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Re: Impossibilities In The World by PrinceDudu(m): 11:54am On Jun 28, 2012
thank goodness, i was alone grin

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Afam4eva(m): 11:56am On Jun 28, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy
Dude, i'm breathing with my tongue out and also typing right now.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by alienware(m): 11:58am On Jun 28, 2012
Any body who says everything is possible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door
Re: Impossibilities In The World by stepo707: 12:00pm On Jun 28, 2012
Poster if i catch you ehn. angry angry angry
Re: Impossibilities In The World by ahamdiheme: 12:04pm On Jun 28, 2012
booqee: Oh dang! How i must have looked like a panting dog with my tongues out! undecided Can't believe i fell for dis mehn! tongue

Bashydemy i go still catch you! angry undecided

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
@OP You got me nice one!! wink

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by ahamdiheme: 12:05pm On Jun 28, 2012
afam4eva:
Dude, i'm breathing with my tongue out and also typing right now.

This is pathetic...smh

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 28, 2012
nice one..but i can breathe with my tongue out...guess u have the alimentery canal of a frog

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by joanana(f): 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2012
hahahahahahaha!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2012
AHahahaha see me breathing heavily with my tongue out, I was even wondering if the OP is sick as he cant breathe with tongue or may be am mystical.....then I realize I was just a bingo!

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by sjc: 12:12pm On Jun 28, 2012
u ediootttttt, you just succeed in making me look like a monster in front of my little boy
the innocent soul was expecting a smile from me while i was reading your post, but suddenly bust into tears after
i practicalized your impossibility

just wait i will be back for (let me attend to him)

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Kslib(m): 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2012
@op you really got me there..
Ok lets get real.. You can never open your mouth wide open and blink your eyes 3 times...
Re: Impossibilities In The World by ahamdiheme: 12:14pm On Jun 28, 2012
binger: nice one..but i can breathe with my tongue out...guess u have the alimentery canal of a frog

Another pathetic individual...

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by HyeBits: 12:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
You are Steupid for making that joke on me.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
na wao, c as I fell 4 diz sha...the dude nxt 2 me was like "huh?" cry

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by stepo707: 12:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
sjc: u ediootttttt, you just succeed in making me look like a monster in front of my little boy
the innocent soul was expecting a smile from me while i was reading your post, but suddenly bust into tears after
i practicalized your impossibility

just wait i will be back for (let me attend to him)


grin grin grin

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Tinkybabe(f): 12:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
I actualy fell for that.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Impossibilities In The World by isquar3d3(m): 12:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
Damn! See me. I brought out my friggin' tongue happy dat i cld prove d Op wrong nd read d nxt line wit my tongue stil out. Mehn, it wasn't funny. I felt like slapping myself. Nyc.

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Basildon1(m): 12:23pm On Jun 28, 2012
WOW!! Totally fell for that for some reason!

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by kcreal(f): 12:27pm On Jun 28, 2012
Hahahaha I fell for it.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by gudxson: 12:31pm On Jun 28, 2012
u sure put a smile on my face dude...

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Caracta(f): 12:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
Kslib:
Ok lets get real.. You can never open your mouth wide open and blink your eyes 3 times...

I can't believe i just tried ds in d public. Goodness! Am i high or something?

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by redsun(m): 12:38pm On Jun 28, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

You got that tongue shit ma!I fell for the trick.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by redsun(m): 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2012
You can wash your eyes with soap though.Soap that goes into the eyes is washed off with water harmlessly.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bombwar(m): 12:43pm On Jun 28, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

Guy U no get Work abi,,,,,,,,U funny Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by SawG(m): 12:52pm On Jun 28, 2012
@bashy-demy, wat kind of a person areu? u made me look like a panting dog in front of my mirror, well, dats a nice 1, u made my day

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Coldfaya(m): 12:56pm On Jun 28, 2012
Thank Goodness. D only reason i didn't try it was cos i was in a meeting. Told myself i wld try it wen m out. U actually got me mahn. Nice 1

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Reference(m): 1:00pm On Jun 28, 2012
Hmm. Good one. Got me. For a sec thought I was abnormal. Woof, woof.

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by IykeD(m): 1:01pm On Jun 28, 2012
This is crazy! hahaha If this is original, then damn, you are good. I kept rolling out my tongue like a goat and I was like I can breath, how come he said it's impossible and then kept on doing it more and more until I read the latter part of his post. I wanted to slap myself and couldn't help laughing so hard. Nice one OP!

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Coldfaya(m): 1:03pm On Jun 28, 2012
[quote author=ahamdiheme]

Another pathetic individual...[/quote

terribly pathatic. *Smh*
Re: Impossibilities In The World by vivaciousvivi(f): 1:04pm On Jun 28, 2012
Dammit! I fell for it hook, line and sinker! grin

Guys, it was a joke. stop taking life too seriously and stop the insults pls. Sheesh!

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by teddyblueu: 1:05pm On Jun 28, 2012
bashy_demy: hahah well am sorry, Its a joke and to put smile on your face LOL

silly ass
Re: Impossibilities In The World by ivili(m): 1:14pm On Jun 28, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy
this guy,how did you guess i was going to attempt to breathe with my tongue out?you too much.

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