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| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 6:48pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
i had mr.turkey for xmas. . . . . i'm sure it's his clone posting  |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 6:52pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
you call me a clone, can a clone do this (farts all over the forum, some constipated and offensive effluvium emanating from the extremes of the digestive canal and saturates the entire cyberspace) i ain't no clone bro, and if y'all don't take your time, i'ma gonno do it again |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Phiniter(m): 8:31am On Dec 29, 2007 |
He actuually ate your clone for xmas so hes a lil confused seeing you here |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 11:13am On Dec 29, 2007 |
phiniter. . . . . .i know who i ate and this is definitely his clone dem program this one to fart anyhow |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by holythug(m): 4:59pm On Dec 29, 2007 |
dnt try passin in front of eateries. . . or the slums |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 11:47pm On Dec 30, 2007 |
Hey Turkey man, good to know u survived xmas. Hw will 2mrw look like? |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by Migines(m): 7:01am On Dec 31, 2007 |
For him its g0nna luk lyk a ceiling 4rm a "pot of view" |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 8:33am On Dec 31, 2007 |
. . . . . Then he had better not let go from that position |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Dec 31, 2007 |
gets knife, hammers, hoe, saucepan and fry pan, a truck load of firewood in anticipation of new yr an assuring u turkey u wont excape this time, *alerts osama bin laden* |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 9:24am On Dec 31, 2007 |
I don see people wey hate Turkey man @Turkey My hand no dey again. People don dey plot ur demise since last year |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 11:57am On Dec 31, 2007 |
clemcy my dear, he no go escape at allalerts ghadaffi,mobutu,george bush. . . . . . .woulda called saddam but he's dead |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 8:31pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
Pls sauckid, i know that u have been groomed by al-qaeda. The last thing we wanna see is Trukey man been killed by a suicide bomber. Assasination by sniping will be better. Or drop him head first into hot water |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2008 |
ituen:yeah, someone tried that once, a looong time ago |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 9:47am On Mar 06, 2008 |
u never still die    |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by folly69(m): 9:58am On Mar 06, 2008 |
@ post dats a ugly lookin turk bt sure will taste gooooood  @clemcy this wan no go escape oo i get i crate of gulder in chiller chilling waitin for turkey to go with it. |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 5:56am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Mr. Turkey has evolved over the years and the evasion texhniques must be super tight |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gunpoint(m): 6:52am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Damn it men, i'd bin tryin 2 hide dis bird but since he stil coms out singin*i be turkey meat* ya'll can hav his carcass!!! Infact, turkey has bin changed frm my master of ceremonies to my main cousre of ceremonies *Copral!!! get dat turkey dwn men!!!*  Der, c nw, u gon & ruind my happy week!!! |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 9:05am On Mar 07, 2008 |
good! *slaps turkeys feathers* holy bug i beg come fry this turkey |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 9:09am On Mar 07, 2008 |
turkey is nice on rice |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 4:27pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
merry easter y'all bunch of turkey eaters and devourers
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| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 4:32pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
no matter how you put am. . . . na die you go die |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 4:33pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
welocme turkey i need a bite ummmm |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 5:13pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
na so tukey meat sweet reach *bites hell out of the turkey* soooooooooooo delibicious |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 7:00pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
Turkey is damn sweet! ** Bites a part off the turkey lap in my hand** |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 7:35pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
barbecue turkey |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
flesh eaters. |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 12:33pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
bone eater |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 12:39pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
bingo |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 8:30pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
Turkey scarce this xmas oh |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 10:00pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
pours iced water in Ituen's face stop dwellin in the past |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 11:37pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
do u have a future? |
| Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 11:39pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
of course. u think i'm like u |
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