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5 Funny Facts Of Life by SPIFF(m): 5:44pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee 2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband. 3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. 4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him. 5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak! 12 Likes |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by tiebe: 3:16pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
your post made me smile. remember some of the lines frm a movie |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Got me smiling |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by miketonic(m): 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
1. living in American, you learn that ashawo mean prostitute 2. sex is love 3. if you beat your wife, you will go to hell 4. eating moimoi and fried plantain is a sin 5. black is beautiful 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by inspirenet: 4:15pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Really |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by cyril83(m): 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refereeI don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language? |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by JUO(m): 4:19pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
I don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language?he is not always around |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
No. 3 is the truthiest truth 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by poj(m): 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Man no wan die but wan go heaven. |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by TheShopKeeper(m): 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee No 3. is packed with the truth. |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by LAX89(m): 4:25pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee I get the humor, thats fine! But It's this mind set and the promotion of it and likes, that is largely responsible for the high level of divorce and single parenthood that pervades our society today, sadly! |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by maj007(m): 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee Hmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by jeffizy(m): 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
1. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternising with the enemy. 2.Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in New Zealand. (unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying). 3.Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. 4.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulatev. 5.A gunner/goner/looser...(.no offence arsenics,lolz)).window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by jeddyMay(f): 4:39pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
LWKM......ROTFLMSO. NA U SABI |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by dont8(m): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
You don't get the logic, the wife speaks in tongue and nag forever during querrels. cyril83: I don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language? |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by dont8(m): 4:46pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Apology not accepted. Gunners! Guns you down! jeffizy: 1. |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
jeffizy: 1.so no.2 mean say we are one step ahead of God (jus kidding shaa) concerning the date for the last day. hehehed, i laugh in past tense; thank God for my uncle wey dey New Zealand shaa, him go inform me on time 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by JojoArmani(m): 4:59pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
blogger1.0:laughin in ur past tense way of laughin. |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by ebamma(m): 5:01pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
true talk,but no. 5 is false |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by dmomie(f): 5:27pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
LAX89:wow! See grammar! |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by jeffizy(m): 5:29pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
jeddyMay: LWKM......ROTFLMSO.U̶̲̥̅̊ too donn Sabi be dat. |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by jeffizy(m): 5:32pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
blogger1.0:That's if you are a good boy to him at that time.lolz 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by jeffizy(m): 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
dont8: Apology not accepted.I jumped up and the bullet caught my alligator shoe. Then I borrowed usain bolts shoes! 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by GboyegaD(m): 5:46pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
1. That the man who peels cocoyam has the intention of eating it (Nigerian movies) 2. If you go to Moza do not eat yam (Ife students) 3. Not taking risk is a big risk in itself (Although some risk are not worth taking) |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Smhart1(f): 5:56pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Lmfao.... Guy na no3 sure pass.... |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by miracle4(m): 5:58pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
jeffizy: 1.this got me thinking lol |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by bizideas2(m): 6:11pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
6. A wise man always allow his wife have the final word in every argument anything he says after that is the begining of another argument. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by snthesis(m): 6:27pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
wish i came across dis thread sooner,-learnt the hard way abt women |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Never take life too serious cos no one gets out alive 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
LAX89:please take the next Waec GCE form 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee lol |
Re: 5 Funny Facts Of Life by leoxben1(m): 6:45pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Ram and Sham were talking together RAM:do you drink? SHAM:no,no at all. RAM:do you smoke? SHAM:no,not at all. RAM:do you do anything which is not socially acceptable? SHAM:yes,I just tell lies. 1 Like |
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