lalaboi:

If i talk now you go say onething onething. .

You never invite anybody here for one yeye BBm group before o

Carry go bros. go n soun

Wetin concern crayfish with whale? Dem dey d same water mean say dem b the same?

Make we leave dat matter.... u on bbm? wud luv to ve u guys on my list too

With Di Maria presently available, I wish Chelsea needs a winger

Dhelake: Lmao, When did you open BBM group for this thread??

Common sense will tell u wen I d bbm group was created

Dhelake: With Di Maria presently available, I wish Chelsea needs a winger

That's so Impossible... I just pray he goes to psg.... as at today no offer from manutd yet

Dhelake: With Di Maria presently available, I wish Chelsea needs a winger

If I was Mou I would sign him up strata and send Salah to the Egyptian Marines...then sell Willian to Manyoo for 30 million

Win Win Win

chelseabmw:


Hi dear..... welcome to our group ..Your contributions will be highly welcome.. are u on bbm? do u mind to join our group on bbm?

It feels gud to ve u around.

but you know say devil don dey soak your cane in kerosene mixed with Ebola fluids? he just dey wait make your sin reach rooftop, btw, na netel level it dey now.

Nihilist:

If I was Mou I would sign him up strata and send Salah to the Egyptian Marines...then sell Willian to Manyoo for 30 million

Win Win Win

This is why you are not Mou

Weird thing is, The wantaway Madrid pair are exactly what Arsenal need at the minute.

Sanchez moves central and displaces Giroud, Di Maria and Walcott do their things on the flanks, with Khedira and Ramsey bossing central midfield.

They could actually win the league on the back of these two signings alone...

Dhelake: This is why you are not Mou

Erm, I am not Mou because I was a sperm in an African nutsack a few decades after Mou was born....

Nihilist: Weird thing is, The wantaway Madrid pair are exactly what Arsenal need at the minute.

Sanchez moves central and displaces Giroud, Di Maria and Walcott do their things on the flanks, with Khedira and Ramsey bossing central midfield.

They could actually win the league on the back of these two signings alone...

The two would cost like 60-70m, They can't afford that, most especially their wages

Dhelake: The two would cost like 60-70m, They can't afford that, most especially their wages

If I hear...

Madrid did not register Khedira in ANY competitions this season and both players have put in transfer requests which means that they have waived any loyalty bonuses due, further reducing their cost price...

Reports suggest that Di Maria is being hawked about for around 30 million and Khedira cannot cost more than 10

AirborneLacer:

It's glaring clear, they're placing experience above everyother thing.

It's not just Urby. They've got Maicon, Totti, De Rossi, Balzaretti, Cole, Keita, Borriello and De Sanctis - these lot are all doing 30plus and are all first team members.

Nihilist and Dhelake are surprised that a Destro and Nando swap deal is being talked up but heck I'm not.

Roma are building a team of pensioners, Torres would just be the pretty one in the mix!

I don't know what is it with Italians and these old folks! Is it that they don't know that e get where experience dey turn liability. AC Milan still have Muntari and Essien on their books for goodness sake!

If they are phoolish enough to give you Destro for Torres take the offer and run!!!!!

Friday Morning Quiz.

You are trapped in a locked room with a Tiger, a Lion, and Pataki.
The keys to the room are hanging from the ceiling just out of your jumping reach.
You have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What would you do?


I suspect that in such a situation, I would shoot Pataki.

Twice.

Is it just me?

Nihilist: Friday Morning Quiz.

You are trapped in a locked room with a Tiger, a Lion, and Pataki.
The keys to the room are hanging from the ceiling just out of your jumping reach.
You have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What would you do?


I suspect that in such a situation, I would shoot Pataki.

Twice.

Is it just me?

I will also shoot him twice and Use the Gun's bottom to Smash his head futher more..

Nihilist: Friday Morning Quiz.

You are trapped in a locked room with a Tiger, a Lion, and Pataki.
The keys to the room are hanging from the ceiling just out of your jumping reach.
You have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What would you do?


I suspect that in such a situation, I would shoot Pataki.

Twice.


Is it just me?

Shoot Pataki twice and feed him to the Lion and Tiger. . .

lalaboi:

Shoot Pataki twice and feed him to the Lion and Tiger. . .

Mr Pantaki is officially d one we hv to shred into bits at the end of the season if their shitty team fail to win spoon..

I will use the two bullets to shoot him on both knees so that the lion and tiger can have him

Bimfo:

I will also shoot him twice and Use the Gun's bottom to Smash his head futher more..

O boy...

Your vexation is a terrible thing.

lalaboi:
Shoot Pataki twice and feed him to the Lion and Tiger. . .

My thoughts exactly

this early morning, you guys are looking for pataki wahala!

Pataki where are thou?

IBIME!!!

Eat this!!!! . . . Lwkmd

Who is a Confused coach?
- A coach who sold a promising striker(Lukaku)and brought a dead striker(Drogba)
- A coach who released their all time best midfielder(Lampard) and kept a snail(Mikel)
- A coach who claims to be the best but will be trophiless for the 3rd consecutive season
- A coach who wants to destroy their best goalkeeper(Cech) for an overrated average goalkeeper(Courtois)
Dead club with stupid fans


I saw this and remembered Ibime and all chealsea's
stoooopid fans

Nihilist: Friday Morning Quiz.

You are trapped in a locked room with a Tiger, a Lion, and Pataki.
The keys to the room are hanging from the ceiling just out of your jumping reach.
You have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What would you do?


I suspect that in such a situation, I would shoot Pataki.

Twice.

Is it just me?

Ninny, you posted this gobbledygook at 06:57am?! And you are the same Ninny claiming to have a job on the ManScum thread?

hawtboi: Mr Pantaki is officially d one we hv to shred into bits at the end of the season if their shitty team fail to win spoon..

OLODO OSHI. This is why you Chelsea goats continue to be the butt of all sorts of jokes in the football world. Is there a factory where they actually refine the immaculate inanity, you goats continue to spew/bleat all across the internet?

Beginning of the season, we already won something.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1645501_arsenal-team-celeb-shield_ashx_jpegb064c02dd25e169c3e40993be0f13fc3[/img]

Now show us the ''tumbler'' your useless MOANINGHOE has won, or would even dare to win by the end of the season.

homesteady: this early morning, you guys are looking for pataki wahala!
Pataki where are thou?

Leave them. When I pounce on them, that is when they will realize Pataki is looking for attention.


Lion dey lie fallow, na mosquito wan kan wake am up.

Please guys, where can i download or watch Premier League highlights apart from YouTube?

Nihilist:

If I hear...

Madrid did not register Khedira in ANY competitions this season and both players have put in transfer requests which means that they have waived any loyalty bonuses due, further reducing their cost price...

Reports suggest that Di Maria is being hawked about for around 30 million and Khedira cannot cost more than 10

The only being hawked is Khedira, you don't hawk a player that have 4years left, Kroos had one year left and was sold for 25m, not in this market will Madrid sell Khedira for less than 15m

Pataki:

Ninny, you posted this gobbledygook at 06:57am?! And you are the same Ninny claiming to have a job on the ManScum thread?

I was already on the Virgin direct train from Northampton to London Euston at 6:42 in the morning...sipping a hot coffee and thinking how nice it would be to feed your body to tigers and lions

Nihilist:

I was already on the Virgin direct train from Northampton to London Euston at 6:42 in the morning...sipping a hot coffee and thinking how nice it would be to feed your body to tigers and lions

Oh oh! You are one of those 'railuuuway' dirt pickers!

Some pple go dey yarn dust sometimes, wen Man utd won community shield at the beginning of last season, they considered them trophyless after they won nothing at d end of last season, the same goes to Barca that won their league's super cup. This Mourinho some crayfish said he's third year without a trophy won Spanish Supercup in 2012/2013 season.

Pataki:

Oh oh! You are one of those 'railuuuway' dirt pickers!

Peep the train ticket

Anyway, now you know that most of us here would rather shoot you with their last bullet even when confronted with danger from lion and tiger attacks.

How does that make you feel?

Tval: Some pple go dey yarn dust sometimes, wen Man utd won community shield at the beginning of last season, they considered them trophyless after they won nothing at d end of last season, the same goes to Barca that won their league's super cup. This Mourinho some crayfish said he's third year without a trophy won Spanish Supercup in 2012/2013 season.

Super cup isn't a major trophy

barackohandso: Super cup isn't a major trophy

The same thing as charity cup.

Dhelake: The two would cost like 60-70m, They can't afford that, most especially their wages

There is no way this is possible under the current circumstances.