Ibime:
Chelseafan1 re: your profile pic, are you the ninja on the left or the ninja on the right?

If you ask me I would say you are the ninja on the right.

bigkesh:
Can't understand sarcasm.... Can't make one.....Obviously can't code a girl even on a faceless forum...




In 2016



Lmao!!

A mordern PC with Windows 300AD

hariorh:


Well, she does look like Rihanna... albeit, the iyana-ipaja version

Chelseafan1:


Chestar dear, has anyone told you that you look like Rihanna.?

Chestar5:
RLC took part in a Q&A yesterday on facebook...
Below are some of his answers to some question:

Q: Who do u compare yourself to in the team?

A: Nemanja Matic

Q: What do u have to say about John Terry?

A: He is Brilliant, being with chelsea for so long and he is a fantastic defender and skipper



Q: So what do u do before evry game?



A: I watch movies a lil, try not t waste my energy and then i have a good nyt rest


Q: So who is your role model?


A: I dont really have a specific one, but i'd say Zindane because he is smooth with the ball..

Q: How do u feel about ur first goal against scunthrope? Do you think you can be a chelsea legend?


A: I can see it in my mind, ..... I didnt know what to do, i just jumped. It was an amazing feeling..
Yes, i can.



Q: What was ur proudest moment?


A: making my debut against sporting lisbon


Q: Who is the funniest in the chelsea team?


A: It is obviously Diego costa, even though he cant speak English much.. The way he behaves is really very funny..

lordfalcao:
sarcasm too bad

VanjoshIII:

atleast if d fool (diego costa) cant score goals...he makes d young lads laff... Money well spent.. Emenalo should tink of signing basketmouth too

Chestar5:

dis ur signature tho ...

coded01:










Terry things...

Nihilist:


This is sarcasm?


Bro you are the same nuisance that was organising with that 40 year old fool to troll Nairaland threads. To make matters worse, your partner in foolery came here to expose your stupidity, forcing you to deactivate your account in shame.

You know say water don pass garri, when a madman drags his fellow madman to asylum for treatment..

You gave public apologies then, just as you have today...but unfortunately nothing has changed.

You were foolish then, you're still as foolish now. The sad part is that you're not even 40, so its guaranteed that you will still be foolish even on judgment day.

Anyway, you've apologised.

Apology accepted.

VanjoshIII:

atleast if d fool (diego costa) cant score goals...he makes d young lads laff... Money well spent.. Emenalo should tink of signing basketmouth too

SailorXY:
boda nihilist, what's this downside up story about your birth making the rounds?

nonsoroyalty:

chill am not that good with insults were u born upside down or not thats all i ask?

nonsoroyalty:

the name is nihilist, terry nihilist

SailorXY:
boda nihilist, what's this downside up story about your birth making the rounds?

coded01:

Indirect Shots fired by a rival fan...

Bimffo:
Ivanovic just signed a Year contract. Full details at Chelsea website.

ElFenomeno1:


The shittiest full back in the history of the round leather game has been given yet another year to showcase his tomfoolery. Fantastic
I can't wait have you lousy prats for Sunday dinner!!!

Bimffo:


STFU idiot! None of Your Right full backs in the last 10 Years can lace Ivanovic's right leg Boot. And dont dare mention Bellegrin.

We will know who is lousy by Sunday.

AdeLaNa1:
Most useless right back in history of footie but ur team has Debuchy.
When would dis nigga grow some sense??

ElFenomeno1:


The shittiest full back in the history of the round leather game has been given yet another year to showcase his tomfoolery. Fantastic
I can't wait have you lousy prats for Sunday dinner!!!

Tval:
WW3 live and direct

JigsawKillah:



Iva > All Arsenal Defenders combined in the last 8 years


Oloshi