acidtalk:

Right behind you love.
Was just admiring your Ikebe since.

How come i no see you standing behind me? abi you be ghost?

Goldieluks:

How come i no see you standing behind me? abi you be ghost?

You were too high to notice me.

Florentine: Area.......I hail oo....I tro way salute......Una wel done oo....My warri boys,,una Bam wel wel......but ds one wen una dey yab we girls so,,,ee no gel @ al oo....Make una try put una mouth for Pit toilet.......

see who they talk you na opo

Area!!!
Where all my customer dem?
Make una show oh! We don pay our rent and landlord don reopen beer parlour.

nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

.

No mind dem, dem no no say AWUF DEY RUN BELLE.

slimyem: what's the fcck is all these nonsense?
Pidgin hurts the eyes for fcck's sakes!
i can't read any of these bullshitzz!

sori pa, he bad 4 u b dat

Area!!! OP abeg pas me alomo to keep company. D nite is cold.

na d alomo weh weh i see for d last page make me comment...i don drink alomo pieces as i deh and i nor fit knack again and bruises still over ma kondo...abi wetin man go kon do now?Always Konji all d time

Am 35yrs male, single, working and living in Lagos.. no kids yet. but hope to have soon. Am in search of an understanding, caring and independent lady/ woman from any part of the world btw 25 - 45yrs for a date/ relationship.. must be a christian... kindly reach me on 08115833690 for onward discussion! Thank you

una don hear of one travel site wey get cheap travel deal to anywhere for this world even to space sef them get better ogbonge cheap flight.

www.tourbrokersonline.com

make una check am out

jojoanobi: Am 35yrs male, single, working and living in Lagos.. no kids yet. but hope to have soon. Am in search of an understanding, caring and independent lady/ woman from any part of the world btw 25 - 45yrs for a date/ relationship.. must be a christian... kindly reach me on 08115833690 for onward discussion! Thank you

Chai, na wetin my eyes no go see for NL, konji na bad thing ooo.

acidtalk: Area!!!
Where all my customer dem?
Make una show oh! We don pay our rent and landlord don reopen beer parlour.

#strolls in...
Bros, how far, you remember me?
Abeg gimme 1bottle of heineken with a plate of suya!!

who deh dis placeabeg a need 1 heinken make a take hold body

Waffy i hail ooo, any licky wen no want open hand u no go drop for am too na, if na babe wen dey carry jump, u go carry ur 3rd leg clean her kpenkus waka leave am.

Na wetin I been wan talk sef?

U go fear E-Beer parlour na

Hehehe bar man,pass me gbana with one legend extra!!...na d matter be dat!!!

annawhite: Shuo na so
See as all dis small small boys dey form meeting for we head
Una don do yahoo yahoo finish
Who no like beta thing

..


lwkmd. wait o na u use ur hand join them o.. the op no put name b4 o

Abeg make I benddown dey drink my alomo b4 amadioha visit me for afternoon

Barman after 1plate of pepper soup... Abeg serve me 2busty babe

simdam500: Barman after 1plate of pepper soup... Abeg serve me 2busty babe

Oh boy u no dey ashewo quarters na!!

simdam500: Barman after 1plate of pepper soup... Abeg serve me 2busty babe

Barman serve me the same thing too, i dey break now.

Are you a young man or women seeking or interested in
sugar mummy,daddy,gay and lesbian.Are you good in
bed ?Do you really need a rich sexy sugar mummy or
sugar daddy that can change your life completely with
money and influence, so get the opportunity to meet
sugar mummies from all works of
life,politician,bankers,oil ladies, If you are interested
contact me today on my mobile phone number via-08140861877

hallo abegii wetin dey shele 4 dis joint oo i b newcomer 4 here......una gt menu list

Amis: hallo abegii wetin dey shele 4 dis joint oo i b newcomer 4 here......una gt menu list

Na me dey shele for this joint, wetin dey happen for your side?

larride:

Na me dey shele for this joint, wetin dey happen for your side?

oh boi i just kule 4 mia side oo abegii mk u tell persn to organize sumfin 4 mia table ooo dis place dry fa..

Wetin dey happen for here? Wey the bartender

my people..how body ooo...any one deh here??my alomo don finish oo...hope say u na deh joli and totori for where u deh...abeg fire me one heineken or alomo as man no see sleep catch...it tire me self

*strolls in*
Who dey hia

acidtalk: Dem don use 'forming' scatter all of una head.

So because na time for pidgin now all of una come dey form butty? Una papa.

Whereas na people wey grow up for Mushin, Agege, Orile, Ijora badia, Okomaiko, Akute, Abule Egba, Bariga and Ajegunle full here.

Who una wan come form for?

*WAKA*

God punish u for calling bariga

Alo. i no show hia 4 fri nite... Wetin dey sele, *walk in wit full plate of suya, tinkin of eatin alone*