Funny thread.

oxford:

2 terms of 4yrs each - did he enjoy 4 yrs after Yaradua demise? A tenure is 4yrs, anything less than 4yrs does not qualify as a tenure. Still didnt get the jek? too bad!

Whats your problem bro ? Constitution needed a captain to steer the ship if the sailor died. GEJ helped steer the ship, right now he is doing his first term and has legal rights to do another, if you are against it, go 6 ft deep or amend the constitution, I guess you cant do either, so live with your pains.If I didnt understand your post, its your fault that you wrote adulterated french and you are hereby promoted to kindergarten!

They are trying to deceive this man as they did to Abacha. The YAHOO is not saying anything.

dat aboki deserves to b shot. Buhari has promised\prophesied bloodshed in 2015 should anybody mess wit d polls. uncle jonah... i only pity d ppu who namd their children after him unda d guise of destiny.dat aboki deserves to b shot. Buhari has promised\prophesied bloodshed in 2015 should anybody mess wit d polls. uncle jonah... i only pity d ppu who namd their children after him unda d guise of destiny.dat aboki deserves to b shot. Buhari has promised\prophesied bloodshed in 2015 should anybody mess wit d polls. uncle jonah... i only pity d ppu who namd their children after him unda d guise of destiny.

OAM4J:

I doubt Nigeria can survive 8 years of Jonathan as president at this rate he is going. Something must break.

Someting has broken nah, fasten your seatbelt, relax and enjoy your 8yrs+ fresh air. Or is the umbrerra covering the air?

when Al Gore completed 8 yrs as Bill Clinton's vice president, he contested the election to replace Bill Clinton and if he had won or rather if the election hadn't been rigged, he would have been US president. Same goes for GEJ. The time he spent as acting president and as Yar'Adua's successor does not count because he wasn't voted for. His tenure started from May 2011

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This Man must be Beaf, You are too smart to be a newbie...Am i missing something

Unseating an incumbent is a stranger to Nigeria polity, its also not in the PDP's DNA to be unseated. All in favor, say "HI", the HI's have it. No room for "nay".

luv2talk:
This Man must be Beaf, You are too smart to be a newbie...Am i missing something

I love you more than I love my cleaner. Keep guessing.

"four
years is enough for a President to
make a difference in the life of a
nation; and that any leader who
cannot do that is most unlikely to do
so if given more years"!--- president Goodluck Johnathan

poster made a mistake. he won't stay more than 4 years

msb247: poster made a mistake. he won't stay more than 4 years

Can we bet ?

Its time for NLanders to know who the real enemy is. Now, the panel report isnt worth implementation because it is based on lies and frivolities. Lawan, let the Nigerian populace down, and the effort of the GEJ led executive to prosecute the scammers has been ruined by Lawan. I miss China, Lawan would have been beheaded by now.

For 2015, we go pless finga for umblera again!

Well, the gospel God told me to spread is this:

"Tell Nigerians that God who put GEJ in Aso Rock in 2011 is the same God who will give him the boot in 2015" - To which I said, Amen and Amen, come quickly 2015.

He said, “Please take the gospel of peace and tolerance irrespective of your religion and ethnicity to them because this country belongs to all of us and God has given us President Goodluck Jonathan. Goodluck Jonathan is the President today but he is not going to stay more than eight years. Nigeria belongs to all of us and not for one person.

*

”

Beaf: For 2015, we go pless finga for umblera again!

^^ if U̶̲̥̅̊ like pless Your finga for dame yansh sef, who givs a f**k

Whether GEJ is eligible or not to contest come 2015 no concern me but we must never vote for incompetence abeg ooo. Nigeria is the only country me and my pickin dem get and it must not dabaru.

Just 1 year in office and everything don scatter... who's sure we are going to survive 2years sef?

lacasa:

^^ if U̶̲̥̅̊ like pless Your finga for dame yansh sef, who givs a f**k

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
You de ves?

For 2015 again, we go pless finga for umblera wella!

damola1: Just 1 year in office and everything don scatter... who's sure we are going to survive 2years sef?

2 yrs ke!!!!!!
Abi make d man dey go nownow.
God 4bid 8 yrs,because....................everytin don pafuka finish

As in the sharp tip of the umblera will go through your finga

Beaf:

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
You de ves?

For 2015 again, we go pless finga for umblera wella!

If Gej decides to contest in 2015, I will give him my vote. No sentiments. The president has done in one year what some of his predecessors could not achieve in their whole tenure. If not for any other thing, construction work has begun on the Lagos-Ore-Benin road. Onitsha-owerri has been completed. Afikpo- Okigwe has been awarded.A friend of mine told me that He passed thru Zaria-Gusau-Funtua and then keffi-Akwanga-lafia that construction work is ongoiing by stalini & co.
At the same time, all the major airports in Nigeria are being renovated. Even Enugu airport was completely shut down and is under serious rehabilitation. In less than 1yr, Gej set up 9 universities across the country. He equally established 2 additional campuses of Nigerian law school. He has built and commissioned the Almajiri school system. He has also increased funding of Nigerian universities and upgraded the retirement age of university lecturers to 70yrs.
In transportation, GEJ has succeeded in reforming the ports. Lagos ports are now billed to operate 24 hours. The number of law enforcement agencies @ d ports have also been reduced from about 15 to 6. It's now easier and faster to clear goods at the wharf. The light rail projects are under construction. The Abuja light rail construction appears to be nearing completion and a drive through central area to Garki will clear any doubts.
The Govt has initiated its cassava bread campaign which is intended to encourage local production and consumption of cassava bread so as to discourage importation of wheat as it kills our economy. The govt has also eliminated the cartel that feeds fat on distributing fertilizer for farmers. Fertilizers can now easily be accessed by farmers in the open market. Within a year, Gej has completed the construction of the Mambilla and Zungeru power stations and it's expected to add about 2000 megawatts to the national grid. He is vigorously pursuing his power sector reforms agenda which includes the privatization of PHCN and the new cost reflective electricity tariffs. Gej increased minimum wage to N 18, 000 . NYSC members now even earn higher

we all know he's contesting for a second term.

It all sounds so smooth if you went to sleep in May 2011 and woke up today, doesn't it?

Just wait until the sleep clears from your eyes and you realize that Boko Haram has taken control of half the country under his watch, that $7 billion dollars was paid into illegimate coffers under his watch and the man has absolutely nothing he can "transform" about it. Add that to all the pieces of lies mixed with your write-up below, accompanied by your useless a "friend told me", and you realize you were dreamy too much.

Only 2015, what about 2115?

Mandelaguy: If Gej decides to contest in 2015, I will give him my vote. No sentiments. The president has done in one year what some of his predecessors could not achieve in their whole tenure. If not for any other thing, construction work has begun on the Lagos-Ore-Benin road. Onitsha-owerri has been completed. Afikpo- Okigwe has been awarded.A friend of mine told me that He passed thru Zaria-Gusau-Funtua and then keffi-Akwanga-lafia that construction work is ongoiing by stalini & co. At the same time, all the major airports in Nigeria are being renovated. Even Enugu airport was completely shut down and is under serious rehabilitation. In less than 1yr, Gej set up 9 universities across the country. He equally established 2 additional campuses of Nigerian law school. He has built and commissioned the Almajiri school system. He has also increased funding of Nigerian universities and upgraded the retirement age of university lecturers to 70yrs. In transportation, GEJ has succeeded in reforming the ports. Lagos ports are now billed to operate 24 hours. The number of law enforcement agencies @ d ports have also been reduced from about 15 to 6. It's now easier and faster to clear goods at the wharf. The light rail projects are under construction. The Abuja light rail construction appears to be nearing completion and a drive through central area to Garki will clear any doubts. The Govt has initiated its cassava bread campaign which is intended to encourage local production and consumption of cassava bread so as to discourage importation of wheat as it kills our economy. The govt has also eliminated the cartel that feeds fat on distributing fertilizer for farmers. Fertilizers can now easily be accessed by farmers in the open market. Within a year, Gej has completed the construction of the Mambilla and Zungeru power stations and it's expected to add about 2000 megawatts to the national grid. He is vigorously pursuing his power sector reforms agenda which includes the privatization of PHCN and the new cost reflective electricity tariffs. Gej increased minimum wage to N 18, 000 . NYSC members now even earn higher

No he is not!!!

velo10: we all know he's contesting for a second term.

Koru-koru! The unbalanced one!

koruji:
Well, the gospel God told me to spread is this:

"Tell Nigerians that God who put GEJ in Aso Rock in 2011 is the same God who will give him the boot in 2015" - To which I said, Amen and Amen, come quickly 2015.

May your life be ruled in the way and manner with which Goodluck is ruling Nigeria. Amen

lakhadimar: May your life be ruled in the way and manner with which Goodluck is ruling Nigeria. Amen

Learn to tolerate all shades of opinions and tolerate other people's desires. Its called Choice

Mandelaguy: If Gej decides to contest in 2015, I will give him my vote. No sentiments. The president has done in one year what some of his predecessors could not achieve in their whole tenure. If not for any other thing, construction work has begun on the Lagos-Ore-Benin road. Onitsha-owerri has been completed. Afikpo- Okigwe has been awarded.A friend of mine told me that He passed thru Zaria-Gusau-Funtua and then keffi-Akwanga-lafia that construction work is ongoiing by stalini & co. At the same time, all the major airports in Nigeria are being renovated. Even Enugu airport was completely shut down and is under serious rehabilitation. In less than 1yr, Gej set up 9 universities across the country. He equally established 2 additional campuses of Nigerian law school. He has built and commissioned the Almajiri school system. He has also increased funding of Nigerian universities and upgraded the retirement age of university lecturers to 70yrs. In transportation, GEJ has succeeded in reforming the ports. Lagos ports are now billed to operate 24 hours. The number of law enforcement agencies @ d ports have also been reduced from about 15 to 6. It's now easier and faster to clear goods at the wharf. The light rail projects are under construction. The Abuja light rail construction appears to be nearing completion and a drive through central area to Garki will clear any doubts. The Govt has initiated its cassava bread campaign which is intended to encourage local production and consumption of cassava bread so as to discourage importation of wheat as it kills our economy. The govt has also eliminated the cartel that feeds fat on distributing fertilizer for farmers. Fertilizers can now easily be accessed by farmers in the open market. Within a year, Gej has completed the construction of the Mambilla and Zungeru power stations and it's expected to add about 2000 megawatts to the national grid. He is vigorously pursuing his power sector reforms agenda which includes the privatization of PHCN and the new cost reflective electricity tariffs. Gej increased minimum wage to N 18, 000 . NYSC members now even earn higher

Jonathan promised on Labour day, May 1 2010 that he needed 3 months to give labour a new minimum wage. On Aug 1, 2010 that self-imposed deadline expired.
3 months after, in Nov 2010, Labour went on strike on the matter, Jonathan said "please it is not me, I need to take it before National council of states"
The minimum wage bill was signed in Mar 2011, a month before the 2011 elections. Of course we know why
9 months after signing, in Dec 2011, the minimum wage had not been paid by Jonathan's FG

Youth Corper are supposed to earn more, but as at May this year, for the first time in the history of this country, youth corpers were being owed 5 months stipend
Now imagine being a youngster living 500km away from your parents and being owed by FG. How do you eat, go out, connect with the world etc?

According to people like you, the Benin-Ore road was fixed by Jan 2011, just before the elections. The story was discussed here on Nairaland.
It is either the road was fixed with a lifespan of 1 year, or it was propaganda
I hope you know that Jonathan became Ag President in Feb 2010 and by Aug 2012 (2 months from now), he would have spent 2&half years, the total number spent by Yaradua in office
And that would be 10 months more than Buhari who spent only 20 months

Let us respect facts

OAM4J:

I doubt Nigeria can survive 8 years of Jonathan as president at this rate he is going. Something must break.

am sure of this too