1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent sexual life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.
13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.
Thanks in advance. Your future Charly

hahhah....lovely!!

No7. Me liky!!

Naija Aboki: 1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent sexual life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.
13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.
Thanks in advance. Your future Charly

hmmmmm
Bt op nawa for uu,if dis is all u lookin out for in wifey den oyo for u oo

And what is nice about what he has posted? some are true but majority reeks of chauvinism.

1. so poster you will feel threatened if your woman has a PHD certificate

2. What is your business with her weavon? really ?

3. so you apprecuiate virgins hehn? and still go out to sleep with prostitutes!!! as if really you teach your women how to be good in bed.

4. so listening to Beyonce songs is now a sin

Poster i think you need to upgrade your thoughts, and come out of them, be ye separate from all this archaic mentality

This is why Aboki's shouldn't be allowed internet access. Dumbest post ever!

Lol @ moremi.

^^^^You guys are being too serious abeg! Take the joke and discard the rest...

For me, only numeber 7 is valid

This is hilarious! OP u can't be serious.
Lol at head tapping and medical genetics (in a country like Nigeria!).

Hahaha!!

What a wacky thread! @poster, me likey

Especially no. 14, re: hairnets

Hi lady's, you should know that a lot of truth is said in jest.
I love you all

Lol
Nice post- the sad sad reality is that this thinking reflects a large amount of men in our nation..

medical genetics should mean you can easily keep her at home. isnt that what you wanted in the first place.


U sure are one hell of a chauvinist

Nice sense of humour. You don't get that around anymore these days. Thanks for the breath of fresh air

Pls add this; since we are going to make you Mrs we don't expect you to pay 80% for "our" wedding. We are men and can take care of our bills.

We dnt want no independent woman so we prefer you working in Nigeria railway corporation that way we are sure you don't have more money than we do. You see we like broke, submissive women.

Really really funny. I've had a good laugh shaa but let me explain the hair tapping thing. Its not always because the hair is old or due, sometimes new hair extensions can be really itchy because the hair was pulled really hard while weaving leaving the scalp with tiny tiny rashes after fixing. So we have small sccinctilatious bites on the scalp, and then we tap!

common,keep it down...d poster was just being naughty.
U didnt mention africamagic and......

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ronkebp: And what is nice about what he has posted? some are true but majority reeks of chauvinism.

1. so poster you will feel threatened if your woman has a PHD certificate

2. What is your business with her weavon? really ?

3. so you apprecuiate virgins hehn? and still go out to sleep with prostitutes!!! as if really you teach your women how to be good in bed.

4. so listening to Beyonce songs is now a sin

Poster i think you need to upgrade your thoughts, and come out of them, be ye separate from all this archaic mentality

Sorry to burst your bubble but as a man I can boldly confirm that he is almost 100percent right. Why don't you try and get a PhD first or talk your sis into getting one and let's see how long she's gonna wait before she get's a man to walk her down the aisle. The truth is We men do not like competition and anything that seem's like emasculation we are quick to run far from it. And why will I be comfortable with a woman who is alway's singing about independent women and whatnot, it just confirms it that she will not be ready to give anything to hold her marriage together otherwise what does it actually mean for a lady to be independent me think's she is proud she does not have to depend on a man which is actually antithetical to whole concept of marriage. Now why do you think countries that there women are actually emancipated have the highest divorce rates? American, england, and the west in general and going thru a turbulent phase of societal and family constuct because they embraced this independent woman jargons and their societies have never been the same. I don't know why it's so difficult for some women to accept that their husbands are not their colleagues but actually their head. It's a divine order so let's stop fooling around. P.S . . . . . .pls do not aim below the belt when you are about to shoot me ronke. Thanks.

ronkebp: And what is nice about what he has posted? some are true but majority reeks of chauvinism.

1. so poster you will feel threatened if your woman has a PHD certificate

2. What is your business with her weavon? really ?

3. so you apprecuiate virgins hehn? and still go out to sleep with prostitutes!!! as if really you teach your women how to be good in bed.

4. so listening to Beyonce songs is now a sin

Poster i think you need to upgrade your thoughts, and come out of them, be ye separate from all this archaic mentality

Poster when you are ready to settle down, go to the most interior part of your village and pick one of your bush girls as a wife. So you have a complete housewife and of course a virgin. But please don't get tired of teaching her how to do everything and don't ever go outside to meet a pro.sti.tute when you want some good s£x.

Busy_body: Nice sense of humour. You don't get that around anymore these days. Thanks for the breath of fresh air

That number 7 is really something

Some peeps are dumb sha, getting worked up by this post. Thank God for the intelligent chics who realize the sense of humour here.

Lol. So true.

I think it is only a dumb person that will know another dumb person. If i choose not to see the humour in that post, i don't think is anybody's gari."to your tents O Israel".

I wish ronkebp could just chill out a bit.

I understand we all Ђα̲̅v̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣ our opinions.

Ronnie, loosen up honey.

jeffizy: I wish ronkebp could just chill out a bit. I understand we all Ђα̲̅v̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣ our opinions. Ronke, loosing up honey.

My dear am good.....i am everly chilling out.... am not a trouble maker....just hate to be cheated.

@poster, u just described d belief of a man who has insecurity and complex problem. I think an ignorant village gal best describe ur ideal woman. Pls,No hard feelings; just ♏γ̲̣̣̥ analysis.

Long story, i am 10 times more likely to marry a woman who firmly believes in these 5 words - "divorce is not an option".

Divorce is an option from a serial cheater and a wife beater.

blank: Lol. So true.

Seriously true?

Rubbish! and this is coming from a woman who is happily Married! with 2 degrees and beautiful children with my Wonderful Nigerian Husband.

get a phd? you go tay before you find husband..