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Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2012 |
bright007:u should have asked senator chukwunaeriego why he was sticking his finger in his nose why talking. *phone rings* house pls pardon me let me answer this prostitu.te I promised 15million for a night. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:17am On Apr 05, 2012 |
mtchew! nonsense! senseless! |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:30am On Apr 05, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: mtchew! nonsense! senseless!if u are not careful u will be banned. We have heard u already. Is not by force to join. Geez! |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:34am On Apr 05, 2012 |
xynerise: now, this is the joke! hahahahahaha mtchew |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:38am On Apr 05, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:so u have achieved what ur expectation. . So are u in or not? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 8:38am On Apr 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Please I cant find my bbSharap n go find dat ur nokia torch! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 8:39am On Apr 05, 2012 |
xynerise:Wont u ask me?? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:41am On Apr 05, 2012 |
xynerise: i'm in! i'll be madam dangote |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 8:43am On Apr 05, 2012 |
First of all who be all these children wey full here? Senators don dey carry dem pikin come work? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 8:48am On Apr 05, 2012 |
matapass: Senate committee on cashless policy; reccommendations. In the cos of our extensive research on this crucial policy that not only affects the populace but we also. However in the cos of our investigation we incurred the following expenses.Who draft this nonsense list? Which motor i go use dey travel around with for the research? Abi i go fly okada? A whole senator Chukwunariego like me? Common, will you edit this nonsense list to include range rover sports for the senators, and Toyota Land cruisers for the escorts, before thunder go fire you. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by perfectcrush(m): 8:57am On Apr 05, 2012 |
Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... Tnx |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 9:03am On Apr 05, 2012 |
perfectcrush: Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... TnxWho be senator dankata? We only know dantata! No make me vex o. Who are you? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 11:59am On Apr 05, 2012 |
Good Morning Senators! I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 2:16pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!Oya, FIRE! |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by saddler: 6:46pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!ok. Spit it out |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:16pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
perfectcrush: Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... Tnxpls dont forget about those university babes. I need like 3 fair ladies with nice booty |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 11:27am On Apr 06, 2012 |
mcnepow: saddler: Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service? xynerise: Haba! See as Una jxt Line Up Dey Wait ma Bill -- Anyway Itz bout the Last Jamb that was Held some weeks ago -- Reports has it that some Centers Esp Around Egbeda and Igando areas of Lagos witnessed a Great deal of Malpractices and as fate would have it Our Own MOD Dani1luv was found Guilty of the Act! As the Rule Of Law has its say in this Issue -- Mr Daniel not minding his position in this Section ought to face the Wrath of the Law! Dear Eminent Speaker, i hereby table this Bill to be debated On the punishment necessary for the MOD! Thank You |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 9:56pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
El Guapo:house if u want us to treat this bill say "aye" |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by lilkech(m): 10:01pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra central i move against the motion |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
lilkech: i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra centralDoes it matter? The Nigerian senate is sitting, not Biafra. . . |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by lilkech(m): 10:34pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
Killz.: since nigeria decided to lockdown & direct the affairs of biafra it was resolved that the nigerian senate observe the presence of their representative. it seems you are new in the house . . . if not you would recall most past agendas at our sittings i still move against any disciplinary action against the MOD he has deposited OUR bribe ($40million) into MY swiss account, i will arrange for my banker to share and disburse your individual share to your various doorsteps so scrap the bill and inform your gatemen and thugs to expect the bullion vans this week |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
lilkech:senator odika and chukwunariego pls lets act mature in handling issues. And who is that aboki making call in d house? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
Speaker if the House fails to attend to my proposed Bill i would have no other Choice than to put Off ma Kaftan and Start Up a Shaolin Fight here starting first wiv that Annoying CPC's Sexkillz |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 9:47pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
El Guapo: Speaker if the House fails to attend to my proposed Bill i would have no other Choice than to put Off ma Kaftan and Start Up a Shaolin Fight here starting first wiv that Annoying CPC's Sexkillzeasy senator, it hasnt come to that. Besides, we just bought those plastic chairs . Dont worry we will treat ur bill. |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by jackpot(f): 7:31am On Apr 08, 2012 |
El Guapo: saddler: Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:04am On Mar 22, 2013 |
The house is open once again. . All senators should assemble at the senate house. I heard the president is planning to subsidize petrol again. Whats your take on it? I think we should delibrate on this issue and come out with something that will be beneficial to us and our 10th generation. . Senators! Whats your take on this issue? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
xynerise: The house is open once again. . **Walks farther Up and takes his favorite seat beside Sen Chukwunaeriego** GoodAfternoon My fellow Lawmakers! After a Lengthy break, its my pleasure to welcome back everyone of u to this Credible house - Where we Stampede on issues and leave them Scattered! Before i voice my Iota on the presidency subsidizing the Petrol again, i'd want the house to help me plead with the Speaker Xynerise, to brush off the akin soup remnant on his hair - He must have taken a Quick shower |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Ben13: 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
I'm not a senator. I'm the President of the federal republic. So where are the thieves?? |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 1:45pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
El Guapo:Those are grey hairs antelope. You better focus |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 1:46pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Ben-10:Imposter |
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Ben-10: Small boy wey no dey wear Sandals go School! |
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