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Just Laugh by ayusman16(m): 7:02am On Nov 28, 2007 |
A man came back from Church one day, greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house. The wife was so happy and surprised, and then she asked "Did the pastor preach about being romantic?" The man said "No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows." A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner, Walks up to him and hands him menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and Order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table And hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. Ah, yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened. The blind man eats and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the Next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, Rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Gladys complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I didn't know Gladys worked here!!! |
Re: Just Laugh by Migines(m): 7:14am On Nov 28, 2007 |
D 2nd 1 is hilariously not funny the joke is not worth the length and i've seen the 1st. Nice work tho. |
Re: Just Laugh by uchetobi(f): 10:52am On Nov 28, 2007 |
D first is funny, dint get d 2nd tho |
Re: Just Laugh by clemcykul(f): 8:35pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
off course she works here, uses her kondo to clean the gaddamn forks |
Re: Just Laugh by ituen(m): 12:32pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
@Clem, have u tried that b4. Its so sad miggy never knew all this while |
Re: Just Laugh by mellow(m): 12:41pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
So the blind man has been shinning Gladys kini so much so that he now know how the kini smells? and she is supposed to be married. so much for been married.[/color][color=#990000] |
Re: Just Laugh by Cecegrace(f): 5:26pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Nice work bro, though too long for a joke |
Re: Just Laugh by saucekid(m): 5:47pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
SEEEEEEEEEN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT |
Re: Just Laugh by ituen(m): 11:42am On Nov 30, 2007 |
saucekid: so? |
Re: Just Laugh by efuah(f): 2:14pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
lmao . . . they r both funny but how come mingines, ituen n saucekid never stop fighting |
Re: Just Laugh by epot: 2:25pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
He disrespected his wife by telling her rub her kini on a Bleep small wonder she's been laid by a blind man |
Re: Just Laugh by epot: 2:30pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
Femi Obaleye if you can see this pls hit me up. it me Hassan Rasheed I heard you're hold up somewhere in UK. For you folks in nairaland i bumped into by accident and want say thumb up proud to be a Nigerian |
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Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: / An It Husband / This Is No Joke! I mean what I am saying...
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