>Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
>Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.>Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
>Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.
>Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
>Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
>Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
>Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
>Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
>Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
>It'll only take 10 seconds. Have you
considered suing your brains for non- support?
>He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
>He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
>He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an .
>He's not silly; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
>Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
>Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
>How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
>I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my backside.
>I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
>I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
>I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
>I don't know what makes you so silly, but it really works!

This is not really a joke,just something to keep you smiling. So,to the mean ones,please clear off

You try OP still smilling

Hahaha! Mehn dis yabbings badt gan oh.....