NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY!
(1) Where ladies will met a guy, and her
friends will ask her after, "Is the man
loaded?"
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,
nod head and say "notin dey happen guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in
Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they always came first position in school.
Where You Can Be A Driver For
Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
(7) Where Presidents and other
government officials don't know the
national anthem. ( Where the govt dont give a hoot
about nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best
option when stuck in traffic jams (hold
up).
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam and others given a
chieftancy title for stealing billio
patnwume: chieftancy title for stealing billions and
Front row seat in churches.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission to university, to get a
job and to enter a bus! (12) Where you are robbed of your
phone and the robbers come back for
your Pin code and the charger.
(13) Where politicians use big
unnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your
unsuccessfulnes on family members in
the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot
belly, and a healthy looking, slim Man is despised in the street as a pauper.
(17) Where if you where do anyhow
you see anyhow.
(18) Where generator is a social
amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
(20) Where People produce Toyota
Camry jeans and Dr.
patnwume: (20) Where People produce Toyota
Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
(21) Where the man who had no shoes
becomes the president.
(22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of a party (PDP).
(23) Where citizens are more afraid of
Police than Armed robbers.