This is funny! But i still learnt something even if it was a dream-joke!

because am reading this that means my helper is about to locate me very soon.....and i will surely post it on nairaland..God bless u all.

kemiola89: Oya bros go back to sleep, make sure you start work immediately dis time. Lolz

Will u employ me? i don't charge much, just $3,500 per month.

tyson55: Loooooooool!!!!



Wait a minute....did you finally Swallow the Eba or you were left wondering what could have been if it wasn't a dream?

salt too much for the soup, i use vex drink garri alone

dubem3: o mehn, you got me there oh!
I was already asking myself
'would i have returned the money?'
thanx for the joke, jare!
Hope say you use vex take Lama that Eba well well

Nna menn, na patience jonathan salt dem use cook the soup

olempe: I almost tot it was real. Good one from the poste, my dream dey always come to past, make me go dream too. Lmao. I almost tot it was real. Good one from the poste, my dream dey always come to past, make me go dream too. Lmao.

boneruns: @OP, U MUST BE A F.UCKING COPY CAT. You stole someone else's joke and u never made an attribution to the person. Why?

Na your joke? why u dey shout like say ashawo dupe you? see your mouth like ashawo handbag

blank: This kind of dream is the work of hunger. May u never go to sleep hungry again.

Amin.

I tell you, plus mosquitoes riot?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......LMAOF

honeric01:

Na your joke? why u dey shout like say ashawo dupe you? see your mouth like ashawo handbag

Thank God say u agree say u thief am from that Ashewo junction u dey visit regularly. Kip it up! Soon u go post ashewo pants here. Lol.

It's a big problem for Nigerians to continue thinking this way. Honesty not for honesty's sake, but for the benefits which follow. After rejecting the 2k USD offer, why jump to accept the Chevron offer? Or at least be super-excited by it? is that an indication the OP in this dreamy story is not doing so well after all, or is not confident of him/herself after all?
The pathetic thought process that encourages good for the sake of rewards (can one liken this to religion and heaven? ) must leave us before we have any chances at building a successful society!

sauer: It's a big problem for Nigerians to continue thinking this way. Honesty not for honesty's sake, but for the benefits which follow. After rejecting the 2k USD offer, why jump to accept the Chevron offer? Or at least be super-excited by it? is that an indication the OP in this dreamy story is not doing so well after all, or is not confident of him/herself after all?
The pathetic thought process that encourages good for the sake of rewards (can one liken this to religion and heaven? ) must leave us before we have any chances at building a successful society!

You mean in real life the poster should also turn down the job offer ;DFor him to have rejected the moneey($2000) show he is a good person,and his is not returning the bag for any benefit.Anybody can help to secure a good job

At least two friends posted it on their walls last week on facebook , don't know why people just carry things from other places and post it here pretending it's theirs

honeric01:

Na your joke? why u dey shout like say ashawo dupe you? see your mouth like ashawo handbag

Is it yours as well ?

boneruns:

Thank God say u agree say u thief am from that Ashewo junction u dey visit regularly. Kip it up! Soon u go post ashewo pants here. Lol.

U don wake up yet? i ask u, na u get the joke? yes or no?

apocalypse: At least two friends posted it on their walls last week on facebook , don't know why people just carry things from other places and post it here pretending it's theirs

Does the joke belong to them either? the fact that i posted it does not mean i own it, so why are you salivating? are we competing?

apocalypse:

Is it yours as well ?

I dey work already, you better prepare to go work before you get sacked.. is the joke yours?

Just reading half way through the first time i saw this joke,i already knew it was a made up story,it was just too good to be true.

Besides who carries that much cash around anyways?

sauer: It's a big problem for Nigerians to continue thinking this way. Honesty not for honesty's sake, but for the benefits which follow. After rejecting the 2k USD offer, why jump to accept the Chevron offer? Or at least be super-excited by it? is that an indication the OP in this dreamy story is not doing so well after all, or is not confident of him/herself after all?
The pathetic thought process that encourages good for the sake of rewards (can one liken this to religion and heaven? ) must leave us before we have any chances at building a successful society!

A pure pharisee speaking

freecocoa: Just reading half way through the first time i saw this joke,i already knew it was a made up story,it was just too good to be true.

Besides who carries that much cash around anyways?

Alot of people do, you just have to be at the right places to see these people.

Honesty is overrated, for real.

This na poor man dream!

honeric01:

I dey work already, you better prepare to go work before you get sacked.. is the joke yours?

You sure say you get work so ? I own my business , you are the one who might get sacked if your boss sees you posting thrash

honeric01:

Alot of people do, you just have to be at the right places to see these people.

Story,and you happen to be trekking back and found a bag containing $20,000 in Ajegunle where you live abi?

@Poster
LOL

chelseabmw: I be don dey vex for the poster say why e go return the money.

U think say everybody na barawo like you.

lol. I cant stop laughing. You really made my day

apocalypse:

You sure say you get work so ? I own my business , you are the one who might get sacked if your boss sees you posting thrash

I am my own boss, go figure!

freecocoa: Story,and you happen to be trekking back and found a bag containing $20,000 in Ajegunle where you live abi?

LOL, Ajegunle actually has places where rich men also reside, you really do not know much about AJEGUNLE.. but then i don't live there free coca cola giver

I can't stop laughing chei..

https://www.nairaland.com/929966/dream
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dani1luv: https://www.nairaland.com/929966/dream
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You're wrong, culled from FB status.