The_Matrix: I lafff so tey I press my Manager wife bress
Guy, your mouth is so wide, you cud swallow a banana sideways

Spirit of Okija: 3

REASON:

1 Mark for the Photoshop..

1 Mark for the posing

1 mark for attempting to look fine.


Total score = 3 out of 10..


P.S: That your lip sha!! Thank God say you be man, your money for finish for lipstick, because na two you go dey use per make-up session.. 1 for the upper lip, 1 for the lower lip..

No no no no no no nooooo!!!
I just shit bricks!!!!

this kind of mumulity still exist 4 this new generation

If you want accurate rating, just take a bath and have a shot, then upload it... NOT this kind edited photoshopped pics...

Picture quality- 8/10
The person- 9/10
Taking into consideration that picture quality enhanced the person's look i.e digital, plus the make i.e foundation, brown powder, concealer et al. Final tally

Half of picture quality subtracted from outcome= 8/2=4. 9-4= 5.

Hence I rate you 5/10

7/10

crackhouse: Your picture reminds me of my dead bingo, the dog i spent so much on. I lost the dog to a car accident last year, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

Really?? You don't say

@OP: I rate you 4 and half. Nothing special about your looks, ur eyes seems frogy though.

You guys should stop abusing the mods, they purposely made it front page for two reasons.

1. so nairalanders can attack the hell out of this guy.
2. So that we can laugh the hell out of our self making the guy realise, he is the joke.


like i said earlier this is prolly the biggest joke a person coulda brought on himself on nl.

Am sure the op woulda stopped reading comments from the first page, sorry op this grade #1 calamity.

Spirit of Okija: 3

REASON:

1 Mark for the Photoshop..

1 Mark for the posing

1 mark for attempting to look fine.


Total score = 3 out of 10..


P.S: That your lip sha!! Thank God say you be man, your money for finish for lipstick, because na two you go dey use per make-up session.. 1 for the upper lip, 1 for the lower lip..

O sweet Jesus,you people will not kill me. I can't stop laughing

safarigirl: Picture quality- 8/10
The person- 9/10
Taking into consideration that picture quality enhanced the person's look i.e digital, plus the make i.e foundation, brown powder, concealer et al. Final tally

Half of picture quality subtracted from outcome= 8/2=4. 9-4= 5.

Hence I rate you 5/10

Oh God!!

Poster dönt mind all these haterz o. I find you very attractive. You can try growing some sideburns; you'd be smoking,sizzling HOT!!! .
I rate you 7,becos the picture has been worked on. . . mwaaaaah! Fineboi no pimples

o boy you don look for troubleooo.......wetin even make you post your pic for here self. maybe to know if you are good enough for the girl wey you wan go toast abi? i rate you 0.0000000000000000001/10........keep it up.

afam4eva: Post your WAEC and Jamb result let's rate it too. VANITY.

Lwtmb.

mikuz: i don laugh fall inside well.

and your phone never spoil

You resemble Baraka for Mortal Kombat I, make I see ur tooth .

Over qualification dey worry you for ugly pageant lol!

denzel2009: why did your tailor waste too much fabric on the collar?

Nice clothes bt d original go dey expensive!

Spirit of okijia na wa o

On a NIgerian men scale, you're rocking 9/10.

How can you guys say the boy is ugly?

dowjones:


and your phone never spoil

e ge water proof

Its interesting to note that if it was a girl who posted her pics, things might definitely go other ways!

canadaik: Its interesting to note that if it was a girl who posted her pics, things might definitely go other ways!

What's more interesting is that most of the criticizers are men.

i give him a five and nothing more

^^
So many họmos in here.

freecocoa: OP you fine jorh,don't mind all these guys here,na E-jerosi dey worry them.

Take 0.5

guy u bad Gon...u for give zero nah...lWKMH

*Ileke-IdI:


What's more interesting is that most of the criticizers are men.

lol- maybe because 99.9% of them are horgly.

queensmith:

lol- maybe because 99.9% of them are horgly.

Far from it. The lad is obviously a vain little chimp who had nothing better to do that bandy his fishibijeun lips on Nairaland. No-one likes vanity, male or female.

Intrepid!:


Far from it. The lad is obviously a vain little chimp who had nothing better to do that bandy his fishibijeun lips on Nairaland. No-one likes vanity, male or female.

thats not actually true- there was a similar thread years ago that drove all the ladies crazy . . . . .the men here are just haiting

NL moderators are becoming jobless as the day goes on. Even seun self don de tire me self. Na shits dey make FRP these days

Let me add the guy looks fine but this shouldn't have made frontpage at all.

queensmith:

thats not actually true- there was a similar thread years ago that drove all the ladies crazy . . . . .the men here are just haiting

i remember that thread.

Intrepid!:
Who the piss is this vain yoruba male (judging by his ponmo lips) who wants people to 'rate' his air-brushed, best-clothes-wearing picture abeg? After the rating what next? Is it part of the criteria for securing Government contract or Mobil employment? Guy, go and invent something and stop dicking around! And who in the hell says you are remotely handsome? The title of the post shoulda been 'Please judge if I have the potential to be un-ugly by the year 2020'!

loooooool...I go die oo!!!