@Hybrid-X

'wanna battle x,take it to d breed/definitely we'll make it a brief-case!'

Nice one!

@Menike

'u are a tender bear to me/watch me tender u with a murder receipt'

'i done moved past ooz-class/im troop-gassed'

Wordplay + Multies = lyrikal Illness.

I.C.U son!

[center][b]
( Dblock)
Yo, u nikkers want to feel heat you aint feelin nuffin
came out your street, still smack nikkers who aint supportin
I'm the missing piece, the last part of the menace
give nikkers heat pas it round like the usher passes cash in the service
I'm the scream your girl never had when u smacked that
The knock out u never worked when u, jumped that or tourched that
So. You nikkers holla bak at your main man dblock.
Roughen up, toughen up beat down niggaz who hustle us
wtf is this World cup, no niggaz I recognise
yeah, wtf is a tourney if I aint there to harmonize it
Nikkers, I'm Rap's manager, yous aint nuffin but checkout bitches
Spend your whole life, makin mixtapes, I get a record deal without hitches
nikkers I passed time in the studio, u nikkers only passing methane
filthy nikkers, holla bak at the don, aint none of that Bull Shyte,



(Menike )
My punchline collection has a perfect connection to your face projection
So I'll leave you voteless - like your only battle in the bar brawlin section
I wouldn't be scared of this dark lord - if he was walkin' dead
Dblock spit venoms - I spit wat niggas call virus wit a lil bacteria
I'll leave you mental kid, rocking back like u was an aneorexic kid
This cat like a meat factory, I'm beatin you by the pounds bitch
Replenish or deminish ya exfoliated frame brain bitch
This grown man like Tina Turner, I more similar to Ike
I'ma drown u in 'embalming-fluid', find a 'casket' drop-you-in-it
Feel so happy and get out my dick n' piss on you-with-you-in-it
You ain't friendly-man, shove a 'spoon' down ur throat & 'force-feed' you this 'lyrical-medicine'
Nigga actin' so hard, we all knw he makes love with Elton John
Jack in ya face, I beat u wit a chinese pogo stick
Ashes to ashes, DUST to DUST we just opened you up like you a savings account TRUST FUND



[/b][/center]

@Menike
Wazz up hommz , am kinda busy dis dayz i will try and drop some ish later

Menike, could u pass me that mic, i need to spit some of that mic science. . .

Check this. . .


Lord i can't help but wonder/
from the 7th to infinity, you's the nth wonder/
9 months in the womb, love so unconditional/
played musical chords with my umbilical/
that luv. . .struck an arrow in my mother's heart like Cupid/
sparked a freestyle, flowed with the amniotic fluid/
. . .bars i kicked, mother felt in her stomach/
made her exclaim, "he's kickin' with a revv n spark"/
they say i came soon//made room in that ward/
the process had begun far before i spit that Lord/
major gains//labour pains when i broke that river/
think about it;bars kicked, then the freeflow, now how won't this boy deliver?/
the doc cut the umbilical. . .nah, he cut the mic~chord/
screamed my first battle cry with a might n force/
the 3rd month in a year and the 'smith was born/
the Word coming, but the smith's not done/
Moms was an English teacher, fed me verbs for breakfast/
. . .parts of speech, i break fast, with an ease of the A class/
in my baby fat hands, i held every word steadfast/
squeezed that vocal chord, ma already knew it/
spat my first rap lines '97 neva knew i could spit/
from then on, analysed it, sliced and diced it/
refined words till i could spit that precise spit/
the Wordsmith became gbade or gbade became the Wordsmith/
2 sides to a book, read it, the pen bleeds it with that God-spit/


thank you for paying attention, a gratifying lecture it has been. . .next on the Wordsmith's series of "The Mic Science", well, the 'smith would leave u posted, shall we. . .?

@alexpissu
u missin' out bro. drop that fire

[center]WORDSMITH pass the fire back

I drop norms that educate the blind, me no habla igles
I speak spanish now so I devour the nouns n' spit in diversity
Gather ya deadbody clown cus I rich the minority
Feather tha fan and magnify the great in me
Lock ya shine in a voodoo pot, that's right ya life is me
Pick the bluecheese crumbles that make me better than you
I pitch the masses that attract the deaf ears
Homie I'm what the ROC was before Dame and Jigga
Got the wordplay of a lyricist but I put murder to pen
Interact ya flatterin' concept wit the Pastor, Bishop, Pope and Iman
Nigga I'll leave u missing in the mist of aprons
Scary dude like a midget all u do is internet flirt with kids
I call u an NTA, Nigga wit a Transexual Attribute (NTA)
Ya lifestyle is a toothpick watch me pick it up an' eat
A general in the making y not u go check the I.D
Plus I got the lyrical punchline that makes a clean nigga smell like Ice fish[/center]

@menike

'ice-fish'? Watch me throw my pitch!

I-spit/live-hits/mad sharper than ice picks/
d sweeter life gets/as i discover where christ lives/in my most vital organ/christ sits on my mind-seat!

I regulate my mental/wt d divine as d central/
focus of my existence/dats fundamental!

E'day im soul survivin/i walk d talk,never drivin/
stay true to my callin/globe to globe,i stay travellin/
flossin wt d gospel/my holy soul keeps on thriving!

Word to d streets!/i bring God to d feenz!

To be continued.

@Menike and Wordsmith
Tight lines 


I don't rap 4 features peops look 4 my rap like treasures
who got game ? same question my ish bang is my pleasure
don't come battle moi cause you be eating your feet before my approach
am devilish in disguise i disgust u more like the coackraoch
Jesus coming was to feature in ma verse now ya fakers waitin 4 pass
This aint no rapture or Judgement tellin your am 1st in the class
Get the flames off your di*k before u post back at me  son
if ya must know i don't light up crack with matches i use d sun
Who said thread losing its taste like soured ogbono soup
there aint no boss in here senseless when niggaz think of coup
ya all should go back 2 ma book of  rhymes cause u missing da althem
best thing in life are free aint no 1 like me am a rare GEM
treat my verse like pregnancy cause u be at menopause
when you think you got  balls to throw the punches but u be tossed
Lastly just drank niggaz bloodz how come i aint infected
aids scared of me see ya need me more than condoms to be protected

hmmmm!!!!!!!!

walk wit ma cross-ing
heed to d masters voice-ing

my master plan
touch down on da promise land

spit in tongues kings don't undrstand
convert as many as i know i can

my rhymes swing arms like orang-utans
lace punch-lines in advance

my advance approach mc's re-proach
i stand on solid rock , .sink your boat

am righteous son . . so am r stay afloat
dry bones going to rise . . .evil flesh decompose

oppose what surpose to be worldly-glory
its a real cold world bro . . nobody told me

braking free son, . .even sin can't hold me
tot u should knw this . d end is near hope u noticed


SHALOM!!!!

see dem

ole

i had 2 take em out

I'm an MC like Mariah's initials.
Dont leave a gun around cos I'm-a fire d pistol.
When I rapped in high school, n!@z told me to drop-out,
I told em "Bleep yall! Pull ur raggedy cocks out,
bend over and blow urself like knock-outs!
I've neva fancied battle rappin but I hate bein tested.
Only thing I hate more than dat is bein pestered.
Every now n then, its a call out, a diss, a challenge wit dope rhymes.
I hate it but I'll take it cos I dont pussy outta battles like Modenine,
but I still dont boast when I roast mcs to corpses
cos I dont survive by internet hype like saucekid.
My word is BOND but not 007,
U gon luv me if youse a drunkard cos I'm a STAR as much as I'm a LEGEND!
Rememba dat. . .
- Po Deep.

@Po deep

U done started sm trouble,son! Wait till dem modo & sauce fanz see this!

(grabs helmet and runs 4 cover)

@Po deep

U done started sm trouble,son! Wait till dem modo & sauce fanz see this!

(grabs helmet and runs 4 cover)

[i]Nigga don't buddy yourself or I'ma make u bury yourself
Bleep it drummer boy you better of assisting the chefs
Don't make me vex cause  u go 2 hell wit ya own firewood
you already flawless son even if your papa was robinwood
Nigga i watch you bleed from your d*ck defecate from your nose
breath through ya ears you go against the god cause its the life u chose
Alexpissu aint that merciful cause ma flow is so evil
Lucifer got to seek 4 ma advice before he shoots tha riffle
Ramadan season i use niggaz blood to paint ma walls
aint a subject to any cause me myself am  tha law
killin niggaz with verses is just ma hobby aint no Bobby creep
Seein is believin tha thread turning red nigga call the crips
where ma dawgs at ,  where ma haters at they right at level zero
Ma AK on your collar bone cause am so sick of you like neyo
Tie your d*ck to a tree that is the only way u breed lyrics
aint seen a clown like u i asked myself if your brain made of bricks

I'm the one they call God,and my lines are feared,
Cause truth will be told and its shit u don't wanna hear.
Now let make make this clear, I'm a well known prophet,
Tired of these remarks,your all soon to be targets.
They tapped my mind into mental slavery,
But I broke laws real to escape with my sanity.
Speakin' in calamity, and niggaz still don't listen,
Blind eyes turn wide when they finally see my mission.
Havin' visions of Zion and the garden of eden,
Ethiopian rebels have become the last real humans.
I feel like Abel and Cain, Eve and Adam,
They all fear God that's why they can't reach them.
And the bold truth, is that God was a schizo,
Adam was his physical and Eve was his threshold.
But I ma stop rockin' out on the visions I've seen,
Of the world being tarnished, Kings killing Queens.
We've become beasts in denial of our true potential,
Every second of your life is not coincidental.
You plan and create it with every step and breath,
Until everyday is nothing but a practice conquest.
If life was chess,and you announced me in check,
I'd flip over the board and put 2 in your head.
I'm a Godly mess, divine wine for ancient times,
We livin' in the past, so f*ck it i commit crimes.
I ma get mines, cos Zion is heaven and heaven is so far,
So I reside in hell with the devil at the bar.
Gettin' my drink on to drown away all the pain,
Cos I found the tree of life and carved in my name.
Shine, etched in bark deep beneath your intellect,
Think of that the next time and don't ever forget me.

Respect!

@ I-Shine
Nice flows i like that
@Mailmalc
Where are thou been ?

Any day man

I stand here in this dungeon lurkin', locked away in my tomb
Just waitin' for my next victim to walk this way to their doom
Torn from my peaceful slumber, mind, body, and soul desecrated
Dizzyin' thoughts leavin' me feelin' like my whole heads sedated
Hearin' a thunderous voice in my head, tellin' me he's the king of evil
I know that his influence of power will surely bring this land's upheaval
Knowin perfectly we'll ill be his pawn, just a tool of destruction
But me, i'm just an empty shell, ready to be full of corruption
Called by the cravings within, path of blood taken, let the paving begin
I'm ravin' with sin, it's as if each memory of hate is saved in my skin
In darkness i loom ready to strike out and claim your flesh to consume
Presumed to be cursed, i wait for the day my corpse is exhumed
But much to my delight, it looks like my prey has fallen in sight
It's a delicious young sprite, who is now hunched over in fright
I can see his little green eyes full of dread knowin' that soon he will be dead
But before i can tear him to shreds, suddenly an arrow streaks past my head
The antagonists clad in green clothin', complete with sword and shield
He has a bow and who knows what other gadgets this hero does wield
Now it seems things have gotten more interesting, my last task has been replaced
The enemy fires off another inflamed shot as it almost scotches the mask off my face
He unsheathed his sword and with a yell he took out the first small horde
The victims roared out that they could please be saved by our dark lord
While in the clashes confusion i wanted to try to make the final conclusion
Only managed to bash a contusion while his blade slashed in intrusion
With flesh and skin ripped open i can feel my life essence leavin'
I fall to the ground before my opponent, for that i am left grievin'
Able to speak like a human again i ask the name of this fighter in his prime
He looks down at me and softly replies my name is MOMENT~hero of time~

Respect 1

Wordsmith,Mailmalc, Mathuss, Hybrid-x ,Menike , Naijafan , J-duck13 .alexpissu , MAVERIK I-SHINE much respect TO YALL,

just taking a moment of your thread to send my thread updates to yall,
NAIRALAND BATTLE RAP WORLD CUP.2007 FINALS
its blazing hot now . take a look here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-93267.224.html


SECOND ROUND PAIRINGS ARE :

SHARN06 VS TECKZILLA
JAYON VS SPOTTIE
DEJILEGS VS DR HYDRO
FLOWSHOW VS EMMYZWON
BOLAJIBAOK VS WORLDBEST
YOUNG DIGI VS GANJAMIND
RAVENZORD VS LOUDSPEEKA 
PASSWORDED VS JOO CHET

let the 2nd round battle begin, this will be straight knockouts

U ARE ALL WELCOME 2 DA STRICTLY UN BIASED RAP HEADS FORUM
COME AND JUDGEEEEEEEEEE

CONTROVERSIAL RAP JUDGEMENT-strictly for unbiased rap heads(judge this shit)

It's said d world makes way 4 he who knows where he's going
well d world's blown away soon as i get into flowing
i spit profundity each time i'm spitting a verse
i freestyle on everyone;i ain't got 2 rehearse
stay naturally high;i don't need no cannabis
cos i'm d player all'em haters wanna be
i'm so fly;i dn't need no private jets
i'm at the top i'm as high as u can get
i'm so good i'm beta dan d best of'em
i'm so cool i'm fresher dan d rest of'em
i'm so on fire,kinda lik a blaze
if life's a game of cards i'm holding d ace
if it's a race i'm setting d pace
i'm d boss man,i'm ruling d place
i'm a star;see me up in d sky
i just shine man,i ain't even gotta try.paix

@I-Shine

i can see u been trippin off dat "killah_Priest" sh.t! 'S fundamental 4 ur mental,son. Not a lotta cats know d art of story-telling. How about a luv-story,unh? Make it hot,dude, without d luv scenes (u dig?).

@Ravenzord

I see u been improving,playa! Keep it moving.

@Hybrid-X

Heard from Zephyrr lately? Been thinking about d Star Warz thread,u know.Dat sh.t was fun b4 d invasion,ya dig.

@maverick

dude ,bet zee got so pissd off as well . . . . . . .besides am done with em battles anywayz . . .

yo!! got a lil somthing for u'all . . . .lol . . . .really funny too . . . . .u know we could do with some comedy u know . . . .

check it out . . . lol

WARNING!!! TGHIS IS RIB CRACKING[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

u could check out the link though

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-89352.0.html


OR

just read . . . . this was originally posted by jerrymannia . . . . .really funny stuff . . .ejoy all . . lol . . . .

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Re: Gbade-x Vs Bjpumpin. .unbelievable Must Read
« #8 on: October 30, 2007, 10:11 AM »

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@ bolaji


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i come to naira to proclaim myself as the rapping viper
as the truest rapper and one of the illest rappers[/b]Wack

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[b]to my utmost surprise all i heard was gbade-X
interesting this name seems to be the illest

Wack

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from this gbade i must obtain the ade
just to enthrone myself as the battle alade
what the f"ck does that mean? Wack

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without a coup i cook his doom into my cup of doom
like the bar beach i bar you up like i was a bartender

Wack

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defending my street i will collect the ade from gbade
just to hand it over to myself bjpumpin the oba alade

Wack

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with my mouth venoms i spit ill into his mouth jugular
just to explain to ya that am the new scavenger
spit ill?tf do u mean? Wack

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with my damaging rhymes
i vomit to destroy your rapping image
OMG Stupid

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just to depreciate the battle profile
built by your intense precedence

OMG irritating lines

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Gbade-x we all know you are x-rated
with my exit rhymes i will show u the X in the excess mouth luggage
Wack

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like dirts i spit on you like a yoruba adage
just to pour my garbage on u like u was a salad cabbage
Yeah dirty dummy.

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like fuji garbage my skills are mixed with swo and galala
just to collect your crown and proof that i am a rap champion



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like eldee the oga am the number one champion
without relenting my skills are relentless


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like a vocal lens i lean on you like i learned about u
like forex,on you i will invest my japanese yens
Is your brain up your ass?

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just to make u yawn like a nairaland hen
still yarning hard, my flows yarn the hardest
Very stupid lines

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like dust i pack you up like u were fred durst
am hollow, my game is halo like the bakassi of jennifer j-lo
OMG! Wack

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like isaac much i will do about your replied nothing !
You are really dumb. You know nothing at all. You know nothing about rap,you are not good so just give it up.It seems the harder you try to learn,the more difficult it takes for you to understand. You should be good in something else, just channel your energies somewhere, you suck. Dont you know why these rap cats never said a shit about you, because you are annoying and irritating. I'm even wasting precious energy and time on you.

@ everyone

damn . . . . . i think i broke a rib . . . . lol . . . ,

My lyrical achievement is comparable to Al Gore the prominent environmental activist/
Disseminating greater knowledge about dope MCs lyrical inclination, call me a nihilist/
Apex categorically, tell these eccentric MCs they will never walk a mile in my shoe/
Cyanide poisoning, it’s like I’m methylene blue/
Deep into my wicked minds, I have been referred to as a psychopath
Wanted to be mentally ill, so I scribble ill lines like ancient Egyptians/
Synthesized on a template of complementary mummy DNA call me god Anubis transcription/
At birth my delivery was complicated, not like your normal emblematical delivery/
Highlighting my mental pictures through perfidy/
Word psychoanalysis, unbeatable illustration oomph/
None of these wannabe’s personality resembles mine, I flow like a melting Gold that is been purify/
‘Cos my flows complexity makes wack MCs leans/
And I can flow like the biological fluid from your artery through veins/
The supernatural rap beast, I still devour weak souls/
At birth I wasn’t crying like every other human being/
Dr.Adelakun handed me mic after several hours and I started singing/
Top notch’s threatening my downfall for what I be writing hurriedly/
While others battle one another, I remain in front of my PC battling syllables wryly/
Forever shinning like the gem stone, so respect shine’s presence like Aurelian/
Its shine, I subjugated this level, I beg flip the sheet to next echelon/

@I Shine,
u're good but u've got 2 cut all dat scientific geek rap shit out. Its easy to write but fcukd up to actually spit it. Try it if u're doubtin. But bsides dat, ur shit's good.

It's hiphop luv y'all
That's all I have got man


1.

hiphop luv is all I have got to offer/
reaching hands of help out so that lost souls won't suffer/
More than just an ill emcee, consider me A double H Ambassador/nigga am a meadow/
I've been tagged number 1 so the rest can follow me with ease like a shadow/
Hardcore hip-hop is my hustle, only real mcees can weather the storm/
Undiluted love that's why I reflect the culture, scribbling wisdom that inform/
My word standard is self-evident that I never utter irrelevance/
Well-designed sentences shatter entrances to the gates of intelligence/
Rend limbs my sublime lines can define bacon rind/
These divine rhymes of mine perplexed even Einstein's mind/
Inviting all hip-hop artists to aim for higher lyrical targets/
Like Plato my knowledge enlightens weak souls trapped in a grotto of darkness/
Subliminal message that signal my love for the culture/
They say hip-hop is dead now I am feeding on it like a vulture/
Hip-hop education so pay attention to my syllables that is billable/
No gimmick my words connect as if I am connected to my mic with a coaxial cable/
Y'all can stand as if y'all don't understand what hip-hop stand for/
I am a living proof that hip-hop is knowledge
'Cos I extract wisdom from it like Black Panthers at war/
Establishing my noise in their eardrums now they're on a sound hunt/
Word purifier, I am purifying notes just to touch/
Learning so much from hiphop now my mind is at peace/
I was told in order to defeat I've got to teach/
Now am blending the essence of fury with classified elements/
Pledging allegiance to hiphop within my musical chemistry/
The knowledge is absolute, better start studying it/
Understand it, and start utilizing it/
Hiphop is the bread of life and I survive off it/
Still got left leftovers to feed hiphop nation can't believe they rushing it/
Hiphop got me cloaked up in the scheme of deep thinking/
Supreme evil plots each time ink is dripping/
I was seeking wisdom now hiphop is my dwelling chamber/
Protecting the art y'all can call me an hiphop soldier/

2.

Under my umbrella I shield hip hop from rain drops now we’re a crew/
But like my rap name when I-Shine, no doubt hip hop will shine too/
But growing up hip hop didn’t mean anything/
I though hip hop was just music with no linguistic string/
Now it’s all meaningful it's even educative/
Its love surpassing anything beyond human imagination man that’s what I perceive/
No wonder I keep raising the bars each time I drop 16/
Incredible usage of syllabus, my mind is so advanced like an electrostatic machine/
You thought me a lot that’s why I wrote this 32 bars for ya/
Elevated my mind to another level that’s why I am rappin’ for ya/
And it’s been a long time coming but we’re finally here/
And even though we stand along man we stand together without fear/
Shed tears couple of times when rappers blood get spilled/
But we still here all because of hip hop love, we stay sealed/
Some even take your love for granted saying garbage on instrumental/
Why aren’t they using their mental/
Thanks to you bling rap is fading away/
Real rap has come to stay/
Path the way for our unborn children, so that they can relate/
To create an environment with an equality state/
Hip hop love painting picture, so that the blind can find sight/
Influencing many lives that’s why you’re at the climax height/
You were born out of anger, yet you showing love/
The oldest in the game yet you ain’t showing of/
While some are appreciating what you’ve done for the world/
Other are busy sketching out how to terminate you with a sword/
But you are here to stay like an American immigrant/
Your presence will be felt like a pharaoh ant/
I will be forever grateful for you genuine love that I enjoy/
Stay true to you like a delivery boy/
Hip hop luv that’s what I am offering/
Breaking shackles of these niggaz neck so they won’t keep suffering/

It's copyrighted oooooooooo no copy my ish

y'all check dis out

when things go wrong;as dey usually will
and ur daily road seems all uphill
when funds are low nd debts are high
when u try 2 smile bt u can only cry
and u, u rily feel like u'd like 2 quit
don't run 2 me;I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

haha,just kidding

@ ravenzord: way 2 go son keep inking

Ravenzord,
Are u sure u didnt copy dat from the Jokes section? I frequent there a lot o!

Ravenzord,
Are u sure u didnt copy dat from the Jokes section? I frequent there a lot o!

which of d jokes threads? i also visit d section a lot