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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 9:02am On Apr 01, 2017
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LordEmperoris1(m): 10:07am On Apr 01, 2017
100% fixed and sure match a life time changing booking number this match was given to me by trusted source Booking Number: 3NTJFHM
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 11:04am On Apr 01, 2017
LordEmperoris1:
100% fixed and sure match a life time changing booking number this match was given to me by trusted source Booking Number: 3NTJFHM
April Fool right?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 12:39pm On Apr 01, 2017
Mane = Baller.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
The 2 Liverpool goals is an evidence of how inefficient tackle is as a Defensive tactic

See the tackle of Gana on Mane and Coutinho that took him out of the game when he could have just put his body in their way

https://my.mixtape.moe/jgjyue.mp4

https://my.mixtape.moe/uqdhyw.mp4
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 1:10pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:
The Coutinho goal is an evidence of how inefficient tackle is as a Defensive tactic

See the tackle of Gana on Coutinho that took him out of the game when he could have just put his body in Countinhos way

https://my.mixtape.moe/jgjyue.mp4

You have been running around since yesterday, come to that Man utd thread and defend your stupiid logic.

Wait, I'll bring it here for you to explain.



raumdeuter:


It will do you a lot of good to slow down because one thing about stats

Mhkitaryan thats a bench warmer 7 goals 5 assists in 1642 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 136mins

Hazard that is a starter 11 goals 5 assists 2400 mins played in all comps. meaning he contributes to goal every 150mins

Now tell us how a bench warmer Mhkitaryan is posting better stats than Hidden regular starter Hazard



airmark:
Where's that apari raumdeuter to come and defend his stvpid logic? Have asked him since early morn. I have seen some mumu manure fans using same goals/assists per mins stats to ask questions about hazard. We should murk this stvpid logic once and for all.



This is a stupid conclusion that defines how wack your knowledge of football is.

Iheanacho has 7 goals and 3 assists in 842 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 85mins

Ibrahimovic has 26 goals and 9 assists in 3480 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 100mins

Lukaku has 22 goals and 7 assists in 2637 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 90 mins



Now tell us how a bench warmer Iheanacho is posting better stats than regular starters ibrahimovic and lukaku ?

Based on your i.diotic logic, iheanacho >>>>lukaku >>>ibrahimovic


Your time starts now is almost ending nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cheesy





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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:14pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
You have been running around since yesterday, come to that Man utd thread and defend your stupiid logic.

Wait, I'll bring it here for you to explain.

You and your master are extremely foolish. Since Tuesday we have been looking for you to place a bet instead ran away
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 1:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


You and your master are extremely foolish. Since Tuesday we have been looking for you to place a bet instead ran away

Weyrey alaso, prove ur stupiid logic, forget about bets.
How come Iheanacho is posting better stats than Ibra and Lukaku, according to you Iheanacho is better than those guys.

Can u see how extremely foolish you are. You will just be jumping up and down like Puma posting nonsense all over the board.


raumdeuter:


It will do you a lot of good to slow down because one thing about stats

Mhkitaryan thats a bench warmer 7 goals 5 assists in 1642 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 136mins

Hazard that is a starter 11 goals 5 assists 2400 mins played in all comps. meaning he contributes to goal every 150mins

Now tell us how a bench warmer Mhkitaryan is posting better stats than Hidden regular starter Hazard



airmark:
Where's that apari raumdeuter to come and defend his stvpid logic? Have asked him since early morn. I have seen some mumu manure fans using same goals/assists per mins stats to ask questions about hazard. We should murk this stvpid logic once and for all.



This is a stupid conclusion that defines how wack your knowledge of football is.

Iheanacho has 7 goals and 3 assists in 842 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 85mins

Ibrahimovic has 26 goals and 9 assists in 3480 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 100mins

Lukaku has 22 goals and 7 assists in 2637 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 90 mins



Now tell us how a bench warmer Iheanacho is posting better stats than regular starters ibrahimovic and lukaku ?

Based on your i.diotic logic, iheanacho >>>>lukaku >>>ibrahimovic


Your time starts now is almost ending nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cheesy





Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:20pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Weyrey alaso, prove ur stupiid logic, forget about bets.
How come Iheanacho is posting better stats than Ibra and Lukaku, according to you Iheanacho is better than those guys.

Can u see how extremely foolish you are. You will just be jumping up and down like Puma posting nonsense all over the board.

How do one prove logic to idiotss like you? The one you should have stayed in class to learn you were running around the whole OAU licking asses of men and women all over

Thats why you will call yourself a graduate and on this forum you are the most senseless after airmark

One thing I didnt ask though did you enter Ife with UME or with remedial and pre-degree
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 1:24pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


How do one prove logic to idiotss like you? The one you should have stayed in class to learn you were running around the whole OAU licking asses of men and women all over

Thats why you will call yourself a graduate and on this forum you are the most senseless after airmark

One thing I didnt ask though did you enter Ife with UME or with remedial and pre-degree


LOL, bla bla bla, thank God u have been exposed, everyone can see how stupiid u really are, how senseless and base less your judgement of the game really is.

Iheanacho is better than Ibra and Lukaku.


Raumdeuter (foolish old man) 2017 grin grin

When you have been found out, you start foaming in the mouth like an epileptic patient.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
LOL, bla bla bla, thank God u have been exposed, everyone can see how stupiid u really are, how senseless and base less your judgement of the game really is.
Iheanacho is better than Ibra and Lukaku.
When you have been found out, you start foaming in the mouth like an epileptic patient.
Ramdeuter (foolish old man) 2017 grin grin

You keep showing us how you are the most idiottic poster of all age group. See Kesh he is younger than you and smarter see the content of his posts and the thought that go into it, Then look at yours and see how ridiculous you always sound, No thought no brain, no process, Just garbage all day

With that much shit coming out of your mouth, your anus will be very jealous
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 1:29pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


You keep showing us how you are the most idiottic poster of all age group. See Kesh he is younger than you and smarter see the content of his posts and the thought that go into it, Then look at yours and see how ridiculous you always sound, No thought no brain, no process, Just garbage all day

With that much shit coming out of your mouth, your anus will be very jealous

LOL, I wasn't the one who said that Iheanacho is better than Lukaku and Ibra.







One shameless apari old man did.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:32pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
LOL, I wasn't the one who said that Iheanacho is better than Lukaku and Ibra.
One shameless apari old man did.

grin grin grin

Who mentioned Iheanacho, Lukaku and Ibra? Even if you arent the one who said it, You have made yourself the official foool who is the loudspeaker behind what anyone posts

Look at your life, you cant come up with anything, the only thing you are good at is to repeat everything said till fade, I have seen empty echo chambers with more nous than you. A full grown man whose only job in life is to be a yes man

You have finished school when will you go out to look for a job, you can get someone to tell you what to repeat at job interviews
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 1:39pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


Who mentioned Iheanacho, Lukaku and Ibra? Even if you arent the one who said it, You have made yourself the official foool who is the loudspeaker behind what anyone posts

Look at your life, you cant come up with anything, the only thing you are good at is to repeat everything said till fade, I have seen empty echo chambers with more nous than you. A full grown man whose only job in life is to be a yes man

You have finished school when will you go out to look for a job, you can get someone to tell you what to repeat at job interviews

Lol, arindin, not everyone is meant to answer yes sir, yes sir like you are used to...I don't expect you to know this anyways.




Why this thing kon dey pain u like ds, are u angry cos u have been exposed, ur logic is flawed, you need to change ur ways, very soon ull become a father.


Your mates are already fathers, ur own is to come on nairaland and jump from one thread to another forming what I don't know, go to the nearest brothel to knack public toilet, when will you grow up?


Apari, alainironu, baldness is affecting ur brain, u need to start considering surgery grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SeekinAttention(f): 1:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


You keep showing us how you are the most idiottic poster of all age group. See Kesh he is younger than you and smarter see the content of his posts and the thought that go into it, Then look at yours and see how ridiculous you always sound, No thought no brain, no process, Just garbage all day

With that much shit coming out of your mouth, your anus will be very jealous


Apari don vex!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:53pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Apari, alainironu, baldness is affecting ur brain, u need to start considering surgery grin grin

Dayo, alainironu cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Easy o, show some respect. Meanwhile, egbon dayo why u dey get unsettled cases like nigerian courts? . Last week it was '' tacklers only tackle to correct their mistakes''. This week it's another, only God knows what you are cooking next. Easy egbon apari, dont choke us. cheesy
In other news, who can predict our game correct score?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 2:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:
The 2 Liverpool goals is an evidence of how inefficient tackle is as a Defensive tactic

See the tackle of Gana on Mane and Coutinho that took him out of the game when he could have just put his body in their way

https://my.mixtape.moe/jgjyue.mp4

https://my.mixtape.moe/uqdhyw.mp4

You didn't see that Coutinho completely bamboozled his markers Abi?

Or was there a clear road to goal that Coutinho followed?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
Nihilist:
You didn't see that Coutinho completely bamboozled his markers Abi?

Or was there a clear road to goal that Coutinho followed?

There was no need for Gana to go down there another DM will simply put his body on his path. Going down took him out immediately and gave Coutinho a way to the CBs
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 2:19pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


There was no need for Gana to go down there another DM will simply put his body on his path. Going down took him out immediately and gave Coutinho a way to the CBs

N.a. lie jor.

See the screenshots just before Coutinho started his run.

Gueye has blocked everywhere. Coutinho did not have space to move into. He faced up to Gana and did a quick skill that forced the guy to attempt a tackle. Infact Coutinho did a stop and start. You can't show out a skilful attacker running at you. You just have to attempt the tackle.

There was literally nothing else Gueye could have done there.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
Nihilist:


N.a. lie jor.
See the screenshots just before Coutinho started his run.
Gueye has blocked everywhere. Coutinho did not have space to move into. He faced up to Gana and did a quick skill that forced the guy to attempt a tackle. Infact Coutinho did a stop and start. You can't show out a skilful attacker running at you. You just have to attempt the tackle.

There was literally nothing else Gueye could have done there.

At this point the ball is still up for both parties, Stay on your feet try to run across that path but he went down and was out of the play totally

Gueye is so tackle dependent in his play and he always makes it the first option another DM even Mikel will cover that ball better than going to the round

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:32pm On Apr 01, 2017
This is the first goal too, Gueye instict is to always go down and he missed on mane again

The 1st goal isnt only down to him, There were a series of stuffs that still led to that goal but showing his first choice every time is to go down

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 2:35pm On Apr 01, 2017
raumdeuter:


At this point the ball is still up for both parties, Stay on your feet try to run across that path but he went down and was out of the play totally


What is this guy saying?

At this point, Coutinho has already don his skill and gone. Coutinho is clearly faster than Gueye. That move happened in the space of a yard or two. You think this is playstation where you can just magically teleport into your opponents path.

Geuye only had two choices there. Tackle or foul.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 2:52pm On Apr 01, 2017
Kante, fabregas, matic starting smiley
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 2:56pm On Apr 01, 2017
airmark:
Kante, fabregas, matic starting smiley

Is Fab playing right wing or what?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 2:59pm On Apr 01, 2017
Nihilist:


Is Fab playing right wing or what?

Ofcourse. Pedro replaced moses.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 3:05pm On Apr 01, 2017
Fabregas is just one hell of a passer.

Hazard is a boss.



One foolish, shameless apari will soon come and tell us Hazard dribbles senselessly.

Hazard assist jare.



Ibime, just look at that Fabregas long pass bruh. grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon(m): 3:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
Golazoooo!!!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:07pm On Apr 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Fabregas is just a passer

Hazard is a boss.



One foolish, shameless apari will soon come and tell us Hazard dribbles senselessly.

Hazard assist jare.



Ibime, just look at that Fabregas long pass bruh. grin grin



cheesy cheesy cheesy

You used one stone to kill two birds. Dayo is shameless.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 3:08pm On Apr 01, 2017
Sharp sharp hotel.

No time
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 3:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
Matic should be blamed there. Y'all watch the replay.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon(m): 3:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
See gobe oo. Zaha makes it 1-1
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 3:10pm On Apr 01, 2017
Ahh.

Hotel.

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