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The Wedding Test by dablessed(f): 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Hello peeps, i got this from a friend today and thought to share with you, Would you go this far to test your wife/husband to be? Is it worth the trouble? Enjoy and comment pls, THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: , Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms, 1 Like |
Re: The Wedding Test by IykeD(m): 11:01pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Interesting story! |
Re: The Wedding Test by yimiton(f): 9:50am On Nov 15, 2007 |
Very interesting story. Some guys are simply creative. But no, there's is no point trying your partner. You can never really tell; just like the guy in the story, you may end up getting it all wrong, either possitively or negatively. |
Re: The Wedding Test by jkpretty(f): 10:06am On Nov 15, 2007 |
Oh my, that was a great piece! No point testing. |
Re: The Wedding Test by dablessed(f): 10:19am On Nov 15, 2007 |
Thanks for ur comments peeps, More comments please, |
Re: The Wedding Test by cheche2(m): 10:52am On Nov 15, 2007 |
remix |
Re: The Wedding Test by Nobody: 12:17pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
dablessed i remember it, luvly joke that is. but why did you alter the end part? it's s'possed to be a little more witty. goes som'n like: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car." 1 Like |
Re: The Wedding Test by dablessed(f): 6:03pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
lamidebaby: Lamidebaby! I only copied and pasted it here the way it was sent to me okay? I dont know what you mean by "why did i alter the end part?" |
Re: The Wedding Test by onyekang1(f): 1:03pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Very creative, nice piece |
Re: The Wedding Test by earthrealm(m): 12:40am On Nov 17, 2007 |
yeah, its a nice one, though why did u have to spoil the good guy image, the earlier version of the story didnt have the condom angle, it painted the guy as a good guy, this version is zany though, many guys wud succumb |
Re: The Wedding Test by showbobo(m): 7:05am On Nov 17, 2007 |
mirex |
Re: The Wedding Test by eddycapuro: 8:57am On Nov 17, 2007 |
foolish moves |
Re: The Wedding Test by cblow(m): 4:57pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
what a test? |
Re: The Wedding Test by ifyalways(f): 5:01pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
what a test |
Re: The Wedding Test by uspry1(f): 5:09pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
The poster copied this wedding test from existing Nairaland's Entertainment on the joke etc section that i have seen this joke before. This is not new to me! Existing links: The Wedding Test https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-78143.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-80290.0.html |
Re: The Wedding Test by ufobabe(f): 5:58pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
nice one. gal keep it up. |
Re: The Wedding Test by dablessed(f): 4:16pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
uspry1: If you care to know, i did not copy anything from an existing nairaland thread and if you had read my previous posts, you would have known this or have you got issues with understanding words written in plain English Language? If yes, then my advise will be to deal with it rather than drawing conclusions from what you have no knowledge of. |
Re: The Wedding Test by rockiedink(m): 4:26pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
whatever. the morale of the story is always keep your condoms in your car. what about those who do not have a car? where do we keep them? |
Re: The Wedding Test by okenwa(m): 10:47am On Aug 04, 2010 |
very interesting write-ups. |
Re: The Wedding Test by jiggychamp: 11:39am On Aug 04, 2010 |
This is hilarious, wat a piece, The Lord is my Shepherd! |
Re: The Wedding Test by Roses1(f): 11:49am On Aug 04, 2010 |
that was a stupid test. the guy could have failed, then apologise to the girlfriend and say its the devils work like they always do, and everything will be alright. lucky guy, |
Re: The Wedding Test by Ikedonn(m): 11:53am On Aug 04, 2010 |
I will give you 100% pass mark!clap for yourself!! |
Re: The Wedding Test by IyaBasira: 7:45pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Basket mouth used this story at one of his shows. I think it was Uncensored something. Anyway. This is more of a tragedy than a comedy. |
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