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Help I Need A Girl by edogu(m): 10:54pm On Jun 29, 2012
Good day 2 u all. Pls i need d help or advice from people on dis forum. My problem is that for 26 yrs i ve not dated or had any girlfriend. This is not good 4 me cos i expect 2 settle down ones i hit 30yrs. Am 26 yrs now currently doing my masters at uniport. This may sound very embarrassing or true 2 believ but dat's d truth. I find it difficult approaching ladies talk more of asking them out. I ve read some tips from google but stil d courag 2 do dis is not dr. I tend 2 stiff my face when am doing anything wit ladies. Pls help i dont want my parents 2 assist me find a lady. I want to do it on my own. I want a lady i can treat as my sister, friend aswell my girlfriend/wife. Am waiting 4 ur advice
Re: Help I Need A Girl by 190: 11:00pm On Jun 29, 2012
if you have N500K i can arrange 5 girls for you to date cheesy
Re: Help I Need A Girl by edogu(m): 11:40pm On Jun 29, 2012
@190: pls b serious am not joking. I mean what i posted. I de beg u dont derail dis thread.

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Re: Help I Need A Girl by Mynd44: 11:56pm On Jun 29, 2012
You are 26, you need a girl and you don't know how to talk to a girl bla bla bla.
All the advice we can give you here will matter only when you develop balls
Re: Help I Need A Girl by ITbomb(m): 2:09am On Jun 30, 2012
My! I'm also doing MSc in Uniport , lets hook up and i'll show u so real stuff inside Delta Park.
Do u want marriage or short hand
Re: Help I Need A Girl by slimyem: 2:27am On Jun 30, 2012
lmao@getting tips from google...
Oops!tongue
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Mynd44: 9:23am On Jun 30, 2012
slimyem: lmao@getting tips from google...
Oops!tongue
Desperate times and desperate measures
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Idowuogbo(f): 9:26am On Jun 30, 2012
Poster, give me just 600k I will find ur missing rib.
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Mynd44: 9:35am On Jun 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: Poster, give me just 600k I will find ur missing rib.
Is the rib that difficult to find? If you no see am, go mortuary go thrift one nah
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Mynd44: 9:35am On Jun 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: Poster, give me just 600k I will find ur missing rib.
Is the rib that difficult to find? If you no see am, go mortuary go thief one nah
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Kxy(m): 10:16am On Jun 30, 2012
190: if you have N500K i can arrange 5 girls for you to date cheesy
Lols....please stop making mockery of his situation.
Re: Help I Need A Girl by Mynd44: 10:19am On Jun 30, 2012
Kxy:
Lols....please stop making mockery of his situation.
He should not stop. It is exciting
Re: Help I Need A Girl by waji: 11:11am On Jun 30, 2012
Ok!I will help u cul dis number 08076240270
Re: Help I Need A Girl by esere826: 11:53am On Jun 30, 2012
edogu: Good day 2 u all. Pls i need d help or advice from people on dis forum. My problem is that for 26 yrs i ve not dated or had any girlfriend. This is not good 4 me cos i expect 2 settle down ones i hit 30yrs. Am 26 yrs now currently doing my masters at uniport. This may sound very embarrassing or true 2 believ but dat's d truth. I find it difficult approaching ladies talk more of asking them out. I ve read some tips from google but stil d courag 2 do dis is not dr. I tend 2 stiff my face when am doing anything wit ladies. Pls help i dont want my parents 2 assist me find a lady. I want to do it on my own. I want a lady i can treat as my sister, friend aswell my girlfriend/wife. Am waiting 4 ur advice

dude,

I'm not going to teach u how 2 be confident in approaching chiks because u have a short deadline b4 d age u want to be wen u marry.Confidence building go fit take time. Instead, make we use strategy wen fit ur situation.

1) buy a lot of male fashion magazines
2) try to immitate their dressence so that u go look sharp and attractive to gals
3) Go to church and join d choir or ushers

With dis, u go see many mature gals wen guys like us don break their hearts or dem don too commit havoc for world but wan settle down.

Dem go dey use style dey look u for a while, and when they realize that ur naive, they'll come for u with their guns blazing. There might only be 2 problems with this:
1) there might be more gals coming for u than u can handle
2) wen ur dating one of em, she might be doing extra time with someone else in d sideline just to satisfy her rough edges which u cannot cater for.

shikena
Re: Help I Need A Girl by edogu(m): 12:14pm On Jun 30, 2012
u guys ve turned dis into a joke platform. I posted earlier on dat am serious about dis
@Esere826: I will take ur advice. for others, pls know when one is serious

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