Dears,
I love it when words are craftly put together to rhyme or make some sense. I start with below. Add yours.

I hate People who BRAG,wear RAGS,who NAG and call it SWAG....
You make me CHOKE on my COKE with your JOKE...
If you are not GRATEFUL to God,you a GREAT FOOL.....
No matter the amount of weed the devil takes to get HIGH,he can never be the MOST HIGH....

[color=#006600][/color] nice rhyms

Lets have your punchlines

WHO WILL KILL THE KILLER WHEN WAY PLAY THE PLAYER.

PREtty girl, let me PRAy for you not to become PREy

LONEly comes from the word ALONE

DEVIL, TREMBLE because i have got another LEVEL

Don't gag me when i nag
cos' i'll curse u nd u'll die!

No Pains, no Gains
No Cross, no Crown

Fire till you tire,
the desire is what you require
to inspire the expired...

in trying to aTTAIN a mainTAINed and susTAIN security,we must curTAIN the founTAIN of corruption that causes bloodsTAIN in the land,although it had grown into a monstrous mounTAiN from which every uncerTAINty emerges from, this can still be conTAINed by delibrate susTAINed scheme that will enterTAIN an unTAINted capTAIN,under who, chiefTAINcy are given on merit as it perTAIN their susTAINed acheivment.where ascerTAIN mediocre are cerTAINly deTAINed,this era shall be of reTAINable peace,absTAIN of corruption.

The maize said to the electricity: "I'm corn-fused."

Policeman: Boy, how high are you?
Drunk boy: Officer, it's 'Hi, how are you.'

For Four Faithful Fridays
Funny, Funky Femi
Finally Finds Freedom
From Fearfully Forceful Farmer Fola's
Fatty Fishy foods.

My father was walking,
so I could run.
Now I am running,
so my kids can fly.

They attacked THISDAY to prove that there is no DAILY TRUST for security. THE NATION is in fear, no confidence in the LEADERSHIP of our land. We know we have a GUARDIAN who is also our VANGUARD. We believe in our God despite the PUNCH on our faces and as the DAILY SUN rises, so our God shall rise against them, He will hunt them until they confess to be NEW NIGERIAN(s). Gentlemen of d press God is our TRIBUNE.

When others are sitting,
I shall be standing.
When others are standing,
I shall be outstanding.
When others are outstanding,
I shall stand out.
When others stand out,
I shall be the standard.

Sleep + social life = Bad grades.
Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.

When you think a thing, the thing you think is not exactly the thing you think you think, but the thing you think you think you think.

"warsaw never saw war untill war saw warsaw".
"peter parker picked a piece of pickled paper".
"the omnipresent God is present to give presents to those that are present in his presence".
"may God nuture you for a future and fortify you for an adventure to venture into pleasures".

Love is a funny feeling you feel when you feel something you feel u have never felt before

five fifty five, father friar fried four fresh fish for four fathers from france...

money make mama mary marry mad man...

I serve a God who fetches water in Basket to spite the Bucket.

Halleluyah meta atata,
Si messiah,to nje jehovah.

You cannot feature in a future ,you cannot picture.

When you go Black, you never go Back.

As a boy, I said to you, "I love girl,
You make my head whirl;
I love your smooth face,
It makes my whole heart race."

I recalled, I asked; "Do you love me, too
The way I love you,
Let be sincere to each other
Cause' that's what we need to be together."

Baby, you remember the first time i kissed you,
We were in a dark room, with no light shinning through;
And when I held your hand,
Our hearts spoke words no one could understand.

You remember the first time we made love,
It was like we were in clouds above;
Everything felt new,
That's the best memory of i have of you.

Now, every night you sleep by my side,
The love of my life and my bride;
Snoring all night long,
Deafening my ears infuriating song!!!

I have insomnia I can't sleep. I need a gun to blow my brains out!!!

mufex: As a boy, I said to you, "I love girl,
You make my head whirl;
I love your smooth face,
It makes my whole heart race."

I recalled, I asked; "Do you love me, too
The way I love you,
Let be sincere to each other
Cause' that's what we need to be together."

Baby, you remember the first time i kissed you,
We were in a dark room, with no light shinning through;
And when I held your hand,
Our hearts spoke words no one could understand.

You remember the first time we made love,
It was like we were in clouds above;
Everything felt new,
That's the best memory of i have of you.

Now, every night you sleep by my side,
The love of my life and my bride;
Snoring all night long,
Deafening my ears infuriating song!!!

He knew I knew he knew, I knew he knew I knew

Put some Protection on that Erectionn to avoid Infection.

There is a DEVIL lurking at every LEVEL to wrought EVIL.

Its a SHAME when in sheer SHAM, we engage in the wordly GAME of seeking FAME forgetting our primary AIM on earth, This renders LAME the purpose why He CAME and for our sins was MAIMed.

To be happy, a man needs a WIFE for LIFE. MONEY that flows like HONEY. WISDOM from the heavenly KINGDOM. KIDS that are little KINGS and QUEENS.

You can only perform the feat of defeating the feet of foes with the feet fit for the feat of defeating foe's feet.

A page like this
Will definitely go amiss
And eventually into a void devoid of bliss
Like a sleeping princess in need of a kiss
Unless someone whose skills are not remiss
Rises up to continue the gist.

Fyn gal: Don't gag me when i nag
cos' i'll curse u nd u'll die!

Nice girl! Hi5!

coolrose: Put some Protection on that Erectionn to avoid Infection.

Hehehe! #gbam!