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Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 6:08pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ Lol!Patience Mena, plx... |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by albacete(m): 7:50pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
this tin don dey tire me sef. Person go click on followed topics, wetin im go see na "new" beside this thread but na only chit chat im go see, no update on d story. Me sef go soon unfollow this thread |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by avicky(f): 7:55pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Ishilove:Lol!in ilaje. So hw's d experiment? Is his fingers equivalent to d engine room? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by mojounited(m): 11:29pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Ishilove: Patience Mena, plx...@Ishi dearie, I'm in no way related to the first lady...so, yala! |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 12:35pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
brokoto: movie advert: *in segun arinze's voice*Bt this time tomorrow I will update. Sorry for the delay. You've gat mail |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by semid4lyfe(m): 3:36pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Ishi, wetin dey happen na? Seriously, I dey tire for you o |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by albacete(m): 5:20pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
ishi, are u sitting on a long thing? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 5:42pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
albacete:The tin is overlong |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by albacete(m): 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Ishilove: OMG! No wonder u've been quiet since. Oya update us with immediate alacrity. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by legendprac(m): 11:51am On Nov 08, 2012 |
Ishilove: "Goodday sir,Akure sir", I said woodenly to Chairman as he looked up inquiringly at me. When us corpers were asking for lifts, we went straight to the point. Chairman graciously opened the door despite my stony countenance and I got in. I didn't care if my demeanout put him off, I just wanted to get the hell out Wasimi, take a gaddem break before I found myself in "the market", as my brothers would put it. U shouldn't have revealed d identity of chairman, someone might stumble on this story and use it against him... Cuz, I did a simple google search wt d info u supplied us wt... and his identify was revealed... Y not modify dat part of ur post? |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by legendprac(m): 3:18pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Ishilove: The first thing I noticed about The Honourable was his teeth...so big, brown and shiny... Does anyone remember Donkey from the Shrek series? Honourable's teeth were by far more impressive than that of the famous cartoon character. I found myself staring at the teeth. . . U have to be stingy wit d description of these politicians, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̴̴̲̣̣͡ would do anytin, and I repeat anytin to look Ǧ☺☺ϑ and they don't like seeing their names associated with stories like this... Biko(pls), ishi love... |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 4:08pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
legendprac:now you just gave the idea to us to google him too legendprac:abeg stop scaring my sweetheart jo. i no like am o |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by legendprac(m): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
brokoto: now you just gave the idea to us to google him too abeg stop scaring my sweetheart jo. i no like am o Oga, I no dey scare am. She be my sweetrat,sorry heart too..ℓ☺ℓ. Hence, d warning.... She didn't do a gud work of hiding the identity of those men... For honourable, if she removes d bit abt him also being a member of d sports council, it would help... Ishilove, I no wan hear say complications enter,cuz our politicians no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̴̴̲̣̣͡ laugh @ all Oº°˚˚°.. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Veev101: 6:58pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Just stumbled on this thread and am sooooooo loving it,cant wait to knw what happened in ROOM 21 nice work ishiluv |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by ijebabe: 7:13pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
legendprac:You google searched?? Lol, U have time. Her readers, orshould I speak for myself, understand this and I doubt anyone took the pains to google him. You sound like a yahoo boy 2 Likes |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by EfemenaXY: 7:28pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
legendprac: Abeg stop the scaremongering jor! No one's interested in finding out who the dude is. We're only interested in Ishi's story, which is meant to be nothing more than light-hearted fun! 1 Like |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 10:33pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Mr legendprac, I am aware of the complications that can arise from revealing too much about a serving political holder. That's why Honourable's name is not mentioned. As for Chairman,I don't know what your google search brought out but what ever it is, it is very wrong. He is no longer a public office holder, and besides, I changed one or two things about him so no one can ever find out who he is. Believe me when I say that. 1 Like |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 10:36pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
When is the next update coming now?! Small time now u go begin abuse my beloved Ogun State I vex for you, new update better be here sharpish! |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 10:43pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
naijababe: When is the next update coming now?! Small time now u go begin abuse my beloved Ogun State I vex for you, new update better be here sharpish!Tomorrow, God willing. Abeg no vex |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 1:58pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
"Like a lamb being led to the slaughter house. . .like a lamb being led to the slaughter house". I couldn't shake these words out of my head. The words had surfaced from the blues when I beheld the retreating broad back of my guest once he turned away from the reception and moved into the corridor leading to Rm21. I tried racking my brains to try to figure out where I had read these words but I couldn't concentrate because too many thoughts were competiting for my attention. . . Why on earth did he bring his nasty PA on this journey?? I could see the scorn in his eyes each time he looked at me, the look that clearly said "these useless corper girls." Would he be a gentleman like he had always been in previous dates? In my experience, when a man says he wants to 'relax' with you, it only means one thing. The first time it happened to me, I had gone with my coursemate to a bar close to Unilag. After a few drinks and nkwobi, he suggested we go upstairs (it was a hotel and bar) to go and 'relax'. I innocently followed him upstairs. I won't bore you with details of what went down, but needless to say that I came out of the room in shock and considerably more dishevelled in appearance than when I entered. Perhaps he would be a complete gentleman like he had always been. We would discuss politics, the economy and history like we always did whenever we met. Yes, perhaps. . . Now folks, I know what y'all are thinking; that I was deceiving myself by thinking that a full blooded male locked up with a young, delectable female would discuss the state of the nation and not attempt to get overfamiliar with the more sensitive parts of her anatomy. Perhaps you are right. Perhaps I was subconsciously trying to block out the warning signs because some perverse part of me wanted push the limits. That dark part of me was curious to see how far I was willing to go with the Honourable. That part revelled in mischief and was eager to explore. ". . .I do not understand my own actions. . .that which I hate I find myself doing it. . . Woe is me". (Rom 7.NKJV) The adrenaline rush that had being fuelling me all afternoon reached new highs when I entered Rm21. There was a big double bed laid with a really fancy bedspread at the corner of the room. A large flat screen television hung on the wall opposite the bed. A wall mural hung next to the television. A telephone rested on a glass table that stood beside the wall The coffee coloured rug was very plush, the leather chairs by the wall even more plush. The room smelt heavenly and the AC was on at full blast, like we were being expected. Even in the midst of my adrenaline intoxication, I was able to minister to my treacherous heart to slow down and start beating normally. My date crossed the room and dropped his briefcase on the bedside table. He then turned to me and smiled. I immediately averted my eyes and focused it elsewhere. "What would you like to take?," enquired my host. I replied that I wouldn't mind taking anything. After gently chiding me that "anything" meant "nothing", he picked up the hotel extension and ordered pounded yam and efo riro soup with goat meat. I groaned inwardly. Pounded yam?? How could I eat pounded yam when the waist band of my trousers was nearly cutting me in two? I would have to find a way of discreetly unbuckling my belt and undoing the jean buttons if I was going to eat that meal. I elegantly rose up and pretended to be interested in the wall mural. The artist must have been a very mischievous one because the painting depicted some women with extremely large buttocks dancing. I was surreptitiously undoing the clasps of my confining attire when Honourable spoke up from the bed. "You like art?", he asked. My hands paused in their fumbling. I could feel his eyes on my own buttocks. He must have been comparing mine with those of the woman in the painting. I smiled grimly, for once thankful to God for blessing me with flat buttocks. I turned to face him. "Yes, I do, very much indeed . . .(his name)". "I find art very boring," he said and yawned expansively, giving me a eyeful of gigantic teeth. Mesmerised, I stared at his mouth until he was done yawning. "You seem to like staring at me. Am I so handome?", he joked, and flashed his massive pearly browns. God help me. I shook myself and hastily turned back to the painting. Good heavens, the teeth on that man! "You don't have asss at all" he observed. Yep, you read right. He said ASSS. "I know I don't have," I said, thoroughly amused. He declared that it was a good thing I I didn't have a big butt because I would look too heavy. He went further to state that everything that should have been at the back went to the front. When he said this he was leering. I bristled and glared at him but he was too busy staring at my aggressively perky bosoms to notice. Deliberately, I turned back to the painting. Let him stare at my buttless back and leave my breasty front alone. "Why are you standing way over there, baby?" , he complained, when he got tired of of staring at my behind. "Come join me here let's talk". I laughed inwardly. Not on your life, mister! Thankfully room service chose that moment to bring our meal. When room service had left us alone, he insisted we eat together. I had no choice but to join him at the dining area. While we ate, we chatted about everything and nothing in particular. He wanted to know why my glasses were so bent. I proceeded to narrate the tale of my nocturnal adventure with the coughing goat. After having a good laugh, he said matter-of-factly that we would see a well known optician at Maxivision, Abuja to run some tests on my eyes and get me a new pair of glasses. He proceeded to make plans that included me in them. Plans for trips, plans for vacations, plans for redeployment and so forth. He assumed I was already his. Yeah, right. After the meal, he went to the bed while I sat down on the chair facing the bed. We stared in each other's direction. Or to be more precise, I stared at his fingers; those longy, fleshy fingers, while he stared at my chest. "Come here my dear," he said, and patted the bed beside him where he sat. I didn't answer. My eyes were focused on those big long, fleshy fingers. . . 1 Like |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by UjSizzle(f): 2:41pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahaha finish the gist joor. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by esere826: 4:51pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
*me smiling sheepishly in the office* |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Nobody: 5:40pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Hehehehe!!! Na dis one dem dey call 'okun meran'. I hope you know what that means |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by Ishilove: 6:11pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
naijababe: Hehehehe!!! Na dis one dem dey call 'okun meran'. I hope you know what that meansNo I don't |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by albacete(m): 6:25pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Ishi, come finish am oo.. |
Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by esere826: 7:04pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
But this chairman no try sha Because of his little 40 thousand naira, an old man wanted to bed a fresh juicy chick His mates buy cars for girls naw |
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