PapaBrowne: Hope he loves my new clothes
Scene 1
Lady: Hi Honey, how do I look in my new clothes??

Guy1: Honestly, you have gotten way too fat. Gosh, you need to loose some weight oh!!(TRUE)
Whispers to self.... [i]I need to get her a gym membership!![/i]

Lady: Takes off clothes, refuses to go out and starts hating on him!!

Scene 2
Lady: Hi Honey, how do I look in my new clothes??

Guy2: Oh honey, you look so beautiful!! Just love the way it sits on your handles!! Woah marry me already!!(FALSE)
Whispers to self.... Omo, this girl don dey fat anyhow oh. Need to start plotting my exit!

Lady: Kisses him, wears her shoes goes out and tells all her friends that she will soon be married!!


over make sense broda



My point is, ladies always tend to prefer the lies guys tell them!! Still a mystery to me. Many guys lie because ladies love to hear the lies.
So yes, guys lie more than girls but mainly because girls encourage it.

bin gbagbo: is it the guyz or the ladies?
from my sincerest point of view i think its the ladies.
can you imagine that my ex once came home in boxer shorts(guys)
i asked her n her answer was "i slipped". how is this possible.my friend told me once he caught his woman in bed with another man and she explained that they were cousins n were only playing, can u believe this??

whatz ur take??

~Killz~:
Guys. . . Because they believe they are the head and have the irrevocable rights to misbehave anytime they feel like.

joelala: why do good girls love BAD GUYS? simply becos bad guys tell MAD LIES......GBAM!

olajide_07:
Not my section but I just know killz is female so also 190 if not they wish they could be or probably they are tran.s..e.x.u.al trying to become women

You are an obfuscated fool!

Gaiden k: A man will lie only when he is trying to convince a woman because he knows women are too emotional to handle d truth,but women on the oda hand lie abt EVERYTHING,start with dia hair,eye lashes,nails and if u watch a gal making a phoney call ud be amazed,they lie abt EVEN their ages,once a gal reaches 25 she starts counting backwards,if I continue eh...

~Killz~:

I believe most people still have a mishmash discombobulated view about what love is. . . How will a sane person "love" bad?

joelala:

the fact that u LOVE only stuffs that are GOOD, dsnt mean other shld go the same way.

joeydozzy: This is a pointless thread cos guys will say girls and girls-guys. So if I weren't biased,i would say guys.

XtremeBase:

This!

~Killz~:

You are a Fool!
How many punny have you gotten for not supporting them? Was i the only one that said it's guys that lie the most, you fool? How much of women have you seen, and has the amount of women you've seen made you less dumb, fool?

High_Chief:

I have told you before that I have more gals than clothes, stop looking for love online. Its sad you are still too [size=13pt]amaeture[/size] to decode so many lies gals do tell. Boy, am not ready to join issues with you now cos it seems you enjoy it when people pay attention to your stupidity, but take my advise. Stop lickin gals arrssee on NL just to get your dicckk oiled.

~Killz~:

amaeture? WTF is amaeture? You can't even spell. . . What a dumbass. Everyone has more gals than clothes on Nairaland, so shut tha fcck up about that and try a new line. . . All your dumbass mates have upgraded their stupidity, what you waiting for? You are a fool, for demanding my attention, and pitiably whining when i give it to you. . . dumb fcck! You can't handle me, so stick you little tail behind your wobbly legs and scamper off to mama. . . NEXT!

u dis jumbo size pop corn for imbeciles,i thot by now u wld hve learned to relate with members with a little respect.......... i see u r still d same unprivileged rag dt enjoys d riches nl has to offer becuz in real life u r better than an abandoned street dog by 2%.......... Come wont you get a degree for real why waste ya time online. u know u could learn alot by just selling zobo close to d window of a public primary as long as d parents have watchful eyes. we both know how u get when u see kids, dt emotions is uncontrollable ..................................... u dis adams oshimole in hot pants, half top and timberland boots with dt ya quater past okoro eyes, no go carry understanding mathematics dey blow grammar when ya mates done build house for villa............u dis abraham adesanya of forbes 0.000 of nairaland county, beta pple dey talk, church rat sef wan belong. mumurudin.

echo- bee:
guys guys guys

anonymus11:

u dis jumbo size pop corn for imbeciles,i thot by now u wld hve learned to relate with members with a little respect.......... i see u r still d same unprivileged rag dt enjoys d riches nl has to offer becuz in real life u r better than an abandoned street dog by 2%.......... Come wont you get a degree for real why waste ya time online. u know u could learn alot by just selling zobo close to d window of a public primary as long as d parents have watchful eyes. we both know how u get when u see kids, dt emotions is uncontrollable ..................................... u dis adams oshimole in hot pants, half top and timberland boots with dt ya quater past okoro eyes, no go carry understanding mathematics dey blow grammar when ya mates done build house for villa............u dis abraham adesanya of forbes 0.000 of nairaland county, beta pple dey talk, church rat sef wan belong. mumurudin.

~Killz~:

amaeture? WTF is amaeture? You can't even spell. . . What a dumbass. Everyone has more gals than clothes on Nairaland, so shut tha fcck up about that and try a new line. . . All your dumbass mates have upgraded their stupidity, what you waiting for? You are a fool, for demanding my attention, and pitiably whining when i give it to you. . . dumb fcck! You can't handle me, so stick you little tail behind your wobbly legs and scamper off to mama. . . NEXT!

Nairaboi: dis mumu pink lips, anyanwu eyes albino call kills.i told u to start learning to come out stay under sunlight(very important) for the development of ur vital organs. U refused! Now see where it has lead you to. . .

Ozioma49: killz really getting murdered here o

anonymus11:

u dis jumbo size pop corn for imbeciles,i thot by now u wld hve learned to relate with members with a little respect.......... i see u r still d same unprivileged rag dt enjoys d riches nl has to offer becuz in real life u r better than an abandoned street dog by 2%.......... Come wont you get a degree for real why waste ya time online. u know u could learn alot by just selling zobo close to d window of a public primary as long as d parents have watchful eyes. we both know how u get when u see kids, dt emotions is uncontrollable ..................................... u dis adams oshimole in hot pants, half top and timberland boots with dt ya quater past okoro eyes, no go carry understanding mathematics dey blow grammar when ya mates done build house for villa............u dis abraham adesanya of forbes 0.000 of nairaland county, beta pple dey talk, church rat sef wan belong. mumurudin.

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