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Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2012
bright007:
Also,ŵĥŷ are u chewing stick in d house of rep?
u should have asked senator chukwunaeriego why he was sticking his finger in his nose why talking. *phone rings* house pls pardon me let me answer this prostitu.te I promised 15million for a night. cool
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:17am On Apr 05, 2012
mtchew! nonsense! senseless!
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:30am On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl: mtchew! nonsense! senseless!
if u are not careful u will be banned. We have heard u already. Is not by force to join. Geez!
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:34am On Apr 05, 2012
xynerise:
if u are not careful u will be banned. We have heard u already. Is not by force to join. Geez!

now, this is the joke! hahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
mtchew
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 8:38am On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

now, this is the joke! hahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
mtchew
so u have achieved what ur expectation. grin. So are u in or not? undecided
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 8:38am On Apr 05, 2012
dani1luv: Please I cant find my bb
Sharap n go find dat ur nokia torch! undecided grin

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Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 8:39am On Apr 05, 2012
xynerise:
so u have achieved what ur expectation. grin. So are u in or not? undecided
Wont u ask me?? embarassed
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by swtchicgurl: 8:41am On Apr 05, 2012
xynerise:
so u have achieved what ur expectation. grin. So are u in or not? undecided

i'm in! cheesy i'll be madam dangote cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 8:43am On Apr 05, 2012
First of all who be all these children wey full here?
Senators don dey carry dem pikin come work? angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 8:48am On Apr 05, 2012
matapass: Senate committee on cashless policy; reccommendations. In the cos of our extensive research on this crucial policy that not only affects the populace but we also. However in the cos of our investigation we incurred the following expenses.
Transportation - 3.5million
Feeding. - 4.5million
Research - 5.5million
Hotel accomodation - 20million
Total -13million
We will like the house to pls authorize the payment of this money. Furthermore the Reccommenndations has been submitted to the president
Who draft this nonsense list? undecided Which motor i go use dey travel around with for the research? Abi i go fly okada? A whole senator Chukwunariego like me? Common, will you edit this nonsense list to include range rover sports for the senators, and Toyota Land cruisers for the escorts, before thunder go fire you. angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by perfectcrush(m): 8:57am On Apr 05, 2012
Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... Tnx
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 9:03am On Apr 05, 2012
perfectcrush: Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... Tnx
Who be senator dankata? We only know dantata! No make me vex o. Who are you? angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 11:59am On Apr 05, 2012
Good Morning Senators!

I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! angry angry angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by mcnepow(m): 2:16pm On Apr 05, 2012
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!

I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! angry angry angry
Oya, FIRE!
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by saddler: 6:46pm On Apr 05, 2012
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!

I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! angry angry angry
Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service?
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2012
El Guapo: Good Morning Senators!

I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! angry angry angry
ok. Spit it out cool
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:16pm On Apr 05, 2012
perfectcrush: Senator dankata.....4 south south geo pol zone...... Pls if u are not a senator, do excuse us.... Be u camera man or wat av u, n don't 4get to shut the door behind u... Now to the main reason y we are here..... Every one should come forward with is *ghana must go* 4 a piece of the national cake... Tnx
pls dont forget about those university babes. I need like 3 fair ladies with nice booty cool
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 11:27am On Apr 06, 2012
mcnepow:
Oya, FIRE!

saddler: Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service?

xynerise:
ok. Spit it out cool

Haba! See as Una jxt Line Up Dey Wait ma Bill -- Anyway Itz bout the Last Jamb that was Held some weeks ago -- Reports has it that some Centers Esp Around Egbeda and Igando areas of Lagos witnessed a Great deal of Malpractices and as fate would have it Our Own MOD Dani1luv was found Guilty of the Act! angry angry

As the Rule Of Law has its say in this Issue -- Mr Daniel not minding his position in this Section ought to face the Wrath of the Law! angry angry

Dear Eminent Speaker, i hereby table this Bill to be debated On the punishment necessary for the MOD!

Thank You cool
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 9:56pm On Apr 06, 2012
El Guapo:





Haba! See as Una jxt Line Up Dey Wait ma Bill -- Anyway Itz bout the Last Jamb that was Held some weeks ago -- Reports has it that some Centers Esp Around Egbeda and Igando areas of Lagos witnessed a Great deal of Malpractices and as fate would have it Our Own MOD Dani1luv was found Guilty of the Act! angry angry

As the Rule Of Law has its say in this Issue -- Mr Daniel not minding his position in this Section ought to face the Wrath of the Law! angry angry

Dear Eminent Speaker, i hereby table this Bill to be debated On the punishment necessary for the MOD!

Thank You cool
house if u want us to treat this bill say "aye"
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by lilkech(m): 10:01pm On Apr 06, 2012
i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra central


i move against the motion
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Killz1(m): 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2012
lilkech: i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra central


i move against the motion
Does it matter? The Nigerian senate is sitting, not Biafra. . .
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by lilkech(m): 10:34pm On Apr 06, 2012
Killz.:

Does it matter? The Nigerian senate is sitting, not Biafra. . .


since nigeria decided to lockdown & direct the affairs of biafra it was resolved that the nigerian senate observe the presence of their representative.


it seems you are new in the house . . . if not you would recall most past agendas at our sittings


i still move against any disciplinary action against the MOD


he has deposited OUR bribe ($40million) into MY swiss account, i will arrange for my banker to share and disburse your individual share to your various doorsteps

so scrap the bill and inform your gatemen and thugs to expect the bullion vans this week
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2012
lilkech:


since nigeria decided to lockdown & direct the affairs of biafra it was resolved that the nigerian senate observe the presence of their representative.


it seems you are new in the house . . . if not you would recall most past agendas at our sittings


i still move against any disciplinary action against the MOD


he has deposited OUR bribe ($40million) into MY swiss account, i will arrange for my banker to share and disburse your individual share to your various doorsteps

so scrap the bill and inform your gatemen and thugs to expect the bullion vans this week
senator odika and chukwunariego pls lets act mature in handling issues. And who is that aboki making call in d house? undecided
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2012
Speaker if the House fails to attend to my proposed Bill i would have no other Choice than to put Off ma Kaftan and Start Up a Shaolin Fight here starting first wiv that Annoying CPC's Sexkillz angry angry angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 9:47pm On Apr 07, 2012
El Guapo: Speaker if the House fails to attend to my proposed Bill i would have no other Choice than to put Off ma Kaftan and Start Up a Shaolin Fight here starting first wiv that Annoying CPC's Sexkillz angry angry angry
easy senator, it hasnt come to that. Besides, we just bought those plastic chairs undecided. Dont worry we will treat ur bill.
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by jackpot(f): 7:31am On Apr 08, 2012
El Guapo:



Haba! See as Una jxt Line Up Dey Wait ma Bill -- Anyway Itz bout the Last Jamb that was Held some weeks ago -- Reports has it that some Centers Esp Around Egbeda and Igando areas of Lagos witnessed a Great deal of Malpractices and as fate would have it Our Own MOD Dani1luv was found Guilty of the Act! angry angry

As the Rule Of Law has its say in this Issue -- Mr Daniel not minding his position in this Section ought to face the Wrath of the Law! angry angry

Dear Eminent Speaker, i hereby table this Bill to be debated On the punishment necessary for the MOD!

Thank You cool
grin grin
saddler: Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service?
grin grin
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 10:04am On Mar 22, 2013
The house is open once again. cheesy.
All senators should assemble at the senate house. I heard the president is planning to subsidize petrol again. Whats your take on it? I think we should delibrate on this issue and come out with something that will be beneficial to us and our 10th generation. cool. Senators! Whats your take on this issue?
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2013
xynerise: The house is open once again. cheesy.
All senators should assemble at the senate house. I heard the president is planning to subsidize petrol again. Whats your take on it? I think we should delibrate on this issue and come out with something that will be beneficial to us and our 10th generation. cool. Senators! Whats your take on this issue?

**Walks farther Up and takes his favorite seat beside Sen Chukwunaeriego**

GoodAfternoon My fellow Lawmakers!

After a Lengthy break, its my pleasure to welcome back everyone of u to this Credible house - Where we Stampede on issues and leave them Scattered!

Before i voice my Iota on the presidency subsidizing the Petrol again, i'd want the house to help me plead with the Speaker Xynerise, to brush off the akin soup remnant on his hair - He must have taken a Quick shower undecided
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Ben13: 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2013
I'm not a senator. I'm the President of the federal republic. So where are the thieves?? grin
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 1:45pm On Mar 22, 2013
El Guapo:

**Walks farther Up and takes his favorite seat beside Sen Chukwunaeriego**

GoodAfternoon My fellow Lawmakers!

After a Lengthy break, its my pleasure to welcome back everyone of u to this Credible house - Where we Stampede on issues and leave them Scattered!

Before i voice my Iota on the presidency subsidizing the Petrol again, i'd want the house to help me plead with the Speaker Xynerise, to brush off the akin soup remnant on his hair - He must have taken a Quick shower undecided
Those are grey hairs antelope. You better focus angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by xynerise: 1:46pm On Mar 22, 2013
Ben-10:
I'm not a senator. I'm the President of the federal republic. So where are the thieves?? grin
Imposter angry
Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Nobody: 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2013
Ben-10:
I'm not a senator. I'm the President of the federal republic. So where are the thieves?? grin

Small boy wey no dey wear Sandals go School! angry

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