there is a new drug for ladies with cold, it is called tryponosoPENIS, it has proven to be very effective, comes in capsule that can be swallowed and also in injection that can be . . well taken in. side effects might include swollen stomach if not used with caution, amongst others.... if symptoms persist constantly use again, one full one in the morning, a quickie in the afternoon and full rounds at night. if symptoms still persists after nine m,onths then take your typonosoPenis to the doctors for validity verification

this should be at the joke section