary School Days?



I heard his Constituency don Reject am -- Allegedly caught screwing a Rat

xynerise:
I always know that senator was a pervert . So Senator..... what is that your name again?

**Opens his Lexicon**

The name is Sen Anuanagbaegbeyanatanri reping Aba West Coast Constituency

El Guapo:

**Opens his Lexicon**

The name is Sen Anuanagbaegbeyanatanri reping Aba West Coast Constituency

xynerise:
ok. I will call you senator Anu . So do you think the federal govt's. plan on subsidizing petrol is good?

U'd call who Anu?

Well Speaker, the truth is that am still trying to decipher the Nigerians Mr President said he consulted before making up his mind on another Hike-Which other silly Nigerians would that be other than Sen Bin Gbagbo and Sen Chukwunaeriego

I've spoken with NLC Deputy Presido Chief Promise Adewusi who's my Inlaw, and we agreed we'd be heading to Bayelsa this time to vent our Venom!

El Guapo:

U'd call who Anu?

Well Speaker, the truth is that am still trying to decipher the Nigerians Mr President said he consulted before making up his mind on another Hike-Which other silly Nigerians would that be other than Sen Bin Gbagbo and Sen Chukwunaeriego

I've spoken with NLC Deputy Presido Chief Promise Adewusi who's my Inlaw, and we agreed we'd be heading to Bayelsa this time to vent our Venom!

xynerise:
I will have to warn you again that we are fighting for our pocket. What about the previous subsidy? Seriously, I didnt get any share on that. I will advise the federal govt to wait a bit before making the decision of subsidizing petrol again.

Well, am trying to be a Good Nigerian from this Minute henceforth

Just remembered some Lines of the National Pledge

El Guapo:

Well, am trying to be a Good Nigerian from this Minute henceforth

Just remembered some Lines of the National Pledge

El Guapo: ^^ Am Sorry Speaker, i might be tempted to give u a Punch on ur Pot belly if u dare call me a traitor again!

I Have the interest of the Populace on Mind!

xynerise:
Hypocrite! Were you not the mastermind of Senator Agwoturumbe's death? All because of money. . Pls lets not expose ourselves

**Looks around to make sure other Senators didnt hear that**

Oh has it gotten to that?

I think its high time u explained to the house what happened to the Super Eagles/NFF Budgets, why Sen Wabara frequently visited ur home before he was removed as Speaker, and what really went wrong with the uhm.... Aburi Accord!

El Guapo:

**Looks around to make sure other Senators didnt hear that**

Oh has it gotten to that?

I think its high time u explained to the house what happened to the Super Eagles/NFF Budgets, why Sen Wabara frequently visited ur home before he was removed as Speaker, and what really went wrong with the uhm.... Aburi Accord!

xynerise:
Erm... Will you attend today's party









Amebo

Lemme see what i've got on my Schedule first.

Am supposed to be having a One night Stand with Patience Dame Jonathan

El Guapo:

Lemme see what i've got on my Schedule first.

Am supposed to be having a One night Stand with Patience Dame Jonathan

xynerise:
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala just kissed me

Hmmm....Chick Senator Bashy don screw finish - Room 419 is their Resort in Sheraton Hotel.

Aliezan-madueke promised me a BJ at her Filling Station Next week!

El Guapo:

Hmmm....Chick Senator Bashy don screw finish - Room 419 is their Resort in Sheraton Hotel.

Aliezan-madueke promised me a BJ at her Filling Station Next week!

xynerise:
hmmmm. I will have to reschedule this meeting

LWKMD!

Honourable Speaker u cant be serious - U'd rather reschedule a House meeting, we can use that medium to play PS2 at Sen Oke's House

El Guapo:

LWKMD!

Honourable Speaker u cant be serious - U'd rather reschedule a House meeting, we can use that medium to play PS2 at Sen Oke's House

xynerise:
Am off to Tu face's wedding . See you in the next meeting

Lol -- Non-invited Friends in this Wedding, could u pls come over here and run the 'Ask me' Service for Us

El Guapo:

Lol -- Non-invited Friends in this Wedding, could u pls come over here and run the 'Ask me' Service for Us

porryred: THIS IS SENATOR CHOPANDSCREW REPRESENTING AMAMAKEMONEY CONSTITUENCY IN SOUTH WEST .ON D ISSUE OF PUTTING MORE MONEY ON PETRO SEY NA SUBSIDIZING OR WATEVER .ABEG MAKE WE HOUSE KNOW WAT % OF THE MONEY THE SHOELESS MAN WAN GIVE US AND IF D % IS GOOD HE CAN INCREASE IT 5000% SO FAR EACH ONE OF US IS GETTING 2000LTRS WEEKLY FOR THE RUNNING OF OUR CARS,GENERATORS AND OUR OLOSHOS.

Caracta: Is this a thread

xynerise:
Does it look like a needle? . Are you one of Senator Chukwunaeriego's girls?

Caracta:
I have no idea...
Please tell me this is not a thread but a needle. Wait a minute, are you the OP? 2012? A looooong time ago!

porryred: HELLO HONOURARY MEMBERS PLS NO CALL MEETING NOW COS NA 12AM ALREADY AND I DEY BUSY WITH MY ALOMO BOTTLE AND 3 CHASIS BABES.SO MAKE THE NATION ISSUE WAIT TILL THE MORNING COS THIS PAROLE I DEY DEY MORE IMPORTANT SO SPEAKER U DON FINISH THE 5 CHELSEA DRY GIN BOTTLE I SEE U DRINKING SINCE 9PM AND THOSE 6 BABES?

xynerise:
Yes I am the Speaker/Op. Pls go to Federal Palace Hotel and wait for Senator Chukwunaeriego NOW!

Caracta:
Huh? Is he sick?