From the stables of Ebele
Entertainment, the producers and
marketers of Fuel Subsidy 1 & 2; in
conjunction with Ote-Dollar Movies
comes another blockbuster film,
titled. "Stinging Dollars!"
Oshisco!!!!!!! Stinging Dollars Part
1 & 2 na the ogbonge movies wey
una don dey wait for. Una go see
how members of the fuel subsidy
cabal dey give Honorable members
'egunge' for sake of say make their
names no dey among the list of
people wey carry our oyel money
take do bazaar in the name of
subsidy!!!!!
Okokomaiko!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make una
come see how Honorable Farouk
be Mr Integrity in the morning for
inside green chamber of
legislathieves, but for night he go
show hin true colour!
Make I continue the next scene for
this advertise with correct Queen's
English because I no fit pigin
English describe am!
The blockbuster movie continue
with Lawan's visit to Ote-dollar’s
house on three different occasions
over the bribe issue.
On each occasion, he drove himself
in a C class Mercedes Benz. Five
video recordings, lasting an
average of eight to 10 minutes
each were made on each of those
visits.
On the first visit, he had lunch with
Otedola where the amount to be
paid was negotiated and
eventually agreed on.
On his second visit, which was
around 11 pm, he collected the
first tranche of $250,000 and
during the third visit when he
came around 5.05 am, he collected
the second tranche of $250,000.
He was dressed in green buba and
sokoto with a cap to match.
Later in the day at the plenary
session after he had collected the
second tranche, he got the House
to clear Zenon as one of the
companies that bought foreign
exchange but did not import
petroleum products.
“In the video, Lawan was clearly
seen stuffing wads of dollar bills
into his pocket, when his pocket
was full, to the utter shock of all
those who have seen the damning
video, he removed his cap and
concealed the remaining wads of
dollar bills inside it and replaced
the cap on his head.
“Nigerians will reel with laughter if
they ever get to watch this video. It
is on the one hand hilarious and
on the other, extremely shameful!”
The Director of the movie revealed
that Lawan’s resort to stuffing the
money in his pockets and cap was
done to avoid arousing suspicion
from Otedola’s domestic help who
would have seen him entering the
house empty handed and coming
out carrying a bulging
envelope.However, unknown to
him, a surveillance video camera
carefully installed by the SSS was
recording all his actions.
Ok now!!!!! Una don preview the
movie! So wetin una dey wait for?
HURRY! RUSH to the nearest Dealer
and buy your original copy of the
award winning movie of the year!
Stinging Dollar$ Part 1 and 2 is
marketed and distributor by Zenon
Oil. Pirates beware!!!!!!!