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Farouk (Verb):
To collect bribe and
deny it, attributing
evidence to video
doctoring. Past tense:
farouked
Example: To farouk is
human
Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National
Assembly is populated
with faroukers
Faroukee (Noun):
A person who is
farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a
faroukee in order to win
the business
Faroukology (Noun):
The study of bribe
collection and denial of
obvious evidence
Example: The politician
has a degree in
Faroukology from the
University of Corruption
Faroukracy (Noun):
Government of bribery,
by the bribe givers
forthe bribe takers
Example: Our nation has
been practicing
faroukracy from
independence.
Faroukism(Noun) :
The political ideology of
bribery, corruption and
cover ups.
Example: EFCC has
prosecuted many
advocatesof faroukism
Faroukiosis(Noun):
A chronic disorder of
bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor
diagnosed the young
politician of acute
faroukiosis
Adjective
Faroukish: having the
appearance of, or
relating to bribery and
denial
Example: Results of the
investigation appear
really faroukish
Adverb
Faroukistically : Carried
out or done in a way
that suggests a farouk
Example: The
lawmakers carried on
faroukistically