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Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 1:23am On Mar 25, 2008
I'm not talking abt future based on dreams

I'm talking abt realistice future
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Mar 25, 2008
now wat de hell is a future?
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 4:42pm On Mar 25, 2008
ask ur husband
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 4:56pm On Mar 25, 2008
and don't ask him in the bedroom cuz every word wey man talk for bedroom na 77.07% lie.
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 8:55pm On Mar 25, 2008
Hehehe grin grin grin grin grin

wat a fool proof plan
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 9:02pm On Mar 25, 2008
anyways,na worth a try na
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 10:02pm On Mar 25, 2008
guys take it cool here na
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 10:15am On Mar 26, 2008
If you cant handle it, check the top of your screen for the "LOG OUT" button
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 11:05am On Mar 26, 2008
PDP. . . . Share the MONEY.

Ituen wey my share?
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 4:53pm On Mar 26, 2008
No be NCNC party you dey?
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2008
he no get party at all. . . .
na political agbero he be
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 6:24pm On Mar 26, 2008
Political prostitution na the greatest profession.
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2008
prostitutes in da house. how much for a night?
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Mar 27, 2008
hmmmm
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 11:10am On Mar 27, 2008
Touching body= 1M
Massaging= 1M
. . . . the rest follows.
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 9:11pm On Mar 27, 2008
. . . . left breast - N25 (mango size)

right breast - N100 (pawpaw size)

down below - mastercard required
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by saucekid(m): 9:25pm On Mar 27, 2008
hw far
[flash=200,200][/flash] embarassed
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 9:37pm On Mar 27, 2008
banana size na the best
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 2:54am On Mar 28, 2008
na the type u like na im u call
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 12:26pm On Mar 28, 2008
saucekid:

hw far
[flash=200,200][/flash] embarassed

Na who you dey flash na? common 400 naira refill you no fit buy?

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Your mates dey like plantain size you dey like banana size.
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Mar 28, 2008
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? grin
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 1:01pm On Mar 28, 2008
Thaaaaaaaat! wink
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 11:59pm On Mar 28, 2008
Chaaaaaaaaaaaai!
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by gilgee(m): 10:17am On Mar 29, 2008
Kaaaaiiii!
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 10:19am On Mar 29, 2008
hmmmmmmmmm!
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 10:25am On Mar 29, 2008
naijastyle:

hmmmmmmmmm!
receive the grace to talk
holy ghost fir came on her and now she can talk. . . give the lord a big hannnnnnnnnd
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by jaymobb(m): 10:28am On Mar 29, 2008
oya open your mouth and say something
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by holythug(m): 10:29am On Mar 29, 2008
pastor chris. . .invoke
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 10:30am On Mar 29, 2008
jaymobb:

oya open your mouth and say something
na small small, she go soon talk louder
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by naijastyle: 10:32am On Mar 29, 2008
all  them quack pastors
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by delib: 10:35am On Mar 29, 2008
pastor fi ganja
Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by holythug(m): 10:52am On Mar 29, 2008
light up una lighter cool

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