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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by cindyrella(f): 8:30am On May 27, 2012
Lol very funny.. Igbo kwenu grin grin grin grin
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 8:58am On May 27, 2012
Nna afukwana o, why are the moderators removing ppls comment asking them why this thread quickly made it to the front page? Seun and his moderators are too tribalistic, they removed my posts and others questioning the criteria for frontpage threads while they left the anti igbo comments of bittend and his fellow Yoruba tribalists. It's time we demand for an additional moderator who must be an igbo in order to have a balance of influence here, this forum is nairaland not oduduwaland therefore all should be equally represented or we stage a boycot for them.

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nobody: 9:33am On May 27, 2012
I love that. Funny stuff
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 9:51am On May 27, 2012
Hello guyz......stop dis..if any one want 2 do political or ethnic talk,u know wat section 2 go to.am not a saint ok.but d last i checked we r on d joke's E.T.C....Please give me a break,&stop spoiling my fun..na only u be igbo/ibo??una fada una here me so,i say una fada...Abeg make somebody give me better joke jooo...seun & co, abeg jeun looo....Ehen,,,u no say i be olofofo,2 d real "CATHOLICS" if u know say u go mass dis morning,abeg na wetin be today's feast??
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 10:34am On May 27, 2012
@dagods, so u thought it's a joke to be insulting ppls fathers eh, ur a disgrace to ur mother cos clearly u don't know ur father. When last did a thread from the jokes section made it to the front page? Why did it take this one just minutes to make it there? why are posts questioning the criteria for making front page being removed? Why was the thread on Yoruba english moved to the tribalism section instead of front page? Why is it that when Yorubas are caught pushing drugs, it seldom make it to the front page? And the thread caption don't bear their names but when it's igbo, it hits the front page right away with his full names on the caption? Why did u use the name ibo knowing thats it's annoying to us?U better go for the pentecost mass and pray to recieve ur deliverance there, nkita ara + ezi bida. WE NEED A NEW IGBO MODERATOR, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 11:04am On May 27, 2012
@Abouzaid y u dey vex on pentecost sunday like dis now?i no even know weda u be male or female,but since u don use "Ezi-BIDA" meaning:-BIDA-PIG"i will azume dat u r of d pig family,but da diferent is dat ur version of pig should be called "NAIRALAND..PIG"EZI-NAIRALAND"..hey Nairaland has privacy policy,read it and let us know if u r a Male/Female/or Ezi, simple.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 11:08am On May 27, 2012
cindyrella: Lol very funny.. Igbo kwenu grin grin grin grin
C ur mouth,igbo kwenu....lolo 1 of china,,like u..
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by abouzaid: 12:04pm On May 27, 2012
@dagods,Ur an ezi( a worm infested swine), an nkita ara( a rancid dog infected with rabies) and going by the way ur hitting on girls only, ur also an MKPI

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by shalom7(f): 12:16pm On May 27, 2012
hahahahahahaha,laugh wan kill me die o,wetin? This is more dan hiliarious.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by pinkrex(m): 12:45pm On May 27, 2012
Good riddance to waste bin rubbish! Keep building the hate!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Ayoolu12: 12:56pm On May 27, 2012
Abouzaid needs to calm the heck down! Its behaviour like this that makes people think ibo men are barbaric.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by frankpessu(m): 1:16pm On May 27, 2012
na so e go must b.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Sike(m): 2:16pm On May 27, 2012
LMFAOOOO
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nobody: 2:37pm On May 27, 2012
did you typed his' words or the igbo guy wrote it himself? if he wrote it himself, then he is a brilliant guy. Just try and read between the lines you will see that most things that was said there was never taught in school, so i will say you are brilliant just channel it to something more productive.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by otodeluxe(m): 8:10am On May 28, 2012
Lool this is extremely funny
. Nice letter! Its obvious some girls will fall for this , even those who claim they are learned
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by raizajoyN: 8:57am On May 28, 2012
Well, you have your own choice. Just enjoy and be happy.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Wadosky(m): 9:32am On May 28, 2012
Why do u go to school? to make money n be comfortable.Aguiyi is really making his money and living large,probably some graduates are even working for him.
Abegi free d man
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by duke4ever: 10:38am On May 28, 2012
Omata boys no dey carry last. Odi okey!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by fesse(f): 5:12pm On May 28, 2012
Bad belles go die trying. Igbo boys no dey carry last. Money rules the world.
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by fesse(f): 5:16pm On May 28, 2012
abouzaid: @dagods,Ur an ezi( a worm infested swine), an nkita ara( a rancid dog infected with rabies) and going by the way ur hitting on girls only, ur also an MKPI
Were ya nwayo nwanne madu. Hapu onye nwuru anwu ka owere aka liee onwe ya.

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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Oluesther(f): 7:44pm On May 28, 2012
Odenigbo Aroli:

Please,stop displaying your ignorance and your inherent inferiority complex! High class my a..ss!


pls u pple should hapu lucky girl aka, biko!
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by biscos(m): 1:37am On May 29, 2012
Dats too bad
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Jihbee: 7:18pm On Jun 02, 2012
[quote author=J12][/quote] nyc one
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Austinodark(m): 3:33am On Sep 25, 2012
Funny,proud to be Igbo
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by danex67(m): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2013
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by chistar01(m): 5:43pm On Jul 06, 2013
Hian!! Realy funny, igbo kwenu!! ..check out my signature
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Istillfuckyou: 7:20pm On Aug 05, 2014
airmark: @Lucky gurl, you better look for a decent man from another tribe to marry if you are not married. I could see on this thread again how most ibo guys are always disrespectful to their ladies.It's in their blood. shocked shocked shocked
bastard!!!

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